Pigs Bum
Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 5)
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Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Pigs Bum”
“Pigs Bum”
You really did like that didn't you
I suppose pigs bum could be sexy.......if you are a pig, or someone who.........sees beauty everywhere
However , still being sexy is the point, and i have got it
Originally Posted by twassington:
“You did indeed itwasn'tme........but I am the hot piece of crackling in THIS thread!!!”
“You did indeed itwasn'tme........but I am the hot piece of crackling in THIS thread!!!”
very tasty is crackling..........but it never lasts long
Bye bye and say hello to gourmet sexiness ( now with less pigs bum) mmmmmmmm now that's tasty
Why do you all bother? Look into your heart, you know I am the most sexiest person here. Nobody even scrapes the sides.
You two are like Asda smartprice sausages, whereas I am the finest organic acorn fed rare breed pork!!!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“You two are like Asda smartprice sausages, whereas I am the finest organic acorn fed rare breed pork!!!”
“You two are like Asda smartprice sausages, whereas I am the finest organic acorn fed rare breed pork!!!”
i consider myself more a Tesco Finest juicy steak that you want to get your teeth into !
The rest of you are just yellow-stickered products!
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“i consider myself more a Tesco Finest juicy steak that you want to get your teeth into !
The rest of you are just yellow-stickered products!”
“i consider myself more a Tesco Finest juicy steak that you want to get your teeth into !
The rest of you are just yellow-stickered products!”
I won't be eating YOUR meat
It's inferior, old and tough!!
so unsexy you can't even flash the right sex bum
It's just so heartening to see you all trying your best to be sexy, keep up the good work. Remember even if you can't win it's very very important to try
<----- sexiest for the longest
'Nuff said.
It doesn't look very long from where I'm standing, quite the reverse 
Nice try JC, but it's back to the old folks home for you....pop that back under the tartan blanket, no one's going to be interested
Nice try JC, but it's back to the old folks home for you....pop that back under the tartan blanket, no one's going to be interested
Originally Posted by twassington:
“It doesn't look very long from where I'm standing, quite the reverse
Nice try JC, but it's back to the old folks home for you....pop that back under the tartan blanket, no one's going to be interested”
“It doesn't look very long from where I'm standing, quite the reverse
Nice try JC, but it's back to the old folks home for you....pop that back under the tartan blanket, no one's going to be interested
”
Originally Posted by Arsenalgirl:
“hey twassington
good to see you.... looking unsexy”
“hey twassington
good to see you.... looking unsexy
”
I see you were looking twass, couldn't resist eh?. There is a reason it is quite the reverse, it saw your unsexy look and tried to hide
Arsenalgirl has it almost right looking unsexy and of course second best to moi
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I won't be eating YOUR meat
It's inferior, old and tough!!”
“I won't be eating YOUR meat
It's inferior, old and tough!!”
My meat and two veg is the talk of all the supermarkets!
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“My meat and two veg is the talk of all the supermarkets!”
“My meat and two veg is the talk of all the supermarkets!”
Cos it's poor value for money!!
How do Arsenalgirl, looking a right minger I must say!!
As for JC, poor old codger.....as sexy as rancid frogspawn
Originally Posted by twassington:
“*sticks tongue out at AG*”
“*sticks tongue out at AG*”
Doesn't look very healthy. Have you seen a doc recently?
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