Priscilla - Sexiest Person everrrrr 
Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 5)
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Originally Posted by priscilla:
“Priscilla - Sexiest Person everrrrr ”
“Priscilla - Sexiest Person everrrrr
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Until now
The Sun has got his hat on
Hip hip hip hooray
The Sun has got his hat on
and others have lost their way.
Hip hip hip hooray
The Sun has got his hat on
and others have lost their way.
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Mindee's such a nutter
He's deranged all day
His brain is full of clutter and he's really on his way................................to the madhouse
He's deranged all day
His brain is full of clutter and he's really on his way................................to the madhouse
It was twass who went to Nantucket
To water her plants from a bucket
As she just couldn't see
Where she'd had her last pee
So to Specsavers now she's took it.
To water her plants from a bucket
As she just couldn't see
Where she'd had her last pee
So to Specsavers now she's took it.
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Mindee's a silly old codger
At rhyming he's really a bodger
He could learn from Musty
[Another old crusty]
For now I'll just wallop his todger
At rhyming he's really a bodger
He could learn from Musty
[Another old crusty]
For now I'll just wallop his todger
When twass went in with her bucket
There was no place she found to hook it
Not a coat peg was spare
Wouldn't fit under a chair
So out she stormed and said .... .. !
There was no place she found to hook it
Not a coat peg was spare
Wouldn't fit under a chair
So out she stormed and said .... .. !
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One's mouth would make a docker blush
My beak I should really learn to hush
But Mindee's gob is is even ranker
He really is a filthy ******
My beak I should really learn to hush
But Mindee's gob is is even ranker
He really is a filthy ******
But twass still had that stuff in her bucket
And wondered where she could chuck it
She met Mindee on route
Giving bucket the boot
But he was so smart he did duck it.
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And wondered where she could chuck it
She met Mindee on route
Giving bucket the boot
But he was so smart he did duck it.
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Wielding a large smelly kipper
Twass walloped Mindee on the napper
Then she pulled down his pants
And filled them with ants
Which didn't make him very chipper!!
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Twass walloped Mindee on the napper
Then she pulled down his pants
And filled them with ants
Which didn't make him very chipper!!
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So an old Turkey passing by twass did pluck it
Then took it back home in her bucket
Though soaked in stale pee
It would be nice for her tea
As long as she had time to cook it.
Then took it back home in her bucket
Though soaked in stale pee
It would be nice for her tea
As long as she had time to cook it.
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But she couldn't see how long she should cook it
Dipping a finger in just to suck it
Then started to moan
On the old dog and bone
Another appointment....... she surely must book it.
Dipping a finger in just to suck it
Then started to moan
On the old dog and bone
Another appointment....... she surely must book it.
Sorry
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I hadn't realised old Mindee
Was in fact a cockerney
But I'd not eat that turkey rank
Not even if I was well Hank!!
Was in fact a cockerney
But I'd not eat that turkey rank
Not even if I was well Hank!!
The Limerick Thread is contagious
Its spread to here - outrageous!
But its still plain to see
Who is the most sexeee
Its spread to here - outrageous!
But its still plain to see
Who is the most sexeee
Smokey's speedo's are no funs
They cling horrificaly to his buns
His moobs are swinging to and fro
I think from this thread he should go
They cling horrificaly to his buns
His moobs are swinging to and fro
I think from this thread he should go
Example 1)
A Limerick is 5 lines you know
Just try it once more, have a go
If you can't make a rhyme
And don't have the time
There's always your lawns you could mow.
Example 2)
There was a young woman called twass
Who thought, in this thread she's the boss
But that isn't so
She's just an old crow
What she says, no one gives a toss.
Sorry.......only said for the rhyme, you understand .
A Limerick is 5 lines you know
Just try it once more, have a go
If you can't make a rhyme
And don't have the time
There's always your lawns you could mow.
Example 2)
There was a young woman called twass
Who thought, in this thread she's the boss
But that isn't so
She's just an old crow
What she says, no one gives a toss.
Sorry.......only said for the rhyme, you understand .
Spoiler
A nutter called MIndee thought he
Was totally and entirely sexy
On seeing his thong
He couldn't be more wrong
He's as minging as he could possibly be!!!
Was totally and entirely sexy
On seeing his thong
He couldn't be more wrong
He's as minging as he could possibly be!!!
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