*sniggers*

"regains rightful position as thread's sexiest person"

.. that is not true, and you know it .

Sooooooooooooooooo deluded! *elbows Smokey out of window into industrial sized wheelie bin* That's more like it

Where's Himbo? I thought he would be back by now And Matty! Though am thinking he may have had a perma-ban ..

"clambers out of wheelie-bin and chucks Twass on local skip
(along with Martin)

*clambers [sexily] out of skip and runs back into thread brandishing a large smelly cod in threatening manner*

Luckily there was an old ladder in the skip so I managed to get out.

*Puts ladder on other side of skip so Twass cannot get out* !!

Drat you must have got out of the other side while I wasn't looking.

I'lll leave you to play with your cod - cod knows why !!

Jack returns on the 26th he said to say Hi to everyone.
Matty on a perma ban.

Ok you've had your fun, now its time for you all to admit defeat because i'm the sexiest person on this thread.

Ooh! He's back tomorrow then.....I have two DS friends coming to stay so there may not be much posting....til the Weds when they go back oop norrth again! Sorry to hear about Matty

*wallops smokey with cod*

Oooh have fun and im going to miss you
yes sad news about the lovely matty
hey leave sexy smokey alone

WHACK!!!
WHACK!!!!!
WHACK!!!!!!! He's enjoying it really...... he loves the smell of rotting fish

Thank you Priscilla - you are obviously a lovely and nice person - unlike that hooligan Twassington

Moi?? A hooligan?????

*wallops with conger eel for good measure*

Your bacon is flabby not crisp
Your hairdo is barely a wisp
You've got a spare tyre
And speedos on fire
And you probably speak with a lisp!

Thank you Smokey

haha dont be 'jel' that me and Smokey are lovely sexy people

Pah! I can outsexy the pair of you without even trying

You really don't stand a chance when I am around.

*sticks out impressive chest*

OMG I saw the ass of all time earlier in Sainsburys....this lady had quite a small upper back and waist, then a CONTINENTAL SHELF stuck out behind, the most mahoosive ass I have ever seen.......incredible

I had to stop myself going OMG look at that ASSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, and then herself pointed it out to me. I was the most mahooosive of assses!

LMAO! I think you meant to say IT

Haha yes your DD are impressive
"I like big butts i can not lie, my other bruvvas cant deny when a girl walks in with itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face"
Your DD are impressive, but my arse is impressive