Heh, that's my daughter's song....she has a figure like yours! And her waist is stoooopid itty bitty, she can join her fingers round her waist and there's a bit of room to spare It's unnatural I tell you!! And then she has a round thing in your face underneath And 34as

At least she has a 34A mines a 32A oh well even my flat chest can stop me from being the sexiest female on this thread
If Sexiness was a school subject i would have been marked A*

I'd get A*

Would somebody please check with the mods as to whether you can say "arse" on this forum?

Im sexy so i'm immune from any of the DS rules

The wife said she wanted a breast enlargement,

I said "All you have to do is rub a piece of tissue paper between your tits a couple of times a day and they'll get bigger"

"Really?" she says.

"Well it works for your arse"

-~Leaves DS dungeon via the front door with bag of clobber-

Hi

(((((((((((((((((((((Himbo)))))))))))))))))))))

I missed your unsexy ass!!

Take that back you slapper

We haven't any photographic evidence of your being sexy, for all we know you look like this

Check me profile pic out

Right, glad to see you back, I am orf as got DSers arriving to stay for few days and got to meet their train!!! Laters! XXXX

Oh wow, any members we know?

Enjoy

Oh yay you are one of ze blondees too!

I always pictured you wth dark hair

It's even blonder now I've been to Turkey

Mrs Teapot and Bigshorts

Where is my invite?

:yawn::sleep:

Yessssssss jack back

And I'm here to stay this time

How are you today my dear?

Yes im fine, you?
Currently theres two sexy guys on this thread, Smokey and Jack

Tired and bored, been doing homework for ages now

I've not seen smokey's face have you?

Atm I'm going for the lazy look, I've got birdnest hair right now

homework is boring, i go back in october
no sadly i havent seen his face, but i imagine with a name like smokey he must be sexy

The homework at uni must be stressful.

There's a reason why his name is "smokey" bacon and that's because he's not smokin hot like me, he's only smokey

EDIT oh sorry at uni you call it "assignements" because uni is too pretentious to call it HW

its mostly reading and answering questions for tutorials, first year i only had 2 essays to do (in my uni its 100% exams)
haha smokey a lovely guy, but because ive seen your pic i can confirm to everyone your a good looking guy

What kind of questions come up?