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Old 21-09-2012, 21:07
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I've just got out of the shower. I can carry that "soap on a rope" without the use of my hands.
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Old 21-09-2012, 23:58
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He's NOT the MP for Whetstone, Vile Ears is!!
Sorry the Councillor, former Mayor. I thought Ms V was Member for Chipping Barnet, does that include Whetstone?
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Old 22-09-2012, 07:59
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Old 22-09-2012, 08:05
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I've just got out of the shower. I can carry that "soap on a rope" without the use of my hands.
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Old 22-09-2012, 09:15
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I've just got out of the shower. I can carry that "soap on a rope" without the use of my hands.
Tooooooooooooooooooooo much information

I'm off to the gym to hone my already incredibly sexy body into even more goddess like curves
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Old 22-09-2012, 09:15
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Sorry the Councillor, former Mayor. I thought Ms V was Member for Chipping Barnet, does that include Whetstone?
She is the member for Whetstone, but what's the other stoopid iriot done??
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Old 22-09-2012, 16:41
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Tooooooooooooooooooooo much information


I can't really see why you have such a reaction. I hang it around my neck.
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Old 22-09-2012, 16:54
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I can't really see why you have such a reaction. I hang it around my neck.
Good god, is it three feet long??
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Old 22-09-2012, 16:59
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Good god, is it three feet long??
Yes, I'm going to a fancy dress party as a petrol pump.
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Old 22-09-2012, 17:03
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Yes, I'm going to a fancy dress party as a petrol pump.
I'm not going dressed as a car if that's what you're after
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Old 22-09-2012, 19:16
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She is the member for Whetstone, but what's the other stoopid iriot done??
Got into an assault with a cafe owner when she tried to photograph him parking in a loading bay to get money from an ATM.

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime...internalSearch

(if anyone else is interested!) He is definitely not sexy!
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Old 23-09-2012, 12:24
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Got into an assault with a cafe owner when she tried to photograph him parking in a loading bay to get money from an ATM.

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime...internalSearch

(if anyone else is interested!) He is definitely not sexy!
He's a vile, revolting little twonk....I had to fetch him from reception once when I worked for the Council and he looked me up and down like I was a bit of dog poo, since I did not conform to work clothing ethics and he was used to the posh secretaries.....I returned the compliment with extras
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Old 23-09-2012, 17:22
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He's a vile, revolting little twonk....I had to fetch him from reception once when I worked for the Council and he looked me up and down like I was a bit of dog poo, since I did not conform to work clothing ethics and he was used to the posh secretaries.....I returned the compliment with extras
extras what ... not dog poo ?!!!
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Old 23-09-2012, 17:30
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extras what ... not dog poo ?!!!
Not quite that bad Martin I left a sticky deposit on the back of his suit
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Old 24-09-2012, 10:16
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Not quite that bad Martin I left a sticky deposit on the back of his suit
Oh dear
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Old 24-09-2012, 10:46
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.......................from the lollipop I was sucking That may have been part of his dirty looks I guess...you don't expect to be collected for a visit to the corridors of power by a denim wearing lolly sucking blonde who makes her contempt for you obvious from the outset
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Old 24-09-2012, 23:00
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Twass, it looks like we are the last people standing!

I think we can safely say that we are the King and Queen of sexiness as we are now the last to post on this thread.
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Old 24-09-2012, 23:02
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Old 24-09-2012, 23:05
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Twass, it looks like we are the last people standing!

I think we can safely say that we are the King and Queen of sexiness as we are now the last to post on this thread.
I'm guessing out of you and smokey you are the Queen

The Emperor has made his triumphant return!
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Old 24-09-2012, 23:52
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That's the way to wake them up, Twass. Tell them they have lost, which they surely have!
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Old 24-09-2012, 23:59
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Just found this in my inbox -


URGENT ANNOUNCEMENT From Digital Spy mods

Please note that the last person to post before 00:00 on 25 September. shall be declared the winner.

No further posts are required. No further correspondence on this matter will be entered into.
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Old 25-09-2012, 01:07
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Abseils in....looks around....pulls up a chair........puts on comedy glasses & rotating bowtie........
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Old 25-09-2012, 08:37
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I sent that PM posing as the mods to see if you'd fall for it Martin.................and, surprise surprise as CIlla would say....................

I am the sexiest by about a million miles and you all know it!!
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Old 25-09-2012, 09:58
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I sent that PM posing as the mods to see if you'd fall for it Martin.................and, surprise surprise as CIlla would say....................

I am the sexiest by about a million miles and you all know it!!
Drat and double drat ! It looked so real.

However, it makes no difference - you are not !
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Old 25-09-2012, 18:47
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Drat and double drat ! It looked so real.

However, it makes no difference - you are not !
*smoulders* Yes I is
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