I've just got out of the shower. I can carry that "soap on a rope" without the use of my hands.
Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 5)
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Originally Posted by twassington:
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He's NOT the MP for Whetstone, Vile Ears is!!”
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He's NOT the MP for Whetstone, Vile Ears is!!”
Sorry the Councillor, former Mayor. I thought Ms V was Member for Chipping Barnet, does that include Whetstone?
Originally Posted by Mindee:
“I've just got out of the shower. I can carry that "soap on a rope" without the use of my hands.”
“I've just got out of the shower. I can carry that "soap on a rope" without the use of my hands.”
Originally Posted by Mindee:
“I've just got out of the shower. I can carry that "soap on a rope" without the use of my hands.”
“I've just got out of the shower. I can carry that "soap on a rope" without the use of my hands.”
Tooooooooooooooooooooo much information
I'm off to the gym to hone my already incredibly sexy body into even more goddess like curves
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Sorry the Councillor, former Mayor. I thought Ms V was Member for Chipping Barnet, does that include Whetstone?”
“Sorry the Councillor, former Mayor. I thought Ms V was Member for Chipping Barnet, does that include Whetstone?”
She is the member for Whetstone, but what's the other stoopid iriot done??
Originally Posted by chinchin:
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Originally Posted by twassington:
“Tooooooooooooooooooooo much information
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“Tooooooooooooooooooooo much information
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I can't really see why you have such a reaction. I hang it around my neck.
Originally Posted by Mindee:
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I can't really see why you have such a reaction. I hang it around my neck.”
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I can't really see why you have such a reaction. I hang it around my neck.”
Good god, is it three feet long??
Originally Posted by twassington:
“ Good god, is it three feet long?? ”
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Good god, is it three feet long?? ”
Yes, I'm going to a fancy dress party as a petrol pump.
Originally Posted by Mindee:
“Yes, I'm going to a fancy dress party as a petrol pump.”
“Yes, I'm going to a fancy dress party as a petrol pump.
”
I'm not going dressed as a car if that's what you're after
Originally Posted by twassington:
“She is the member for Whetstone, but what's the other stoopid iriot done??”
“She is the member for Whetstone, but what's the other stoopid iriot done??”
Got into an assault with a cafe owner when she tried to photograph him parking in a loading bay to get money from an ATM.
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime...internalSearch
(if anyone else is interested!) He is definitely not sexy!
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Got into an assault with a cafe owner when she tried to photograph him parking in a loading bay to get money from an ATM.
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime...internalSearch
(if anyone else is interested!) He is definitely not sexy!”
“Got into an assault with a cafe owner when she tried to photograph him parking in a loading bay to get money from an ATM.
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime...internalSearch
(if anyone else is interested!) He is definitely not sexy!”
He's a vile, revolting little twonk....I had to fetch him from reception once when I worked for the Council and he looked me up and down like I was a bit of dog poo, since I did not conform to work clothing ethics and he was used to the posh secretaries.....I returned the compliment with extras
Originally Posted by twassington:
“He's a vile, revolting little twonk....I had to fetch him from reception once when I worked for the Council and he looked me up and down like I was a bit of dog poo, since I did not conform to work clothing ethics and he was used to the posh secretaries.....I returned the compliment with extras”
“He's a vile, revolting little twonk....I had to fetch him from reception once when I worked for the Council and he looked me up and down like I was a bit of dog poo, since I did not conform to work clothing ethics and he was used to the posh secretaries.....I returned the compliment with extras
”
extras what ... not dog poo ?!!!
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“extras what ... not dog poo ?!!!”
“extras what ... not dog poo ?!!!”
Not quite that bad Martin
I left a sticky deposit on the back of his suit 
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Not quite that bad Martin I left a sticky deposit on the back of his suit ”
“Not quite that bad Martin
I left a sticky deposit on the back of his suit ”
Oh dear
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Oh dear”
“Oh dear
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.......................from the lollipop I was sucking
That may have been part of his dirty looks I guess...you don't expect to be collected for a visit to the corridors of power by a denim wearing lolly sucking blonde who makes her contempt for you obvious from the outset
Twass, it looks like we are the last people standing!
I think we can safely say that we are the King and Queen of sexiness as we are now the last to post on this thread.
I think we can safely say that we are the King and Queen of sexiness as we are now the last to post on this thread.
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Twass, it looks like we are the last people standing!
I think we can safely say that we are the King and Queen of sexiness as we are now the last to post on this thread.”
“Twass, it looks like we are the last people standing!
I think we can safely say that we are the King and Queen of sexiness as we are now the last to post on this thread.”
I'm guessing out of you and smokey you are the Queen
The Emperor has made his triumphant return!
Just found this in my inbox -
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“URGENT ANNOUNCEMENT From Digital Spy mods
Please note that the last person to post before 00:00 on 25 September. shall be declared the winner.
No further posts are required. No further correspondence on this matter will be entered into.”
“URGENT ANNOUNCEMENT From Digital Spy mods
Please note that the last person to post before 00:00 on 25 September. shall be declared the winner.
No further posts are required. No further correspondence on this matter will be entered into.”
Abseils in....looks around....pulls up a chair........puts on comedy glasses & rotating bowtie........
I sent that PM posing as the mods to see if you'd fall for it Martin.................and, surprise surprise as CIlla would say....................
I am the sexiest by about a million miles and you all know it!!
I am the sexiest by about a million miles and you all know it!!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I sent that PM posing as the mods to see if you'd fall for it Martin.................and, surprise surprise as CIlla would say....................
I am the sexiest by about a million miles and you all know it!!”
“I sent that PM posing as the mods to see if you'd fall for it Martin.................and, surprise surprise as CIlla would say....................
I am the sexiest by about a million miles and you all know it!!”
Drat and double drat ! It looked so real.
However, it makes no difference - you are not !
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Drat and double drat ! It looked so real.
However, it makes no difference - you are not !”
“Drat and double drat ! It looked so real.
However, it makes no difference - you are not !”
*smoulders* Yes I is
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