The stud is back 
Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 5)
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Originally Posted by twassington:
“Imposters! Scoundrels!!! THere is only one sexy DS beast and I am she!!!”
“Imposters! Scoundrels!!! THere is only one sexy DS beast and I am she!!!
”
"picks up Twass's wig and false teeth and hands them to her,then phones Eventide Home to inform them that she's escaped again"
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“"picks up Twass's wig and false teeth and hands them to her,then phones Eventide Home to inform them that she's escaped again"
”
“"picks up Twass's wig and false teeth and hands them to her,then phones Eventide Home to inform them that she's escaped again"
”
*wallops smokey with his own prosthetic bits and pieces too numerous to mention*
Originally Posted by BBWorldWideFan:
“The stud is back”
“The stud is back
”
You belong on the bottom of my football boot !
?
Well thank you everybody for participating in the past. Having been the last poster here for well over 24 hours, there can be no possible doubt that I am the winner.
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Well thank you everybody for participating in the past. Having been the last poster here for well over 24 hours, there can be no possible doubt that I am the winner.”
“Well thank you everybody for participating in the past. Having been the last poster here for well over 24 hours, there can be no possible doubt that I am the winner.”
It's no use you trying to sneak in by the back door Martin, I have sensors which alert me to non sexy invasion of my personal thread!!
Now run along and do the crossword or some knitting or whatever
Sexi boi enters, and then leaves when he realises there's no sexi life on this planet, I made a mistake.
-Gets into starship and flies away-
-Gets into starship and flies away-
Originally Posted by BBWorldWideFan:
“Sexi boi enters, and then leaves when he realises there's no sexi life on this planet, I made a mistake.
-Gets into starship and flies away-”
“Sexi boi enters, and then leaves when he realises there's no sexi life on this planet, I made a mistake.
-Gets into starship and flies away-”
There is sexy life right here, right now (the funk soul brother!)
I'm just far too busy admiring my own sexyness to mess about pretending on this 'ere thread!
Originally Posted by Splinter-Z:
“There is sexy life right here, right now (the funk soul brother!)
I'm just far too busy admiring my own sexyness to mess about pretending on this 'ere thread!”
“There is sexy life right here, right now (the funk soul brother!)
I'm just far too busy admiring my own sexyness to mess about pretending on this 'ere thread!
”
OK Normski, you are a bit sexy, but you can't hold a candle to ME!!! Well you could but you'd probably set my norks on fire
Originally Posted by twassington:
“OK Normski, you are a bit sexy, but you can't hold a candle to ME!!! Well you could but you'd probably set my norks on fire”
“OK Normski, you are a bit sexy, but you can't hold a candle to ME!!! Well you could but you'd probably set my norks on fire
”
No, I can't pretend to be as sexy as you, but I come a close second.
Hmm, never thought of setting your norks on fire! Might have to try that!
they'd burn for months!
Originally Posted by Splinter-Z:
“No, I can't pretend to be as sexy as you, but I come a close second.
Hmm, never thought of setting your norks on fire! Might have to try that! they'd burn for months!”
“No, I can't pretend to be as sexy as you, but I come a close second.
Hmm, never thought of setting your norks on fire! Might have to try that!
they'd burn for months!”
You love them too much to waste them
Originally Posted by twassington:
“You love them too much to waste them”
“You love them too much to waste them
”
I do!
And I'd much rather kiss them to death!
Originally Posted by Splinter-Z:
“I do!
And I'd much rather kiss them to death!”
“I do!
And I'd much rather kiss them to death!
”
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Enough tittle tattle
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Enough tittle tattle”
“Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Enough tittle tattle
”
Zzziiippppppp!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“ALERT!!! ALERT!!! Unsexy post tampering personage in thread!!!”
“ALERT!!! ALERT!!! Unsexy post tampering personage in thread!!!
”
No way to talk about your beloved Splinter !
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“No way to talk about your beloved Splinter !”
“No way to talk about your beloved Splinter !”
I don't beleive he edited any of my posts Martin *taps foot menacingly*
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Sad :yawn: They are children and know nuffink about life, the universe etc. etc.”
“Sad :yawn: They are children and know nuffink about life, the universe etc. etc.”
WHereas you know everything?
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