Really Smokey, you've no taste. I'd rather listen to the Crazy Frog song on endless loop than anything of Pilchard's

*boogies round thread to things Smokey is too old and crusty for*

Nothing like a good boogie:

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You lot are still here wasting your time, the Sexiest Crown is officially mine. I guess the mods are still allowing you lot to posts because they dont want to upset you and make you think your in with a chance.

Btw Cliff Richard and his music is the most unsexiest thing ever.

Bravo Prissy! You deserve to share the most sexy throne with me for your superior music critic-ness!! Missed you in the Big Bro house

It's me!

Now you're being silly


It is of course me

I just have to agree with you both, except that I am just sexier than Sir Cliff Richard (close call!).

:yawn:

It's me of course, only me.

*gets broom and sweeps all unsexy poseurs under rug*

I don't think so, I believe this is more accurate

*wallops Himbo with chamber pot* Oops, looks like Smokey must have used that

The crown is mine

Said Blossom unconvincingly

Now totter off, there's a dear

Good Morning Miss Twassington - How are you?

Oh by the way - does that mean im the last person to post??

Not any more it doesn't!!

I'm extremely sexy ta for asking

Did i ask for THAT level of detail??!!!

Now now - this is a monday morning Twass....

I think you may be missing the point of this thread ETM

Or...your not in tune with my sense of humour....

Well, good luck with that

Meanwhile, be sure I am the sexy Queen of this thread, and all the others [especially Martin] are imposters

If I am an imposter then Twass is the Queen of Sheba .. which clearly she isn't

Yes....she does bear some resemblance


....or were you referring to cat food ?

"chortles"

I'll set my friend and fellow DS poster QofSheba onto you lot, she could make mincemeat of you all!!!

Bring the big bitch in and I'll give her a ten second head start with one hand tied behind my back and I'll send that lady packing right back to the hole she crawled out of

You and whose army???????????????