Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“"does sexy dance in y fronts while wiggling pert bottom provocatively"”
“"does sexy dance in y fronts while wiggling pert bottom provocatively"”
is that a curly tail sticking out?
Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 5)
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Originally Posted by John Carter:
“is that a curly tail sticking out?”
“is that a curly tail sticking out?
”
I hope it's not a curly anything else
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I hope it's not a curly anything else”
“I hope it's not a curly anything else
”
Is it true that pigs have curly winkles
:
Originally Posted by John Carter:
“Is it true that pigs have curly winkles:”
“Is it true that pigs have curly winkles
:”
I've heard it said that pigs do, and so do ducks....and female ducks have corkscrew front bottoms that go the opposite way to the male ducks
It's a miracle they ever have any ickle duckies!!! But it might be an urban legend....
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“Pigs Bum
”
“Pigs Bum
”
lady-boy!!! Hmpph I gots a long memory smokey, when you least expect it I will be there with a very angry smiley
See !!
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“"soundly spanks Twass's bottom"”
“"soundly spanks Twass's bottom"
”
you Sir, are forgiven, spank it again
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“"soundly spanks Twass's bottom"”
“"soundly spanks Twass's bottom"
”
I say, do it some more!!!
Originally Posted by John Carter:
“you Sir, are forgiven, spank it again”
“you Sir, are forgiven, spank it again
”
Yes, yes, harder!! Harder!!!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I say, do it some more!!!
Yes, yes, harder!! Harder!!!”
“I say, do it some more!!!
Yes, yes, harder!! Harder!!!
”
hey smokey you forgot to ask covered or uncovered
Originally Posted by John Carter:
“hey smokey you forgot to ask covered or uncovered”
“hey smokey you forgot to ask covered or uncovered
”
How do I know if Twass's butt is insured?
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I've heard it said that pigs do, and so do ducks....and female ducks have corkscrew front bottoms that go the opposite way to the male ducks It's a miracle they ever have any ickle duckies!!! ”
“I've heard it said that pigs do, and so do ducks....and female ducks have corkscrew front bottoms that go the opposite way to the male ducks
It's a miracle they ever have any ickle duckies!!! ”
You are obviously very knowledgeable of ducks bits! Maybe you have been studying them. That is not at all sexy.
Originally Posted by John Carter:
“hey smokey you forgot to ask covered or uncovered”
“hey smokey you forgot to ask covered or uncovered
”
Thongs don't tend to cover much
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“How do I know if Twass's butt is insured?”
“How do I know if Twass's butt is insured?
”
Of course it's insured! It's a valuable ASSet!!!
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“You are obviously very knowledgeable of ducks bits! Maybe you have been studying them. That is not at all sexy.”
“You are obviously very knowledgeable of ducks bits! Maybe you have been studying them. That is not at all sexy.”
Knowledge is always sexy. Ignorance is not
I can't help but wonder the contortions they would have to get up to in order to....well, have a screw!!!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“
I can't help but wonder the contortions they would have to get up to in order to....well, have a screw!!!”
“
I can't help but wonder the contortions they would have to get up to in order to....well, have a screw!!!
”
Well you can find out during your research
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“How do I know if Twass's butt is insured?”
“How do I know if Twass's butt is insured?
”
wow a power spanker! red hand marks or your money back
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Mark my peach and you'll pay for it Mr Bacon!”
“Mark my peach and you'll pay for it Mr Bacon!
”
peach? I thought you were spanking her.......oh wait........
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Mark my peach and you'll pay for it Mr Bacon!”
“Mark my peach and you'll pay for it Mr Bacon!
”
<---------Twass's bum
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“ <---------Twass's bum ”
“
<---------Twass's bum ”
nice butt tattoo. so it's true you always do have a smile on your............cheeks
Originally Posted by Lamaestra:
“John, you sexy beast, good morning!”
“John, you sexy beast, good morning!”
Good morning to you too
the one who knows sexy when she sees it
Originally Posted by John Carter:
“nice butt tattoo. so it's true you always do have a smile on your............cheeks”
“nice butt tattoo. so it's true you always do have a smile on your............cheeks
”
My nickname at college was Smiler.....cos I was always smiling at both ends
It was the days of low hipster jeans......*sips tea in sexy fashion while admiring sexy attire of fluffy purple dressing gown, sheep PJs and cow slippers*
The lucky people of Portsmouth will be admiring me today and tomorrow, when I come amongst them and show them how sexy I am. Expect a mass exodus from Portsmouth on Tuesday as they all journey to London to track me down.
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