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Old 06-05-2012, 10:03
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I've just realised you hail from my ends!!! I shall now be looking for the most unsexy person on the tube in the expectation that it's you.....

Generally the tramp at the end of the last carriage with a bottle in one hand, grimy plastic bag in the other and wet trousers ........
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Old 06-05-2012, 10:05
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I've just realised you hail from my ends!!! I shall now be looking for the most unsexy person on the tube in the expectation that it's you.....

Generally the tramp at the end of the last carriage with a bottle in one hand, grimy plastic bag in the other and wet trousers ........
i will have nothing to do with your ends !!!

Too early to get the bottle out, (unless I can't find a loo !!!).
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Old 06-05-2012, 10:13
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i will have nothing to do with your ends !!!

Too early to get the bottle out, (unless I can't find a loo !!!).
Stoppit, you're turning me on
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Old 06-05-2012, 10:54
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Hello unsexy ones
Today I will be spreading sexiness far and wide. I know you will miss me but I will be back tonight.
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Old 06-05-2012, 12:17
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"wanders in wearing sexy smoking jacket,reclines sexily on chaise longue and prepares for a long day of smouldering and pouting"
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Old 06-05-2012, 12:51
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Smokey, quick I need some of your bacon for my roast chicken dinner!! Several bits of streaky please....you won't miss it
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Old 06-05-2012, 12:53
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Smokey, quick I need some of your bacon for my roast chicken dinner!! Several bits of streaky please....you won't miss it
You're not getting your mitts on my sexy trotters
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Old 06-05-2012, 12:58
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You're not getting your mitts on my sexy trotters
It's not your muddy unsexy trotters I want, it's your fatty bits! *runs after Smokey weilding cleaver*
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Old 06-05-2012, 13:15
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"Resumes sexy pose now that Nigella flipping Lawson has gone "
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Old 06-05-2012, 13:20
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*leaps ninja-like from ceiling and slices three rashers off Smokey's podgy behind* Bwahaaa!!!! Not very sexy now are ya!!!
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Old 06-05-2012, 14:01
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Today I will be mostly wearing wet look leather hotpants
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Old 06-05-2012, 14:06
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Today I will be mostly wearing wet look leather hotpants
A bit like these

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Old 06-05-2012, 14:10
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More like these actually


http://www.houseofchatter.com/wp-con...ohen-bruno.jpg
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Old 06-05-2012, 14:28
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Very gay, very unsexy!!
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Old 06-05-2012, 15:03
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Today I will be mostly wearing wet look leather hotpants
Oh is it raining then ?

Here it is hot and sunny, and my sexy looks are just bringing out the girlies in their little teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikinis!
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Old 06-05-2012, 15:20
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*strides in and takes ownership of thread while wafting blueberry sponge I has just baked around thread thereby reducing everyone else to drooling heaps*
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Old 06-05-2012, 15:48
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"strolls into thread with can of Glade to get rid of blooming orrible smell of burned cake ,opens bag of pork scratchings and stretches out langorously with dangerously sexy glint in eye"






"Hopes Martin is enjoying meeting all the sailors in Pompey "
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Old 06-05-2012, 15:51
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More to the point, are all the sailors enjoying meeting Martin

I doubt it, he is SERIOUSLY unsexy, as are pork scratchings!!!
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Old 06-05-2012, 17:24
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"Hopes Martin is enjoying meeting all the sailors in Pompey "
More to the point, are all the sailors enjoying meeting Martin
Particular the female naval officers who can't believe their luck. I have got them to form an orderly queue.
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Old 06-05-2012, 17:32
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I expect in truth they are all, male AND female, abandoning ship in horror!!!
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Old 06-05-2012, 17:55
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Shove off mateys - The Commodore of sexiness is again in charge of the ship
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Old 06-05-2012, 18:01
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More like a tough old pork chop of unsexiness
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Old 06-05-2012, 18:07
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Shove off mateys - The Commodore of sexiness is again in charge of the ship
What is your ship called? The Titanic ?!!
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Old 06-05-2012, 18:26
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What is your ship called? The Titanic ?!!
Either that or Smokey's Nemesis
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Old 06-05-2012, 18:43
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Right, you lot, OUT you jolly well go! The Sexiest of the Sexy returns!
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