Another one prone to delusions of grandeur 
Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 5)
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Originally Posted by twassington:
“Another one prone to delusions of grandeur”
“Another one prone to delusions of grandeur
”
There speaks an expert
..........sit sexily astride throne of sexiness (rightfully, absolutely irrevocably mine
)
Originally Posted by John Carter:
“There speaks an expert
..........sit sexily astride throne of sexiness (rightfully, absolutely irrevocably mine)”
“There speaks an expert
..........sit sexily astride throne of sexiness (rightfully, absolutely irrevocably mine
)”
John
Your pscyhiatrist has just come off the phone to me.
He says this has to stop!
You really have to go back to The Big House as they are all missing you and he has your favourite jacket with the arms that tie round the back waiting for you.
Please get in touch with him immediately - its for your own good.
Originally Posted by Splinter-Z:
“I told you lot to bugger off!
No one can compete with Twass for sexyness!”
“I told you lot to bugger off!
No one can compete with Twass for sexyness!”
He knows this only too well
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“John
Your pscyhiatrist has just come off the phone to me.
He says this has to stop!
You really have to go back to The Big House as they are all missing you and he has your favourite jacket with the arms that tie round the back waiting for you.
Please get in touch with him immediately - its for your own good.”
“John
Your pscyhiatrist has just come off the phone to me.
He says this has to stop!
You really have to go back to The Big House as they are all missing you and he has your favourite jacket with the arms that tie round the back waiting for you.
Please get in touch with him immediately - its for your own good.”
His little padded room is all ready for him too
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“John
Your pscyhiatrist has just come off the phone to me.
He says this has to stop!
You really have to go back to The Big House as they are all missing you and he has your favourite jacket with the arms that tie round the back waiting for you.
Please get in touch with him immediately - its for your own good.”
“John
Your pscyhiatrist has just come off the phone to me.
He says this has to stop!
You really have to go back to The Big House as they are all missing you and he has your favourite jacket with the arms that tie round the back waiting for you.
Please get in touch with him immediately - its for your own good.”
Hmmph
. Your forgiveness is revoked, I am now sharpening my bacon slicer.
Originally Posted by twassington:
“He knows this only too well
His little padded room is all ready for him too ”
“He knows this only too well
His little padded room is all ready for him too ”
I need the room to safely bang my head against the wall after reading your unbelievable claims of sexiness
Originally Posted by John Carter:
“I need the room to safely bang my head against the wall after reading your unbelievable claims of sexiness”
“I need the room to safely bang my head against the wall after reading your unbelievable claims of sexiness
”
The OH is vouching for it, and I didn't even ask him to!!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“The OH is vouching for it, and I didn't even ask him to!!”
“The OH is vouching for it, and I didn't even ask him to!!
”
You have forced him into this thread against his will.
Are there no depths you won't sink to?
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“You have forced him into this thread against his will.
Are there no depths you won't sink to?”
“You have forced him into this thread against his will.
Are there no depths you won't sink to?
”
I've not done any such thing......I've been too busy cooking and feeding him a massive roast dinner and pudding!
Scantily clad of course
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I've not done any such thing......I've been too busy cooking and feeding him a massive roast dinner and pudding! Scantily clad of course ”
“I've not done any such thing......I've been too busy cooking and feeding him a massive roast dinner and pudding!
Scantily clad of course ”
Scantily clad leg of lamb?
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Barely dressed roast chicken”
“Barely dressed roast chicken
”
Oh I bet you couldn't wait to get your hands on it
Originally Posted by John Carter:
“Oh I bet you couldn't wait to get your hands on it”
“Oh I bet you couldn't wait to get your hands on it
”
And the chicken
Originally Posted by twassington:
“And the chicken”
“And the chicken
”
For such smut you deserve a spanking, but I'll leave it to smokey to do the deed
He has a better technique, uses bacon fat apparently
Originally Posted by twassington:
“You and your spanking fetish and voueuristic tendencies :yawn:
So terribly unsexy dahlink!”
“You and your spanking fetish and voueuristic tendencies
:yawn:So terribly unsexy dahlink!”
Have you actually seen me spank anyone? I demand you withdraw that accusation at once! I'm outraged
Originally Posted by John Carter:
“Have you actually seen me spank anyone? I demand you withdraw that accusation at once! I'm outraged”
“Have you actually seen me spank anyone? I demand you withdraw that accusation at once! I'm outraged
”
You just like to sit and watch someone else do it
probably whilst polishing your ornaments!!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“You just like to sit and watch someone else do it probably whilst polishing your ornaments!!”
“You just like to sit and watch someone else do it
probably whilst polishing your ornaments!!”
Nothing wrong with a good polish
I can't be responsible for other people's pervy actions, especially old bacon head, and submissive slap fanciers like your self
Originally Posted by John Carter:
“Nothing wrong with a good polish
I can't be responsible for other people's pervy actions, especially old bacon head, and submissive slap fanciers like your self”
“Nothing wrong with a good polish
I can't be responsible for other people's pervy actions, especially old bacon head, and submissive slap fanciers like your self
”
Submissive???? You really don't know me at all do ya!!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I say, do it some more!!!
Yes, yes, harder!! Harder!!!”
“I say, do it some more!!!
Yes, yes, harder!! Harder!!!
”
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Mark my peach and you'll pay for it Mr Bacon!”
“Mark my peach and you'll pay for it Mr Bacon!
”
I rest my case m'lud
Judge: Guilty as charged, As your perversion means you might well enjoy most forms of punishment I sentence you to washing Martin and smokey's undercrackers for three months . Take her down to the laundry room!
Originally Posted by John Carter:
“I rest my case m'lud
Judge: Guilty as charged, As your perversion means you might well enjoy most forms of punishment I sentence you to washing Martin and smokey's undercrackers for three months . Take her down to the laundry room!”
“I rest my case m'lud
Judge: Guilty as charged, As your perversion means you might well enjoy most forms of punishment I sentence you to washing Martin and smokey's undercrackers for three months . Take her down to the laundry room!”
Right, you've asked for it....
*shoves JC onto bed and ties his ankles and wrists to bed stand, stands astride his trembling body and gets whip out*
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Right, you've asked for it....
*shoves JC onto bed and ties his ankles and wrists to bed stand, stands astride his trembling body and gets whip out*”
“Right, you've asked for it....
*shoves JC onto bed and ties his ankles and wrists to bed stand, stands astride his trembling body and gets whip out*
”
The lengths you go to to avoid the unsexy submissive truth
Originally Posted by John Carter:
“The lengths you go to to avoid the unsexy subbie truth”
“The lengths you go to to avoid the unsexy subbie truth
”
translate please!
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