I think the OH is gonna put you straight!! 
Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 5)
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Originally Posted by John Carter:
“submissive”
“submissive”
Blimey, nothing further from the truth!!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I think the OH is gonna put you straight!!”
“I think the OH is gonna put you straight!!
”
Yes, too right!
Originally Posted by Splinter-Z:
“Blimey, nothing further from the truth!!
Yes, too right!”
“Blimey, nothing further from the truth!!
Yes, too right!”
am I not straight now? Bloody hell the things that slip your notice........
Originally Posted by Splinter-Z:
“I'll set her lose on you if you're not carefull!!
”
“I'll set her lose on you if you're not carefull!!
”
I'm always very very careful it comes with being the sexiest
Originally Posted by John Carter:
“I'm always very very careful it comes with being the sexiest”
“I'm always very very careful it comes with being the sexiest
”
You'd have trouble handling me in a one on one outsexying contest
Originally Posted by twassington:
“You'd have trouble handling me in a one on one outsexying contest”
“You'd have trouble handling me in a one on one outsexying contest
”
Grr! Calling me Boris indeed! *Puts several newts down twassock's back*
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“ Grr! Calling me Boris indeed! *Puts several newts down twassock's back* ”
“
Grr! Calling me Boris indeed! *Puts several newts down twassock's back* ”
Correction, I called you Bowwis!!! *whacks chinnock with a lecky eel*
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“"runs sexily through thread,completely naked and with a rose between teeth"”
“"runs sexily through thread,completely naked and with a rose between teeth"”
*runs after Smokey lashing his unsexy butt with whip....kaTOOSH! kaTOOSH! kaTOOOOOOSH!!!*
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“"runs sexily through thread,completely naked and with a rose between teeth"”
“"runs sexily through thread,completely naked and with a rose between teeth"”
Well that's not something you see every day, well not round my way anyway
Originally Posted by John Carter:
“Well that's not something you see every day, well not round my way anyway”
“Well that's not something you see every day, well not round my way anyway
”
You don't see naked pigs? Do they wear shell suits round your ends then??
SHUT IT OR I'LL HAVE YOU ALL NICKED FOR CRIMES AGAINST SEXINESS!
DCI Sexy is back on the case!
And Villa have another season with the top boys!
DCI Sexy is back on the case!
And Villa have another season with the top boys!
Originally Posted by Lamaestra:
“
John and Martin, take note. I am officially the sexiest EVER!”
“
John and Martin, take note. I am officially the sexiest EVER!”
There is absolutely no contest. John is as sexy as pig swill. You, Lamestra, my dear, can possibly sit on my right hand - just leave the left one for the odd scratch!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“*beams with non submissive pride*”
“*beams with non submissive pride*
”
reading splintez profile, he has a degree in talking bollock, just saying *whistles*
Martin Rosen - sexiest male
Lamaestra - sexiest female
Runners up John Carter and Arsenal Girl.
Everyone else is a member of Chrissie Hynde's band i.e. Pretenders!
O yes, you're the great pretenders
Pretending that you are sexy
So have your fling, it don't mean a thing
For no one's as sexy as ME.
Lamaestra - sexiest female
Runners up John Carter and Arsenal Girl.
Everyone else is a member of Chrissie Hynde's band i.e. Pretenders!
O yes, you're the great pretenders
Pretending that you are sexy
So have your fling, it don't mean a thing
For no one's as sexy as ME.
Originally Posted by Mindee:
“Oh no you're not.
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_/o o\_
( . )
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“Oh no you're not.
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_/o o\_
( . )
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but neither are you, we all know the sexiest is (I am very modest
)
I'll have you know I'm the most modest person here, I never blow my own trumpet!!!
And I'm also the sexiest creature ever to walk this earth!!!!
And I'm also the sexiest creature ever to walk this earth!!!!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I'll have you know I'm the most modest person here, I never blow my own trumpet!!!
And I'm also the sexiest creature ever to walk this earth!!!!”
“I'll have you know I'm the most modest person here, I never blow my own trumpet!!!
And I'm also the sexiest creature ever to walk this earth!!!!”
19BBs are not enough this for sort of activity try this and your sexiness may* increase.
*I said may because I'm usually optimistic in the mornings, but we all know the real story : fat chance!
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