(John) Carter the Unstoppable Non Sexy Machine!
All hail Lamaestra! Sexier by the second.
All hail Lamaestra! Sexier by the second.
Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 5)
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Originally Posted by John Carter:
“Sexy invigilation................ahahah etc.
seriously, no wonder my sexiness is astride this thread like a Colossus.
I think you two really really need to raise your game”
“Sexy invigilation................ahahah etc.
seriously, no wonder my sexiness is astride this thread like a Colossus.I think you two really really need to raise your game
”
If you ever have to invigilate you will realise how sexy it can be. All those young girls just hoping that you will brush against them, hoping some of your sexiness will come their way, as you wander around the room.
Besides twassington and I have taken our sexiness further than ever before. She now confirms that I am the most sexy person that has ever graced this thread.
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“If you ever have to invigilate you will realise how sexy it can be. All those young girls just hoping that you will brush against them, hoping some of your sexiness will come their way, as you wander around the room.
Besides twassington and I have taken our sexiness further than ever before. She now confirms that I am the most sexy person that has ever graced this thread.”
“If you ever have to invigilate you will realise how sexy it can be. All those young girls just hoping that you will brush against them, hoping some of your sexiness will come their way, as you wander around the room.
Besides twassington and I have taken our sexiness further than ever before. She now confirms that I am the most sexy person that has ever graced this thread.”
Bloody hell! That must have cost you at least three packets of cheesy Wotsits
Originally Posted by John Carter:
“Bloody hell! That must have cost you at least three packets of cheesy Wotsits”
“Bloody hell! That must have cost you at least three packets of cheesy Wotsits”
No need. I just flashed my sexy assets and she was 'mine'!
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“No need. I just flashed my sexy assets and she was 'mine'!”
“No need. I just flashed my sexy assets and she was 'mine'!”
Pants on fire! As if I would ever say such a thing....you don't hold a candle to me in sexiness!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Pants on fire! As if I would ever say such a thing....you don't hold a candle to me in sexiness!”
“Pants on fire! As if I would ever say such a thing....you don't hold a candle to me in sexiness!
”
Don't know where you come from, but here in London we have electricity, so don't need a candle ! If anybody looks at me and looks at you in a clear light, there would see no contest. I would definitely be the winner.
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Don't know where you come from, but here in London we have electricity, so don't need a candle ! If anybody looks at me and looks at you in a clear light, there would see no contest. I would definitely be the winner.”
“Don't know where you come from, but here in London we have electricity, so don't need a candle ! If anybody looks at me and looks at you in a clear light, there would see no contest. I would definitely be the winner.”
I'm London too, well the North London suburbs.....I'll meet you anytime and we'll have a sex off! And I'll win hands down
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I'm London too, well the North London suburbs.....I'll meet you anytime and we'll have a sex off! And I'll win hands down”
“I'm London too, well the North London suburbs.....I'll meet you anytime and we'll have a sex off! And I'll win hands down
”
A "sex off" sounds fun ! Where "down" do you put your hands?!
My hands can go to many places !
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“A "sex off" sounds fun ! Where "down" do you put your hands?!
My hands can go to many places !”
“A "sex off" sounds fun ! Where "down" do you put your hands?!
My hands can go to many places !”
That is for me to know and you to wonder about
If sexiness had a nationality and was human, it would be an Irishwoman known by some as Lamaestra!
Hang on.....it already is!
Hang on.....it already is!
Originally Posted by Lamaestra:
“(John) Carter the Unstoppable Non Sexy Machine!
All hail Lamaestra! Sexier by the second.”
“(John) Carter the Unstoppable Non Sexy Machine!
All hail Lamaestra! Sexier by the second.”
How the mighty are fallen, once I was the sexiest dude , I was on top of the world, I could been somebody, I coulda been a contender, instead I'll just have to live with my incredibly smoking hot sexiness every 24 steamy hours, every almost too intensely erotic day, Oh well c'est la vie!
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Don't know where you come from, but here in London we have electricity, so don't need a candle ! If anybody looks at me and looks at you in a clear light, there would see no contest. I would definitely be the winner.”
“Don't know where you come from, but here in London we have electricity, so don't need a candle ! If anybody looks at me and looks at you in a clear light, there would see no contest. I would definitely be the winner.”
ahem please see point above. Thank you!
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“I am the Alan Sugar of sexiness,and you useless lot are fired!”
“I am the Alan Sugar of sexiness,and you useless lot are fired!”
How can you fire me, when you don't employ me ?!!
Clear off Martin and John - Lamaestra can stay as she is relatively sexy.
"flutters eyelashes at Lamaestra"
"flutters eyelashes at Lamaestra"
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“Clear off Martin and John - Lamaestra can stay as she is relatively sexy.
"flutters eyelashes at Lamaestra"”
“Clear off Martin and John - Lamaestra can stay as she is relatively sexy.
"flutters eyelashes at Lamaestra"
”
do pigs have eyelashes?
Originally Posted by Lamaestra:
“I love you really, John. How can I not after what you sent to me?”
“I love you really, John. How can I not after what you sent to me?”
'scuse me ... I thought we were an 'item'
Originally Posted by Lamaestra:
“I love you really, John. How can I not after what you sent to me?”
“I love you really, John. How can I not after what you sent to me?”
I knew you would see through Martin's aging charms.
Join with me and we will rule this thread as the undisputed King and Queen of Sexiness, gorgeously, temptingly, seductively showering the pretenders with our incredibly erotic aura until they succumb gasping at our feet!
As of now (or 'right now' to quote my beloved's 1980 hit!):
Lamaestra, Arsenalgirl, Martin, John and Smokey are the SEXIEST ever!
So everyone else read it and weep!
Has anybody here seen my old friend Martin?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
Loved by a lot of people, been sexy for so long.
I just looked around and he was gone!
Lamaestra, Arsenalgirl, Martin, John and Smokey are the SEXIEST ever!
So everyone else read it and weep!
Has anybody here seen my old friend Martin?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
Loved by a lot of people, been sexy for so long.
I just looked around and he was gone!
Originally Posted by Lamaestra:
“
Has anybody here seen my old friend Martin?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
Loved by a lot of people, been sexy for so long.
I just looked around and he was gone!”
“
Has anybody here seen my old friend Martin?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
Loved by a lot of people, been sexy for so long.
I just looked around and he was gone!”
You called, my dear ?
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