nearly three hours of innocence is too much even for you twass

I'll see your chocolate ice-cream story and raise you a Cadbury's twirl and hula hoop story


an afternoon of genuine unabashed sexiness awaits

You lucky people!!

John Carter, Martin, Twassington, Smokey, Arsenalgirl and I will always be sexy.

Goodbye, guys and thank you.

Come back ... we need you !! You are certainly the most sexy female poster here.

Please don't go! I'll let you be sexier than me for five minutes if you stay. The others are so unsexy they don't even count

Twirl goes in and out of hula hoop....:yawn: so predictable, Martin....and very unsexy! Now a Cadbury's flake going in and out of perfect, pouting rosebud lips is a different matter entirely

Now she aint! Well, she can be for 5 mins precisely. *gets clock out*

BOO!! HISS!!

Come back Lems - you are the only truly sexy person here apart from me.

It's no longer saying she's a forum member Smokey....just a guest.... And to think I'd have allowed her to think she was sexy for a bit as well....

*wallops Smokey with a large elderly hake* That's for booing and hissing! Neither of which actions are sexy in the least!

"picks sexy self up from the floor after being assaulted by a hake wielding twassington "







Ah 'ave rahceived a bheump on ze 'ead

Ah weel wallerp yew viz anuzzer vun een a meenit!

Neither of you are as sexy as me. End of.

I vollop yoo wiv a conger eel!! Whack whack whack!!!!







Sorry I have hads wine

I have also been in the other thread Lems went in, to see if any of them can make contact and bring her back! She was after all a bit sexy. Just not as much as moi, obviously

Martin has been laid out by the eel, which then turned on twassington (turned-on twassington??) leaving them both unconscious and still unsexy. While smokeybacon struggles to be fake French (tres unsexy) it is left to me to uphold the banner of true sexiness.


I will now ascend the throne and give the King Of Sexiness speech

Carry on dear, and remember to take your medication after

My Lords, Ladies and gentlemen, unsexy ones. Since ascending to this throne by divine right, my mission is to spread sexiness throughout the land, no more green flannel and wincyette nightwear, no more crispy French, and no more preposterous claims of aging sexiness.

While other monarchs offer you austerity I present my incredibly sexy posterior for posterity

BOO!!!
RUBBISH!!

Just keep your incredibly unsexy posterior still while I kick it from here to Timbuctoo

Sorry folks, I have been busy elsewhere.

I am now back to watch my thread and that nobody tries to make a takeover bid for my supremeness.

Is it a Chicken Supremeness? Yum yum!! I might eat you!!

Chicken? more like deeply unsexy sleep-inducing turkey.


Your King of Sexiness is here! Less sexy than me subjects may bow and scrape at their leisure while my sexiness shines forth!

More like a toad in the hole !

That would go down a treat with some onion gravy

somehow I get a feeling that is frequently said chez twassington, and not just in the kitchen

................still sexy btw

I'm partial to a sausage, gravy or not