Originally Posted by twassington:
“I'm partial to a sausage, gravy or not
”
“I'm partial to a sausage, gravy or not
”
Kindly do your sausage bothering elsewhere while I spread my rightful and magnificent sexiness throughout the thread
Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 5)
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Kindly do your sausage bothering elsewhere while I spread my rightful and magnificent sexiness throughout the thread
Originally Posted by John Carter:
“Kindly do your sausage bothering elsewhere while I spread my rightful and magnificent sexiness throughout the thread”
“Kindly do your sausage bothering elsewhere while I spread my rightful and magnificent sexiness throughout the thread
”
I won't be bothering any sausages of yours, they wouldn't be sexy enough to tempt me
I would not offer them to you knowing how unused you are to handling sexiness in it's raw, 100% full strength unadulterated form. I would feel too guilty about the consequences
"sings - "Sex Bomb,Sex Bomb,I'm a Sex Bomb - does pelvic thrusts and a sexy twirl 
BEAT THAT YOU UNSEXY LOT!!
IN YER FACE TWASSINGTON!!
BEAT THAT YOU UNSEXY LOT!!
IN YER FACE TWASSINGTON!!
Originally Posted by John Carter:
“I would not offer them to you knowing how unused you are to handling sexiness in it's raw, 100% full strength unadulterated form. I would feel too guilty about the consequences”
“I would not offer them to you knowing how unused you are to handling sexiness in it's raw, 100% full strength unadulterated form. I would feel too guilty about the consequences
”
Raw sausages
Yuckety yuck yuck!!!
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“"sings - "Sex Bomb,Sex Bomb,I'm a Sex Bomb - does pelvic thrusts and a sexy twirl
BEAT THAT YOU UNSEXY LOT!!
IN YER FACE TWASSINGTON!!
”
“"sings - "Sex Bomb,Sex Bomb,I'm a Sex Bomb - does pelvic thrusts and a sexy twirl
BEAT THAT YOU UNSEXY LOT!!
IN YER FACE TWASSINGTON!!
”
You're so infantile, Smokey *blows loud raspberries*
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Raw sausages Yuckety yuck yuck!!!
You're so infantile, Smokey
*blows loud raspberries*”
“Raw sausages
Yuckety yuck yuck!!! You're so infantile, Smokey *blows loud raspberries*”
Nar nar de nar nar.
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“Nar nar de nar nar.
”
“
Nar nar de nar nar.”
*moons* Put that in your pipe and Smokey it!
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“There seem to be a lot of pits and craters on your moons - most unsexy.”
“There seem to be a lot of pits and craters on your moons - most unsexy.”
Not as many as on your unsexy face!!!
Well! I really AM the sexiest person, and Lam herself has said so, so there!!!
Would you all help her out please, and contact the mods to ask if she can reinstate her DS membership?? We can but try!!
Would you all help her out please, and contact the mods to ask if she can reinstate her DS membership?? We can but try!!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Not as many as on your unsexy face!!!”
“Not as many as on your unsexy face!!!
”
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“*Sniggers*”
“*Sniggers*
”
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Quit your rolly eyedness Smokey! There is work to be done! See my post above”
“Quit your rolly eyedness Smokey! There is work to be done! See my post above
”
Done.
I need some competition on here and Lems is the only one who can challenge my sexiness
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“Done.
I need some competition on here and Lems is the only one who can challenge my sexiness”
“Done.
I need some competition on here and Lems is the only one who can challenge my sexiness
”
I can honestly say if sexiness was a pie chart, I'd be 99.99% of the pie and you'd be a couple of crumbs
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I can honestly say if sexiness was a pie chart, I'd be 99.99% of the pie and you'd be a couple of crumbs”
“I can honestly say if sexiness was a pie chart, I'd be 99.99% of the pie and you'd be a couple of crumbs
”
Who ate all the pies?
Who ate all the pies?
Twassy did!
Twassy did!
She ate all the pies!
Sorry - got a bit carried away there.
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“Who ate all the pies?
Who ate all the pies?
Twassy did!
Twassy did!
She ate all the pies!
Sorry - got a bit carried away there.”
“Who ate all the pies?
Who ate all the pies?
Twassy did!
Twassy did!
She ate all the pies!
Sorry - got a bit carried away there.”
*burps contentedly*
In a sexy manner of course!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“*burps contentedly*
In a sexy manner of course!”
“*burps contentedly*
In a sexy manner of course!”
Sounds as if you need to be put over my shoulder and patted on the back.
Of course while you are over my shoulder there is no way you could possibly be sexy.
Originally Posted by InMyArms:
“I'm sexy and I know it.”
“I'm sexy and I know it.”
*Books InMyArms appointment with Specsavers*
Move over darlin, the truly sexy woman of the thread is HERE!!!
Just don't look at the Ugg boots, OK
THe rest of me is phwoarworthy innit!
Originally Posted by Arsenalgirl:
“morning just your sexiness here.... keep trying”
“morning just your sexiness here.... keep trying
”
Temporary part-time sexiness is just not good enough
Originally Posted by twassington:
“
Move over darlin, the truly sexy woman of the thread is HERE!!!
Just don't look at the Ugg boots, OK THe rest of me is phwoarworthy innit!”
“
Move over darlin, the truly sexy woman of the thread is HERE!!!
Just don't look at the Ugg boots, OK
THe rest of me is phwoarworthy innit!”
OK won't look at the Ugg boots, or the curlers or the quilted housecoat either
I will now settle down to yet another morning of rightful sexiness
Originally Posted by John Carter:
“Temporary part-time sexiness is just not good enough
OK won't look at the Ugg boots, or the curlers or the quilted housecoat either
I will now settle down to yet another morning of rightful sexiness”
“Temporary part-time sexiness is just not good enough
OK won't look at the Ugg boots, or the curlers or the quilted housecoat either
I will now settle down to yet another morning of rightful sexiness
”
My neighbour has just commented on the sexiness of my sheep pyjamas I will have you know!!! She wants a pair!
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