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#1001 |
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My neighbour has just commented on the sexiness of my sheep pyjamas I will have you know!!! She wants a pair!
![]() ![]() Now let the real morning sexiness continue
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#1002 |
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Martin is hours behind as usual!
But have no fear folks, I am here to look after you all, while you play around. |
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One reason I am so sexy is that I get plenty of kip! That, no smoking, exercise, and very little booze is why I AM THE SEXIEST CREATURE ON THE PLANET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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One reason I am so sexy is that I get plenty of kip! That, no smoking, exercise, and very little booze is why I AM THE SEXIEST CREATURE ON THE PLANET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
![]() However, I start from a better point, and therefore I am much higher up the sexy scale than you will ever be. |
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I sleep, don't smoke, and walk to the car / bus stop (!), and a half of bitter shandy is my tipple !!!!!!
However, I start from a better point, and therefore I am much higher up the sexy scale than you will ever be.
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Martin, I am off the charts I am that sexy. You score higher than some, mentioning no names
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Obviously, the above
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Do you mean there is a chart for unsexy people for you to be a member of ?
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Martin, I'm so hot I would scorch any chart into withered shards within seconds of it being in my presence!
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Watch out you don't spontaneously combust then !
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If you come in here one time and find a pair of sexy feet, a smouldering bra size 38DD and a pile of ash you'll know I was just too sexy to survive!
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That means you acknowledge I am indeed sexy enough for that to be a possibility!
HAH!!!
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That means you acknowledge I am indeed sexy enough for that to be a possibility!
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How very well trained you are. My congratulations to Mrs Rosen
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How very well trained you are. My congratulations to Mrs Rosen
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i am a very tidy sexy person. Untidiness is not very sexy
![]() ![]() I am scrupulously tidy. Oh yes ![]() Tidy is sexy in my book!!!With this exception....Phwoarrrrr..........look at the size of that sword!
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What did you want to do with the sword? Offer me a knighthood for being the sexiest person on this thread? |
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Arise Sir Martin!
The door is that way -----------------------------------------------------> As King of sexiness I outrank a mere knight any day of the week. So take your knighthood and unsexy ash and kindly leave the premises
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You boys can be the knights of my garter if you behave.
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You boys can be the knights of my garter if you behave.
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do you actually have any?
![]() *black lace........check *black elastic...........check *black ribbon..........check *red ribbon............check
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I can make one!
*black lace........check *black elastic...........check *black ribbon..........check *red ribbon............check ![]()
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There is not a wrinkle to be seen in my black tights.....Nora Batty indeed! I'm not wearing an apron or wielding a rolling pin either
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There is not a wrinkle to be seen in my black tights.....Nora Batty indeed! I'm not wearing an apron or wielding a rolling pin either
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so no retro super mature sexiness either
![]() ![]() John Carter gets off on Nora Batty-a-likes!!! Kinky or what ![]() ![]() If I do any cleaning, it's not in an apron. It's usually in a clingy vest, tiny shorts, and I tend to get very wet. From spilling the Flash water in me bucket. ![]()
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What a picture that brings to mind!
I can't stand a messy floor so i won't think about it, and I were you I'd put some clothes on, you'll catch your death in this weather whatever would your mum say. I can see my sexiness is still too overpowering, so I will luxuriate in it for a bit longer!
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