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Old 17-05-2012, 09:39
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My neighbour has just commented on the sexiness of my sheep pyjamas I will have you know!!! She wants a pair!
Sheep lovers views are not sexy

Now let the real morning sexiness continue
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Old 17-05-2012, 09:47
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Martin is hours behind as usual!
I was making sure that my beauty was being enhanced with a lot of rest and relaxation. Why get up at 'silly-o-clock' !

But have no fear folks, I am here to look after you all, while you play around.
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Old 17-05-2012, 10:13
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One reason I am so sexy is that I get plenty of kip! That, no smoking, exercise, and very little booze is why I AM THE SEXIEST CREATURE ON THE PLANET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Old 17-05-2012, 10:15
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One reason I am so sexy is that I get plenty of kip! That, no smoking, exercise, and very little booze is why I AM THE SEXIEST CREATURE ON THE PLANET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I sleep, don't smoke, and walk to the car / bus stop (!), and a half of bitter shandy is my tipple !!!!!!

However, I start from a better point, and therefore I am much higher up the sexy scale than you will ever be.
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Old 17-05-2012, 10:24
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I sleep, don't smoke, and walk to the car / bus stop (!), and a half of bitter shandy is my tipple !!!!!!

However, I start from a better point, and therefore I am much higher up the sexy scale than you will ever be.
Martin, I am off the charts I am that sexy. You score higher than some, mentioning no names

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Old 17-05-2012, 10:29
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Martin, I am off the charts I am that sexy. You score higher than some, mentioning no names

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Do you mean there is a chart for unsexy people for you to be a member of ?

Obviously, the above
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Old 17-05-2012, 10:48
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Do you mean there is a chart for unsexy people for you to be a member of ?

Obviously, the above
Martin, I'm so hot I would scorch any chart into withered shards within seconds of it being in my presence!
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Old 17-05-2012, 10:51
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Martin, I'm so hot I would scorch any chart into withered shards within seconds of it being in my presence!
Watch out you don't spontaneously combust then !
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Old 17-05-2012, 10:54
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Watch out you don't spontaneously combust then !
If you come in here one time and find a pair of sexy feet, a smouldering bra size 38DD and a pile of ash you'll know I was just too sexy to survive!
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Old 17-05-2012, 10:56
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If you come in here one time and find a pair of sexy feet, a smouldering bra size 38DD and a pile of ash you'll know I was just too sexy to survive!
Goodbye then !!! Your ash can be put into the bra cups and the whole lot put in the rubbish bin.
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Old 17-05-2012, 11:00
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That means you acknowledge I am indeed sexy enough for that to be a possibility!

HAH!!!
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Old 17-05-2012, 11:08
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That means you acknowledge I am indeed sexy enough for that to be a possibility!

HAH!!!
No. It confirms that if I see a pile of ash, I will put it in the bra cups.
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Old 17-05-2012, 11:18
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How very well trained you are. My congratulations to Mrs Rosen
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Old 17-05-2012, 11:25
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How very well trained you are. My congratulations to Mrs Rosen
i am a very tidy sexy person. Untidiness is not very sexy
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Old 17-05-2012, 11:30
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i am a very tidy sexy person. Untidiness is not very sexy
I say this to my OH. He is possibly the untidiest person ever to walk the planet

I am scrupulously tidy. Oh yes Tidy is sexy in my book!!!

With this exception....Phwoarrrrr..........look at the size of that sword!
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Old 17-05-2012, 14:29
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With this exception....Phwoarrrrr..........look at the size of that sword!
I know something bigger than that !

What did you want to do with the sword? Offer me a knighthood for being the sexiest person on this thread?
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Old 17-05-2012, 15:11
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Arise Sir Martin!

The door is that way ----------------------------------------------------->


As King of sexiness I outrank a mere knight any day of the week.

So take your knighthood and unsexy ash and kindly leave the premises
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Old 17-05-2012, 15:34
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You boys can be the knights of my garter if you behave.
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Old 17-05-2012, 15:39
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You boys can be the knights of my garter if you behave.
do you actually have any?
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Old 17-05-2012, 15:43
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do you actually have any?
I can make one!

*black lace........check
*black elastic...........check
*black ribbon..........check
*red ribbon............check

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Old 17-05-2012, 16:18
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I can make one!

*black lace........check
*black elastic...........check
*black ribbon..........check
*red ribbon............check

ah yes but if they are holding up your nora batty tights they will be most unsexy indeed
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Old 17-05-2012, 16:20
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There is not a wrinkle to be seen in my black tights.....Nora Batty indeed! I'm not wearing an apron or wielding a rolling pin either
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Old 17-05-2012, 16:34
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There is not a wrinkle to be seen in my black tights.....Nora Batty indeed! I'm not wearing an apron or wielding a rolling pin either
so no retro super mature sexiness either
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Old 17-05-2012, 16:38
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so no retro super mature sexiness either
John Carter gets off on Nora Batty-a-likes!!! Kinky or what

If I do any cleaning, it's not in an apron. It's usually in a clingy vest, tiny shorts, and I tend to get very wet.























From spilling the Flash water in me bucket.
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Old 17-05-2012, 17:38
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What a picture that brings to mind!

I can't stand a messy floor so i won't think about it, and I were you I'd put some clothes on, you'll catch your death in this weather whatever would your mum say.


I can see my sexiness is still too overpowering, so I will luxuriate in it for a bit longer!
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