Sheep lovers views are not sexy

Now let the real morning sexiness continue

I was making sure that my beauty was being enhanced with a lot of rest and relaxation. Why get up at 'silly-o-clock' !

But have no fear folks, I am here to look after you all, while you play around.

One reason I am so sexy is that I get plenty of kip! That, no smoking, exercise, and very little booze is why I AM THE SEXIEST CREATURE ON THE PLANET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I sleep, don't smoke, and walk to the car / bus stop (!), and a half of bitter shandy is my tipple !!!!!!

However, I start from a better point, and therefore I am much higher up the sexy scale than you will ever be.

Martin, I am off the charts I am that sexy. You score higher than some, mentioning no names

Do you mean there is a chart for unsexy people for you to be a member of ?

Obviously, the above

Martin, I'm so hot I would scorch any chart into withered shards within seconds of it being in my presence!

Watch out you don't spontaneously combust then !

If you come in here one time and find a pair of sexy feet, a smouldering bra size 38DD and a pile of ash you'll know I was just too sexy to survive!

Goodbye then !!! Your ash can be put into the bra cups and the whole lot put in the rubbish bin.

That means you acknowledge I am indeed sexy enough for that to be a possibility!

HAH!!!

No. It confirms that if I see a pile of ash, I will put it in the bra cups.

How very well trained you are. My congratulations to Mrs Rosen

i am a very tidy sexy person. Untidiness is not very sexy

I say this to my OH. He is possibly the untidiest person ever to walk the planet

I am scrupulously tidy. Oh yes Tidy is sexy in my book!!!

With this exception....Phwoarrrrr..........look at the size of that sword!

I know something bigger than that !

What did you want to do with the sword? Offer me a knighthood for being the sexiest person on this thread?

Arise Sir Martin!

The door is that way ----------------------------------------------------->


As King of sexiness I outrank a mere knight any day of the week.

So take your knighthood and unsexy ash and kindly leave the premises

You boys can be the knights of my garter if you behave.

do you actually have any?

I can make one!

*black lace........check
*black elastic...........check
*black ribbon..........check
*red ribbon............check

ah yes but if they are holding up your nora batty tights they will be most unsexy indeed

There is not a wrinkle to be seen in my black tights.....Nora Batty indeed! I'm not wearing an apron or wielding a rolling pin either

so no retro super mature sexiness either

John Carter gets off on Nora Batty-a-likes!!! Kinky or what

If I do any cleaning, it's not in an apron. It's usually in a clingy vest, tiny shorts, and I tend to get very wet.























From spilling the Flash water in me bucket.

What a picture that brings to mind!

I can't stand a messy floor so i won't think about it, and I were you I'd put some clothes on, you'll catch your death in this weather whatever would your mum say.


I can see my sexiness is still too overpowering, so I will luxuriate in it for a bit longer!