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Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 5)
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twassington
17-05-2012
Luxuriate away, but that's not sexiness, its vin de table whereas I am Chateauneuf du Pape. Actually on second thoughts, you're wine vinegar
John Carter
17-05-2012
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Luxuriate away, but that's not sexiness, its vin de table whereas I am Chateauneuf du Pape. Actually on second thoughts, you're wine vinegar ”

Lasts forever once opened and adds more flavour , that's fine with me. Like my sexiness vinegar appeals to the majority

Whereas once you're opened you've got a couple of hours before you deteriorate, and only appeal to a snobby minority
twassington
17-05-2012
Originally Posted by John Carter:
“Lasts forever once opened and adds more flavour , that's fine with me. Like my sexiness vinegar appeals to the majority

Whereas once you're opened you've got a couple of hours before you deteriorate, and only appeal to a snobby minority”

Meh

Donna Summer has died She was only 63..........all the skool discos of my youth had her in them!!
chinchin
17-05-2012
Sad news

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8TBmeK9Abg
John Carter
17-05-2012
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Meh

Donna Summer has died She was only 63..........all the skool discos of my youth had her in them!!”

We're at that age sometimes I think that soon half the music I listen to will be by dead people
twassington
17-05-2012
I spent many a happy hour as a young teen gyrating to her music in my crushed velvet hotpants!
smokeybacon
17-05-2012
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I spent many a happy hour as a young teen gyrating to her music in my crushed velvet hotpants! ”

Were your hotpants crushed by the enormous weight inside them?

Totally unsexy,unlike me in my white Elvis jumpsuit
John Carter
17-05-2012
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I spent many a happy hour as a young teen gyrating to her music in my crushed velvet hotpants! ”

Betcha you liked the Bay City Rollers

Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“Were your hotpants crushed by the enormous weight inside them?

Totally unsexy,unlike me in my white Elvis jumpsuit ”

like this
twassington
17-05-2012
I loathed the Rollers almost as much as the Pilchard!

SmokeyElvis is fuuuunneeeee
smokeybacon
17-05-2012
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I loathed the Rollers almost as much as the Pilchard!

SmokeyElvis is fuuuunneeeee ”


The King is back - uh huh huh


Thank you very much
John Carter
17-05-2012
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I loathed the Rollers almost as much as the Pilchard!

SmokeyElvis is fuuuunneeeee ”

Hmph a likely story, bet you know all the words to "shang-a-lang"


Btw still undoubtedly, spine-tingly, naturally the sexiest
Mindee
17-05-2012
I've just been looking at Venus. It told me I should come back.

So I came, I saw, I conquered.
twassington
17-05-2012
Originally Posted by Mindee:
“I've just been looking at Venus. It told me I should come back.

So I came, I saw, I conquered. ”

Heyyy!!! You has returned

Not very sexy, but back!!
John Carter
17-05-2012
"Good night all" he said in the sexiest voice imaginable
MartinRosen
17-05-2012
Been letting the good people of Barnet enjoy my sexiness tonight. Then the lucky lot in Colindale had the pleasure of my company and sexyness. Everybody agreed I was the most sexy one around.
John Carter
18-05-2012
Yes you are the sexiest in Barnet and Colindale but the rest of the world acknowledges my ultimate sexiness
twassington
18-05-2012
Only deranged people would consider any of you lot sexy. Whereas I am the Goddess of Sexy, and you can kneel and kiss my feet!!!
John Carter
18-05-2012
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Only deranged people would consider any of you lot sexy. Whereas I am the Goddess of Sexy, and you can kneel and kiss my feet!!!”

Sorry my overwhelming sexiness permits me to kneel to no person, and especially tootsie pervs like you
MartinRosen
18-05-2012
Originally Posted by John Carter:
“Sorry my overwhelming sexiness permits me to kneel to no person, and especially tootsie pervs like you”

I don't want you to kneel before me, just crawl on your belly.

(Sorry I have been out all morning offering my sexiness all round north London).
John Carter
18-05-2012
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“I don't want you to kneel before me, just crawl on your belly.

(Sorry I have been out all morning offering my sexiness all round north London).”

back so soon? No takers again! Oh well Martin I'm sure twass knows how you feel
MartinRosen
18-05-2012
Originally Posted by John Carter:
“back so soon? No takers again! Oh well Martin I'm sure twass knows how you feel”

There were plenty of takers. I had to limit myself

Twass knows that I feel with my hands
chinchin
18-05-2012
MartinRosen
18-05-2012
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“”

It's alright Chin, I understand you are quite 'armless !!!!!!!
John Carter
18-05-2012
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“There were plenty of takers. I had to limit myself

Twass knows that I feel with my hands ”

Better than feeling with your teeth i suppose
Originally Posted by chinchin:
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That chinchin! You can't get a word in edgeways


Still sexiest
MartinRosen
18-05-2012
Originally Posted by John Carter:
“Better than feeling with your teeth i suppose


Was sexiest ”

Depends what you are feeling ?

I see you fell into a trap which I have helped you out of.
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