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Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 5)
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hooter
18-05-2012
No other beggar appears to be posting....I is the last, so i must be the winner



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twassington
18-05-2012
*elbows hoots off sexy throne* Go and water yer cucumbers!!!!
MartinRosen
18-05-2012
Originally Posted by hooter:
“No other beggar appears to be posting....I is the last, so i must be the winner
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No. I am not a beggar!
John Carter
18-05-2012
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Depends what you are feeling ?

I see you fell into a trap which I have helped you out of.”

"caught in a trap I can't walk out Because I love you too much baby "

People sing that a lot to me because of my overpowering sexiness

Buuger off the lot of you less than sexy beggars
twassington
18-05-2012
Originally Posted by John Carter:
“"caught in a trap I can't walk out Because I love you too much baby "

People sing that a lot to me because of my overpowering sexiness

Buuger off the lot of you less than sexy beggars”

You bugger off, you hopelessly unsexy Elvis wannabee! You're about as sexy as pond slime
John Carter
18-05-2012
Originally Posted by twassington:
“You bugger off, you hopelessly unsexy Elvis wannabee! You're about as sexy as pond slime ”

even pond slime can have its sexy moments, in fact anything I come into contact with becomes sexy. Scientists investigating this phenomenon have called it the "Carter Touch"
MartinRosen
18-05-2012
Originally Posted by John Carter:
“even pond slime can have its sexy moments, in fact anything I come into contact with becomes sexy. Scientists investigating this phenomenon have called it the "Carter Touch"”

Just don't touch me - please ! I am sexy enough anyway!
twassington
18-05-2012
YEs, keep your slimy paws to yourself, John Unsexy Carter!!! And you're not any better MartinRosen!

I on the other hand, am sat with my long, sexy, silky legs crossed and my plunging neckline, revealling creamy swelling breasts......need I say more, boys??
chinchin
18-05-2012
hooter
18-05-2012
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“No. I am not a beggar!”

Where`s the proof?

I am the winner.......................well at growing cumberques I is
smokeybacon
18-05-2012
Originally Posted by hooter:
“Where`s the proof?

I am the winner.......................well at growing cumberques I is”

I have often been complimented on the size of my cumberque
twassington
18-05-2012
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“I have often been complimented on the size of my cumberque ”

*shoves Smokey onto barbecue and grills his bacon to a crisp* that will go nicely in a roll with slices of your cuc!
smokeybacon
18-05-2012


How could you do that to SmokeyElvis


http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...vix8OwzKw-Dhkg
twassington
18-05-2012
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
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How could you do that to SmokeyElvis


http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...vix8OwzKw-Dhkg”

Easily *dollops barbecue sauce on*
hooter
18-05-2012
nom nom nom, very tasty hog roast
twassington
18-05-2012
Originally Posted by hooter:
“nom nom nom, very tasty hog roast”

Apple sauce, hoots??
smokeybacon
18-05-2012
twassington
18-05-2012
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
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Whassamatter Smokey? Lost your appetite??
smokeybacon
18-05-2012
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Whassamatter Smokey? Lost your appetite?? ”

You is a monster - you has consumed poor SmokeyElvis

R.I.P. SmokeyElvis

In tribute to the late SmokeyElvis I shall resume being the King Of Sexiness as per usual
twassington
18-05-2012
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“You is a monster - you has consumed poor SmokeyElvis

R.I.P. SmokeyElvis

In tribute to the late SmokeyElvis I shall resume being the King Of Sexiness as per usual ”

Awwww............I can see you're all shook up!

Not in the least bit sexy though!!
twassington
18-05-2012
I wonder if Lam has had any luck yet with the Mods, to reinstate herself....not that she's anywhere near as sexy as me of course!!
smokeybacon
18-05-2012
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I wonder if Lam has had any luck yet with the Mods, to reinstate herself....not that she's anywhere near as sexy as me of course!!”

Well I think a few of us lobbied foir her.

I hope so as she is the only person who comes close to rivalling my extreme sexiness
twassington
18-05-2012
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“Well I think a few of us lobbied foir her.

I hope so as she is the only person who comes close to rivalling my extreme sexiness ”

*stifles giggles*

You SMELL sexy but that's the limit
MartinRosen
18-05-2012
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“I hope so as she is the only person who comes close to rivalling my extreme sexiness ”

As the King Almighty of sexiness, she is my Queen !
strictmachine
18-05-2012
Someone else needs to post asap so I a not done by trade descriptions.
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