Originally Posted by twassington:
“Looks more like a cocktail sausage to me
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“Looks more like a cocktail sausage to me
”
I can see there being some smacked bottoms in here tonight.
Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 5)
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Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“I can see there being some smacked bottoms in here tonight.
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“I can see there being some smacked bottoms in here tonight.
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Smack this one and it might go pop!!
Originally Posted by John Carter:
“it does look nice though, I like the patterned stockings”
“it does look nice though, I like the patterned stockings”
I thought you gents might take a perverse pleasure in it
Like a sexy peach in full flight!!!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I thought you gents might take a perverse pleasure in it Like a sexy peach in full flight!!!”
“I thought you gents might take a perverse pleasure in it
Like a sexy peach in full flight!!!”
So somebody took your photo. You said you were a 'big girl'
Good night. Need to make myself look even sexier (if that were possible) for my followers tomorrow.
Originally Posted by John Carter:
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Police say further arrests are expected and warned the public to be wary of false claims of sexiness. They especially warned of the misuse of exotic sounding names.”
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Police say further arrests are expected and warned the public to be wary of false claims of sexiness. They especially warned of the misuse of exotic sounding names.”
You're right, I'm wanted by the police but then I'm wanted by everyone because I'm the sexiest woman ever.
Originally Posted by John Carter:
“Do I want you?”
“Do I want you?”
You must do cos you said goodnight but now you're back.
No one can resist my allure.
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Good morning also rans....you may kiss my sexy feet now!!”
“Good morning also rans....you may kiss my sexy feet now!!”
You could have washed them first.
Sexy people don't have dirty feet.
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“You could have washed them first.
Sexy people don't have dirty feet.”
“You could have washed them first.
Sexy people don't have dirty feet.”
My feet are immaculate! Just like the rest of me
Originally Posted by twassington:
“ My feet are immaculate! Just like the rest of me ”
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My feet are immaculate! Just like the rest of me ”
My apologies. On closer inspection I see you are wearing black tights...but then what I thought were bagginess is in fact your varicose veins.
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“My apologies. On closer inspection I see you are wearing black tights...but then what I thought were bagginess is in fact your varicose veins.”
“My apologies. On closer inspection I see you are wearing black tights...but then what I thought were bagginess is in fact your varicose veins.”
Martin, I have none of those, you must be looking at your own legs
Those are for old people! Not someone in their prime like moi! Now put your surgical hose back on like a good chap, no one wants to see those legs
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“"proudly models new pink thong wot I got of ebay"
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“"proudly models new pink thong wot I got of ebay"
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I'm not sure you've really got the hang of this, Smokey!
"creeps silently up on snoring Twass - pricks baloon with loud bang,causing her wig to fall off and false teeth to shoot out "
Having driven back from Portsmouth, I got home and checked in the mirror. Glad to say my sexiness is intact. ln fact the sea air has made me even more sexier.
Oh how you boys wish that to be true, but sadly for you lot, I really really AM a sexy beast of breathtaking loveliness, men gasp and sigh in my presence and beg for the opportunity to kiss my hand
*tosses thick, silky mane of golden hair and admires own, white, perfect teeth in mirror*
*tosses thick, silky mane of golden hair and admires own, white, perfect teeth in mirror*
"picks up empty cider cans and vodka bottle and sees Twass safely to bed(she always has delusions of grandeur when she's on the bevvy)
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“"picks up empty cider cans and vodka bottle and sees Twass safely to bed(she always has delusions of grandeur when she's on the bevvy)”
“"picks up empty cider cans and vodka bottle and sees Twass safely to bed(she always has delusions of grandeur when she's on the bevvy)
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I'm virtually a teetotaller!
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