Virtually a teetotaller ... but what about the rest of the time?!

I has an ickle weeny bit of drinkypoos

However, my daughter will verify I am squiffed on a half of lager shandy

Neat Vodka ?!

Never touch the stuff, it's the spawn of satan.

Must be gin then

No spirits, just the occasional glass of wine!

Does any one fancy a game?

What sort of game <nudge, nudge, wink, wink>.? Does it involve undressing ?!!!

No you perv

I just thought it might be a bit of a laugh to make every post in all the other threads we post in have to be lyrics from a song . We could we do it over the next couple of days.

Here's one I made earlier

http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showt...=#post58329280

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDWK5IANPWo

My musical knowledge is almost as good as my sexiness, but I am too tired tonight to think of any !!!

Don't worry unlike your sexiness it will come to you

Do you all post on many other threads?
I'm relatively new to chatter and the murky bottom of the board and I've confined myself to posting in the Willie Bender's thread.
This is the only other thread in chatter I've ventured into, well, it is for the sexy elite after all and therefore I belong.
Any recommendations for other threads to visit?

Morning Yes. 'The Pub' thread it is my latest venture a swanky wine bar!

I post on General Discussion posts if they are of interest, sometimes in Advice. In chatter it's mainly this one three word story, Just Word Association, the Quiz thread if I'm feeling lucky

Can I see your sexy elite membership card please ? can't be too careful these days. Lots of fake sexiness about

I know I'm quoting myself but overnight I thought this wasn't the best place for that game so I'll withdraw the request/suggestion/whatever it was

Pity, it sounded a laugh!

I am exhausted having been up half the night but am still sexier than all the rest of you!

And no, I wasn't having rampant sex unfortunately!!!

Bib - We never thought you were twass, honestly

and now you're awake and not dreaming you know the truth is that I am considerably sexier than you

You are the one dreaming, John.....you are less sexy than algae!!!!

As I have said before even slime would be sexy on me

Now take your less-sexiness elsewhere while I give this thread a serious sexing up!

Purleeese! I'm going to lose my breakfast in a minute!!

Please desist in your feeble attempts to claim a sexiness you can't deliver.

Be off with you to the politics forum where all the other unsexy gits no one would touch with a bargepole hang out!

Since you are obviously familiar with the politics thread I'll leave that venue to you You'd be right at home

I always deliver

I expect you are a pizza delivery guy....it would explain your unsexy spare tyre, you eat all the profits!

Never been in there in my life, and never intend to! One is far, far too sexy!!!

My manly softness is much in demand for hugs and cuddles unlike the hard unyielding six pack of your fantasies


Fixed your post for you

Damned yourself there John. Nothing less sexy exists

Honesty is always sexy