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Old 21-05-2012, 23:26
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Old 22-05-2012, 08:36
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John is officially the most boring, and therefore least sexy poster on this thread!
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Old 22-05-2012, 08:59
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Old 22-05-2012, 09:13
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I rest my case!!!
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Old 22-05-2012, 09:19
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Pick that bag up young lady!

No clutter in my kingdom of sexiness if you don't mind!
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Old 22-05-2012, 09:31
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Pick that bag up young lady!

No clutter in my kingdom of sexiness if you don't mind!
*strews thread with rose petals then lies down in them in black satin nightdress with plunging neckline and side slash to thigh*
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Old 22-05-2012, 10:39
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John is officially the most boring, and therefore least sexy poster on this thread!
I wouldn't disagree with that. Twass is running a very close second! Smokeybacon(chops) is not even in the running !
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Old 22-05-2012, 11:20
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*wallops Martin with bunch of thorny roses*
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Old 22-05-2012, 11:42
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*wallops Martin with bunch of thorny roses*
Well done twizzle
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Old 22-05-2012, 15:19
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Now if you lot would take your rucks and slashed satin elsewhere, I have sexiness to spread.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh doesn't it feel good to be so so sexy??

Tch what am I asking you lot for? Oh well I suppose you can dream
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Old 22-05-2012, 16:57
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John Carter, who is to sexiness what sour milk is to cornflakes

I on the other hand have innate, instinctive sexiness, I don't even have to try very hard!!!

*sticks chest out*
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Old 22-05-2012, 17:09
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John Carter, who is to sexiness what sour milk is to cornflakes

I on the other hand have innate, instinctive sexiness, I don't even have to try very hard!!!

*sticks chest out*
If you have to stick it out to get noticed what you got wasn't worth noticing in the first place

and anyway I know you want me
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Old 22-05-2012, 17:16
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Yes, I want you............























to go to Siberia and be eaten by timberwolves!!!!!!!!!!

I don't need to stick it out really, it enters a room a good few seconds before the rest of me
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Old 22-05-2012, 17:23
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[quote=twassington;58359844]Yes, I want you............
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I'm off out so you can declare your undying lust for me again when I come back
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Old 22-05-2012, 17:46
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[quote=John Carter;58359979]
Yes, I want you............
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I'm off out so you can declare your undying lust for me again when I come back
You got so excited there you messed up the quotes I am also off out shortly but I will be back to slag off your lack of sexiness later!
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Old 22-05-2012, 17:54
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Hello folks.

I have my sexy shorts on today I have been out and about and a lot of people are opened-mouth and speechless with excitement.
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Old 22-05-2012, 18:00
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Hello folks.

I have my sexy shorts on today I have been out and about and a lot of people are opened-mouth and speechless with excitement.
I have my sizzling sundress on, which shows off my plums a treat.....ten times sexier than your knobbly knees
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Old 22-05-2012, 18:47
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Old 22-05-2012, 18:50
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I have my sizzling sundress on, which shows off my plums a treat.....ten times sexier than your knobbly knees
My knees are not knobbly, I do have bulging biceps though!
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Old 22-05-2012, 19:11
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I couldn't agree more Chins - some people on here are totally deluded
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Old 22-05-2012, 19:17
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I couldn't agree more Chins - some people on here are totally deluded
I really cannot believe anybody here seriously thinks they are more sexy than me.
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Old 22-05-2012, 19:38
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I really cannot believe anybody here seriously thinks they are more sexy than me.
You are right Martin. I do not think I am sexier than you.
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Old 22-05-2012, 19:38
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I know I am the sexiest
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Old 22-05-2012, 19:40
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So let me spread my arms wide and welcome you into the comforting but erotically charged embrace that is my sexiness.

You know you want it, you know it makes sense!
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Old 22-05-2012, 22:30
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So let me spread my arms wide and welcome you into the comforting but erotically charged embrace that is my sexiness.

You know you want it, you know it makes sense!
That's really quite disturbing, and not in the way you might be hoping!!!!

Had a thoroughly sexy time out, had gentlemen flirting with me all night, can't say I blame them. I'd flirt with me if I was a bloke! I mean.......ohh you know what I mean!!!!
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