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Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 5)
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Originally Posted by John Carter:
“Pick that bag up young lady!
No clutter in my kingdom of sexiness if you don't mind!”
“Pick that bag up young lady!
No clutter in my kingdom of sexiness if you don't mind!”
*strews thread with rose petals then lies down in them in black satin nightdress with plunging neckline and side slash to thigh*
Originally Posted by twassington:
“John is officially the most boring, and therefore least sexy poster on this thread!
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“John is officially the most boring, and therefore least sexy poster on this thread!
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I wouldn't disagree with that. Twass is running a very close second! Smokeybacon(chops) is not even in the running !
Now if you lot would take your rucks and slashed satin elsewhere, I have sexiness to spread.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh doesn't it feel good to be so so sexy??
Tch what am I asking you lot for? Oh well I suppose you can dream
aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh doesn't it feel good to be so so sexy??
Tch what am I asking you lot for? Oh well I suppose you can dream
John Carter, who is to sexiness what sour milk is to cornflakes
I on the other hand have innate, instinctive sexiness, I don't even have to try very hard!!!
*sticks chest out*
I on the other hand have innate, instinctive sexiness, I don't even have to try very hard!!!
*sticks chest out*
Originally Posted by twassington:
“John Carter, who is to sexiness what sour milk is to cornflakes
I on the other hand have innate, instinctive sexiness, I don't even have to try very hard!!!
*sticks chest out*”
“John Carter, who is to sexiness what sour milk is to cornflakes
I on the other hand have innate, instinctive sexiness, I don't even have to try very hard!!!
*sticks chest out*
”
If you have to stick it out to get noticed what you got wasn't worth noticing in the first place
and anyway I know you want me
Yes, I want you............
to go to Siberia and be eaten by timberwolves!!!!!!!!!!
I don't need to stick it out really, it enters a room a good few seconds before the rest of me
to go to Siberia and be eaten by timberwolves!!!!!!!!!!
I don't need to stick it out really, it enters a room a good few seconds before the rest of me
[quote=twassington;58359844]Yes, I want you............
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I'm off out so you can declare your undying lust for me again when I come back
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I'm off out so you can declare your undying lust for me again when I come back
[quote=John Carter;58359979]
You got so excited there you messed up the quotes I am also off out shortly but I will be back to slag off your lack of sexiness later!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Yes, I want you............
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I'm off out so you can declare your undying lust for me again when I come back”
“Yes, I want you............
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I'm off out so you can declare your undying lust for me again when I come back
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You got so excited there you messed up the quotes
I am also off out shortly but I will be back to slag off your lack of sexiness later!
Hello folks.
I have my sexy shorts on today I have been out and about and a lot of people are opened-mouth and speechless with excitement.
I have my sexy shorts on today I have been out and about and a lot of people are opened-mouth and speechless with excitement.
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Hello folks.
I have my sexy shorts on today I have been out and about and a lot of people are opened-mouth and speechless with excitement.”
“Hello folks.
I have my sexy shorts on today I have been out and about and a lot of people are opened-mouth and speechless with excitement.”
I have my sizzling sundress on, which shows off my plums a treat.....ten times sexier than your knobbly knees
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I have my sizzling sundress on, which shows off my plums a treat.....ten times sexier than your knobbly knees”
“I have my sizzling sundress on, which shows off my plums a treat.....ten times sexier than your knobbly knees
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My knees are not knobbly, I do have bulging biceps though!
Originally Posted by chinchin:
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I couldn't agree more Chins - some people on here are totally deluded
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“I couldn't agree more Chins - some people on here are totally deluded”
“I couldn't agree more Chins - some people on here are totally deluded
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I really cannot believe anybody here seriously thinks they are more sexy than me.
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“I really cannot believe anybody here seriously thinks they are more sexy than me.”
“I really cannot believe anybody here seriously thinks they are more sexy than me.”
You are right Martin. I do not think I am sexier than you.
So let me spread my arms wide and welcome you into the comforting but erotically charged embrace that is my sexiness.
You know you want it, you know it makes sense!
You know you want it, you know it makes sense!
Originally Posted by John Carter:
“So let me spread my arms wide and welcome you into the comforting but erotically charged embrace that is my sexiness.
You know you want it, you know it makes sense!”
“So let me spread my arms wide and welcome you into the comforting but erotically charged embrace that is my sexiness.
You know you want it, you know it makes sense!”
That's really quite disturbing, and not in the way you might be hoping!!!!
Had a thoroughly sexy time out, had gentlemen flirting with me all night, can't say I blame them. I'd flirt with me if I was a bloke! I mean.......ohh you know what I mean!!!!
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