It is very good of you to do so community work with the blind.

Indeed, I allowed them to feel just how sexy I was.....got quite a good massage out of it actually!!!

Images of twass being felt up by a mob of blind blokes...........hmmm

Are you still interested in the posting musical lyrics game twass and anybody else?.

I thought you decided against this

Yes I love games! Remind me of the rules again?? It's in all the threads we post in, isn't it? THe three word might be a bit of a stretch!!

It was a bit of a mass orgy of feeling up I must say.....right in the middle of the restaurant

Oho! I have Lams in my email inbox! She sends greetings to all....Lorelei in particular.....and she is wanting to come back but not sure how. Not contacted the mods yet herself...I have suggested that is the first thing to do!

She says we are all fantastically sexy but that obviously I am more sexy than anyone else

When I wrote to the mods about her, they said she should contact them.

I cannot believe she thought you were sexy. Perhaps while she has been away she has been brainwashed

I hate to tell you this, but she said you were the least sexy of all the posters on DS

She recognised I was the 'King' and she was my no.2 .. a Queen!

Do you think she has a cunning plan to play us off against each other, while all the time thinking that SHE is the sexiest one of us all????

How could anyone be that norty!!!!

Gooood morning my thread, which belongs solely to me, having wallowed in my sexiness undisturbed all night

You definitely wallowed in something......sexiness hmm maybe but of a clearly inferior variety.

Compare that with the blinding brilliance of my complete and toatal sexiness. Cover your eyes twass you know you can't take it

I did decide against doing it because I thought it would spoil this thread if it was done from here. But I thought a bit more and thought a separate thread in chatter would be the best way ahead.

No one could tolerate the sight of your corpulent, hairy, wobbly bits John.....your entire lack of sexiness is too much for mortal eyes to stand!!! Now just put LOTS of clothes on and take your medication.

I actually encountered possibly the least sexy man on the planet yesterday, my friend works in the parish office of a local church and I was dropping something off to her. A chap of about 70 came in, about 5" 2", very rotund, greasy combover, thick glasses, purple veiny boozers nose, slobbery lips, and a big crucifix hanging round his neck.

Yup, it was the vicar

Now I know how to dress for the next vicars and tarts party!


Nobody does those any more do they?

Not been to one of them in years! I made the OH go as a tart and I went as a vicar An incredibly sexy one with big norks

Can't have your norks clogging up the thread. Move on please!


Now for some quiet sexiness

I'm back from Sainsbury's bursting with sexiness!

*thrusts norks back in JC's face*

I think your nork content needs to be reviewed I bounced off them and landed far far away and have only just returned to make this place sexy once more.

Rejoice!!

***BOING****

*norks John Carter into outer space* Byeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

So we meet again twasington, unfortunately for you I learn from experience and am now permanently anchored to this thread using the latest 3M anti-nork harness made from kevlar and rip stop nylon.

You'll never get me away from this thread and my rightful sexiness. Never!!!

I shall screw on my diamond blade nork knives which can chop through any substance known to man, and once powered up they will whip round like razor sharp windmills and slice through your harness!!!

Beware twassington when you attack me you meddle with forces of a rampant overpowering sexiness previously unknown to this world. Surely you don't expect me to just watch while you power them up?

Bring it on!! I can overpower your weak sexiness with one deft flick of my nips! RIght, I'm powering them up now, brace yourself!!!

So because I am ever so sexy you are going to chop me up with diamond tipped nork covers? I think that's a bit off