No, I'm doing it cos you aren't sexy at all and you're cluttering up the thread. Prepare to be minced!!!!
Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 5)
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Incoming from Lams, she sends everyone her love [though mostly to me of course 
] and has not had any luck yet getting back to DS. If anyone has any ideas please post!!
] and has not had any luck yet getting back to DS. If anyone has any ideas please post!!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“No, I'm doing it cos you aren't sexy at all and you're cluttering up the thread. Prepare to be minced!!!!”
“No, I'm doing it cos you aren't sexy at all and you're cluttering up the thread. Prepare to be minced!!!!”
Well you're just not nice and I don't like it. So there!
Originally Posted by John Carter:
“Well you're just not nice and I don't like it. So there!”
“Well you're just not nice and I don't like it. So there!
”
I expect you'd make a passable cottage pie if I stewed you long enough.....*advances in menacing but sexy manner, norks whirling their deadly blades!!*
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I expect you'd make a passable cottage pie if I stewed you long enough.....*advances in menacing but sexy manner, norks whirling their deadly blades!!*”
“I expect you'd make a passable cottage pie if I stewed you long enough.....*advances in menacing but sexy manner, norks whirling their deadly blades!!*”
Nope no nork blades can stop me being sexy even if chopped into tiny tiny bits I will still be sexy partially , separately and still much sexier than you!
But not for very long.
Now its nighttime sexiness with me the sexiest being ever to grace this thread!
Now its nighttime sexiness with me the sexiest being ever to grace this thread!
Latest pic of Martin:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/262268/
(Warning: Not for the faint hearted!)
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/262268/
(Warning: Not for the faint hearted!)
We regret to inform you that as a result of posting such pictures chinchin's period of sexiness must now end.
Let sexiness roam free!
As long as it's me
Let sexiness roam free!
As long as it's me
Martin embrace your geriatric sexiness.
There's nothing wrong with wrinklies getting it on!
Mine is a pleasantly mature and suitably experienced sexiness stunning yet amazingly comforting.
There's nothing wrong with wrinklies getting it on!
Mine is a pleasantly mature and suitably experienced sexiness stunning yet amazingly comforting.
Originally Posted by John Carter:
“Martin embrace your geriatric sexiness.
There's nothing wrong with wrinklies getting it on!
Mine is a pleasantly mature and suitably experienced sexiness stunning yet amazingly comforting.”
“Martin embrace your geriatric sexiness.
There's nothing wrong with wrinklies getting it on!
Mine is a pleasantly mature and suitably experienced sexiness stunning yet amazingly comforting.”
That actually sounds really nice
However, you're still not in my league
Originally Posted by twassington:
“That actually sounds really nice
However, you're still not in my league”
“That actually sounds really nice
However, you're still not in my league
”
Twass, you are sounding very 'distant'. Maybe you are not quite here, and fading away somewhere !
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Twass, you are sounding very 'distant'. Maybe you are not quite here, and fading away somewhere !”
“Twass, you are sounding very 'distant'. Maybe you are not quite here, and fading away somewhere !”
I'm not fading Martin, I leave that to you old codgers on here! I'm BLOOMING thank you very muchly
Martin's thong was much too long
and twassington didn't like it
She reached right in and grabbed some skin
Sod it can't finish the rest. Ideas??
and twassington didn't like it
She reached right in and grabbed some skin
Sod it can't finish the rest. Ideas??
Originally Posted by John Carter:
“Martin's thong was much too long
and twassington didn't like it
She reached right in and grabbed some skin
Sod it can't finish the rest. Ideas??”
“Martin's thong was much too long
and twassington didn't like it
She reached right in and grabbed some skin
Sod it can't finish the rest. Ideas??”
...And MARTIN didn't like it!!
twass you unsexy sod you killed the thread!
Now I'm really going to have to bring sexy back good and proper!
I will stroll around in an incredibly ,amazingly sexy fashion purging the thread of your presence
Now I'm really going to have to bring sexy back good and proper!
I will stroll around in an incredibly ,amazingly sexy fashion purging the thread of your presence
Originally Posted by John Carter:
“twass you unsexy sod you killed the thread!
Now I'm really going to have to bring sexy back good and proper!
I will stroll around in an incredibly ,amazingly sexy fashion purging the thread of your presence”
“twass you unsexy sod you killed the thread!
Now I'm really going to have to bring sexy back good and proper!
I will stroll around in an incredibly ,amazingly sexy fashion purging the thread of your presence
”
Good luck with that
Originally Posted by John Carter:
“Martin's thong was much too long
and twassington didn't like it
She reached right in and grabbed some skin”
“Martin's thong was much too long
and twassington didn't like it
She reached right in and grabbed some skin”
Originally Posted by twassington:
“...And MARTIN didn't like it!!”
“...And MARTIN didn't like it!!
”
Quite right. I would much prefer a sexy woman to grab my skin !!
I have had a PM from one of my legions of admirers, who confirms that I, Twassington of the Infamous Norks, am truly the most sexy on the thread!!!!!!!!!!
In your faces imposters!
In your faces imposters!
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Quite right. I would much prefer a sexy woman to grab my skin !!”
“Quite right. I would much prefer a sexy woman to grab my skin !!”
Ah SHaddapayouface!
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