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Old 23-05-2012, 21:12
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No, I'm doing it cos you aren't sexy at all and you're cluttering up the thread. Prepare to be minced!!!!
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Old 23-05-2012, 21:37
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Incoming from Lams, she sends everyone her love [though mostly to me of course ] and has not had any luck yet getting back to DS. If anyone has any ideas please post!!
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Old 23-05-2012, 22:17
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No, I'm doing it cos you aren't sexy at all and you're cluttering up the thread. Prepare to be minced!!!!
Well you're just not nice and I don't like it. So there!
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Old 23-05-2012, 22:30
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Well you're just not nice and I don't like it. So there!
I expect you'd make a passable cottage pie if I stewed you long enough.....*advances in menacing but sexy manner, norks whirling their deadly blades!!*
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Old 23-05-2012, 23:13
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I expect you'd make a passable cottage pie if I stewed you long enough.....*advances in menacing but sexy manner, norks whirling their deadly blades!!*
Nope no nork blades can stop me being sexy even if chopped into tiny tiny bits I will still be sexy partially , separately and still much sexier than you!
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Old 23-05-2012, 23:29
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Whether you are 'whole' or in tiny bits, I will still be far sexier than you. Don't worry about it!
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Old 24-05-2012, 00:48
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But not for very long.

Now its nighttime sexiness with me the sexiest being ever to grace this thread!
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Old 24-05-2012, 05:48
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Latest pic of Martin:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/262268/


(Warning: Not for the faint hearted!)
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Old 24-05-2012, 06:43
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We regret to inform you that as a result of posting such pictures chinchin's period of sexiness must now end.

Let sexiness roam free!
As long as it's me
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Old 24-05-2012, 09:23
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That pic is much too young to be Martin
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Old 24-05-2012, 09:29
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Poor, poor elderly Martin.
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Old 24-05-2012, 09:44
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Poor, poor elderly Martin.
And unsexy, don't forget that
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Old 24-05-2012, 10:23
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I will let you know I am very yoof-full !

Anyway, his thong is not long enough for me!!!!!
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Old 24-05-2012, 11:24
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Martin embrace your geriatric sexiness.
There's nothing wrong with wrinklies getting it on!


Mine is a pleasantly mature and suitably experienced sexiness stunning yet amazingly comforting.
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Old 24-05-2012, 15:01
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Martin embrace your geriatric sexiness.
There's nothing wrong with wrinklies getting it on!


Mine is a pleasantly mature and suitably experienced sexiness stunning yet amazingly comforting.
That actually sounds really nice

However, you're still not in my league
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Old 24-05-2012, 15:17
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That actually sounds really nice

However, you're still not in my league
Twass, you are sounding very 'distant'. Maybe you are not quite here, and fading away somewhere !
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Old 24-05-2012, 15:20
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Twass, you are sounding very 'distant'. Maybe you are not quite here, and fading away somewhere !
I'm not fading Martin, I leave that to you old codgers on here! I'm BLOOMING thank you very muchly
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Old 24-05-2012, 16:28
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Martin's thong was much too long
and twassington didn't like it
She reached right in and grabbed some skin


Sod it can't finish the rest. Ideas??
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Old 24-05-2012, 16:37
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Martin's thong was much too long
and twassington didn't like it
She reached right in and grabbed some skin


Sod it can't finish the rest. Ideas??
...And MARTIN didn't like it!!
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Old 24-05-2012, 21:46
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twass you unsexy sod you killed the thread!

Now I'm really going to have to bring sexy back good and proper!

I will stroll around in an incredibly ,amazingly sexy fashion purging the thread of your presence
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Old 24-05-2012, 21:52
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twass you unsexy sod you killed the thread!

Now I'm really going to have to bring sexy back good and proper!

I will stroll around in an incredibly ,amazingly sexy fashion purging the thread of your presence
Good luck with that
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Old 24-05-2012, 22:04
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And unsexy, don't forget that
Indeed!
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Old 24-05-2012, 22:17
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Martin's thong was much too long
and twassington didn't like it
She reached right in and grabbed some skin
...And MARTIN didn't like it!!
Quite right. I would much prefer a sexy woman to grab my skin !!
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Old 24-05-2012, 22:17
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I have had a PM from one of my legions of admirers, who confirms that I, Twassington of the Infamous Norks, am truly the most sexy on the thread!!!!!!!!!!

In your faces imposters!
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Old 24-05-2012, 22:18
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Quite right. I would much prefer a sexy woman to grab my skin !!
Ah SHaddapayouface!
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