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Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 5)
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twassington
23-05-2012
No, I'm doing it cos you aren't sexy at all and you're cluttering up the thread. Prepare to be minced!!!!
twassington
23-05-2012
Incoming from Lams, she sends everyone her love [though mostly to me of course ] and has not had any luck yet getting back to DS. If anyone has any ideas please post!!
John Carter
23-05-2012
Originally Posted by twassington:
“No, I'm doing it cos you aren't sexy at all and you're cluttering up the thread. Prepare to be minced!!!!”

Well you're just not nice and I don't like it. So there!
twassington
23-05-2012
Originally Posted by John Carter:
“Well you're just not nice and I don't like it. So there!”

I expect you'd make a passable cottage pie if I stewed you long enough.....*advances in menacing but sexy manner, norks whirling their deadly blades!!*
John Carter
23-05-2012
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I expect you'd make a passable cottage pie if I stewed you long enough.....*advances in menacing but sexy manner, norks whirling their deadly blades!!*”

Nope no nork blades can stop me being sexy even if chopped into tiny tiny bits I will still be sexy partially , separately and still much sexier than you!
MartinRosen
23-05-2012
Whether you are 'whole' or in tiny bits, I will still be far sexier than you. Don't worry about it!
John Carter
24-05-2012
But not for very long.

Now its nighttime sexiness with me the sexiest being ever to grace this thread!
chinchin
24-05-2012
Latest pic of Martin:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/262268/


(Warning: Not for the faint hearted!)
John Carter
24-05-2012
We regret to inform you that as a result of posting such pictures chinchin's period of sexiness must now end.

Let sexiness roam free!
As long as it's me
twassington
24-05-2012
That pic is much too young to be Martin
chinchin
24-05-2012
Poor, poor elderly Martin.
twassington
24-05-2012
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Poor, poor elderly Martin. ”

And unsexy, don't forget that
MartinRosen
24-05-2012
I will let you know I am very yoof-full !

Anyway, his thong is not long enough for me!!!!!
John Carter
24-05-2012
Martin embrace your geriatric sexiness.
There's nothing wrong with wrinklies getting it on!


Mine is a pleasantly mature and suitably experienced sexiness stunning yet amazingly comforting.
twassington
24-05-2012
Originally Posted by John Carter:
“Martin embrace your geriatric sexiness.
There's nothing wrong with wrinklies getting it on!


Mine is a pleasantly mature and suitably experienced sexiness stunning yet amazingly comforting.”

That actually sounds really nice

However, you're still not in my league
MartinRosen
24-05-2012
Originally Posted by twassington:
“That actually sounds really nice

However, you're still not in my league ”

Twass, you are sounding very 'distant'. Maybe you are not quite here, and fading away somewhere !
twassington
24-05-2012
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Twass, you are sounding very 'distant'. Maybe you are not quite here, and fading away somewhere !”

I'm not fading Martin, I leave that to you old codgers on here! I'm BLOOMING thank you very muchly
John Carter
24-05-2012
Martin's thong was much too long
and twassington didn't like it
She reached right in and grabbed some skin


Sod it can't finish the rest. Ideas??
twassington
24-05-2012
Originally Posted by John Carter:
“Martin's thong was much too long
and twassington didn't like it
She reached right in and grabbed some skin


Sod it can't finish the rest. Ideas??”

...And MARTIN didn't like it!!
John Carter
24-05-2012
twass you unsexy sod you killed the thread!

Now I'm really going to have to bring sexy back good and proper!

I will stroll around in an incredibly ,amazingly sexy fashion purging the thread of your presence
twassington
24-05-2012
Originally Posted by John Carter:
“twass you unsexy sod you killed the thread!

Now I'm really going to have to bring sexy back good and proper!

I will stroll around in an incredibly ,amazingly sexy fashion purging the thread of your presence”

Good luck with that
chinchin
24-05-2012
Originally Posted by twassington:
“And unsexy, don't forget that ”

Indeed!
MartinRosen
24-05-2012
Originally Posted by John Carter:
“Martin's thong was much too long
and twassington didn't like it
She reached right in and grabbed some skin”

Originally Posted by twassington:
“...And MARTIN didn't like it!! ”

Quite right. I would much prefer a sexy woman to grab my skin !!
twassington
24-05-2012
I have had a PM from one of my legions of admirers, who confirms that I, Twassington of the Infamous Norks, am truly the most sexy on the thread!!!!!!!!!!

In your faces imposters!
twassington
24-05-2012
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Quite right. I would much prefer a sexy woman to grab my skin !!”

Ah SHaddapayouface!
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