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I have had a PM from one of my legions of admirers, who confirms that I, Twassington of the Infamous Norks, am truly the most sexy on the thread!!!!!!!!!!
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So you have started to write to yourself now !
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Nope, it was Lorelei.....I'm so sexy, I've TURNED her!!
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Nice that you both have the courage to 'come out'. It is nothing to be ashamed of and I wish you both well.
It still doesn't make either of you any more sexier than me. |
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You want to watch us make out. Confess it!!
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Girl on girl action !!!!! Send me the vid and I will watch it after I have finished 'Debbie does Dallas' !!!
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Would you two kindly go to bed (together or not!), but just leave me here (as I seem to be on my own), to revel in my sexiness.
I am the last person to post to the thread. |
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Thiink again sweetie!!
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Thiink again sweetie!!
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Isn't it well past your bedtime??
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Goodnight sweethearts
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Goodnight sweethearts
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What a beautiful morning to be the sexiest person on earth!!
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an hour and a half is about as much as you deserve. Did you and Martin have a nice night?
Real sexiness starts right here, right now! As I spray the room with Eau de Carter "ultimate sexiness in a bottle" sexiness shall return to the land, and of course, this thread. |
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an hour and a half is about as much as you deserve. Did you and Martin have a nice night?
Real sexiness starts right here, right now! As I spray the room with Eau de Carter "ultimate sexiness in a bottle" sexiness shall return to the land, and of course, this thread. ![]() Whereas Eau de Twass is pure and sweet, soap and petals, delicate perfume, and the musky undertone of unadulterated sex ![]() *sprays thread liberally*
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I imagine Eau de Carter smells mostly of cheesy feet, old men's underpants, stale farts and beer
![]() Whereas Eau de Twass is pure and sweet, soap and petals, delicate perfume, and the musky undertone of unadulterated sex ![]() *sprays thread liberally* ![]() ![]() I know that's what you think men smell like, but I can't be responsible for your past experiences ![]() My sexiness is the smell of fresh crisp banknotes, evoking long weekends in exotic places, and with strong undertones of unbelievably intense passion ![]()
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Can some one get those cats out?............oh wait.....
![]() I know that's what you think men smell like, but I can't be responsible for your past experiences ![]() My sexiness is the smell of fresh crisp banknotes, evoking long weekends in exotic places, and with strong undertones of unbelievably intense passion ![]() ![]() ![]() You've got to be a Tory or a Banker ![]() ![]() ![]() Neither of which are sexy!
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Money isn't sexy in the least, I'm not one of those gold digging types
![]() You've got to be a Tory or a Banker ![]() ![]() ![]() Neither of which are sexy!![]() ![]() Sexy is as sexy does
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Politics thread and associated assumptions and biases is that way ----------------------->
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*slowwwwly applies after sun cream all over self*
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Hmm I didn't think the swimming burkha would suit you but it does. Nice ankles
![]() ![]() I can also eat things in a provocative manner and make mouthgasm noises like her.....only better
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My name is not Nigella, though I can cook far sexily than her
![]() I can also eat things in a provocative manner and make mouthgasm noises like her.....only better ![]() ![]()
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Here's a superchili - nibble on that that provocatively
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