So you have started to write to yourself now !

Nope, it was Lorelei.....I'm so sexy, I've TURNED her!!

Nice that you both have the courage to 'come out'. It is nothing to be ashamed of and I wish you both well.

It still doesn't make either of you any more sexier than me.

You want to watch us make out. Confess it!!

Girl on girl action !!!!! Send me the vid and I will watch it after I have finished 'Debbie does Dallas' !!!

I foresee pyjama trouser rummaging in the Rosen household

Who is wearing pyjama trousers ?

You started without us!!!

Would you two kindly go to bed (together or not!), but just leave me here (as I seem to be on my own), to revel in my sexiness.

I am the last person to post to the thread.

Thiink again sweetie!!

I have thought, and I am definitely correct!!

Isn't it well past your bedtime??

Goodnight sweethearts

Errr ... what are you doing here? I thought you were residing at Her Majesty's Pleasure ?!

What a beautiful morning to be the sexiest person on earth!!

an hour and a half is about as much as you deserve. Did you and Martin have a nice night?


Real sexiness starts right here, right now!

As I spray the room with Eau de Carter "ultimate sexiness in a bottle" sexiness shall return to the land, and of course, this thread.

I imagine Eau de Carter smells mostly of cheesy feet, old men's underpants, stale farts and beer

Whereas Eau de Twass is pure and sweet, soap and petals, delicate perfume, and the musky undertone of unadulterated sex

*sprays thread liberally*

Can some one get those cats out?............oh wait.....


I know that's what you think men smell like, but I can't be responsible for your past experiences

My sexiness is the smell of fresh crisp banknotes, evoking long weekends in exotic places, and with strong undertones of unbelievably intense passion

Money isn't sexy in the least, I'm not one of those gold digging types Nor am I bothered by luxuries, they aren't sexy either unless material things turn you on.....they do nowt for me!

You've got to be a Tory or a Banker Neither of which are sexy!

Politics thread and associated assumptions and biases is that way ----------------------->

Sexy is as sexy does

*slowwwwly applies after sun cream all over self*

Hmm I didn't think the swimming burkha would suit you but it does. Nice ankles

My name is not Nigella, though I can cook far sexily than her

I can also eat things in a provocative manner and make mouthgasm noises like her.....only better

Here's a superchili - nibble on that that provocatively

*shoves superchilli up John Carter's *****

That should give you a thoroughly unsexy ring of fire!