Afternoon / evening all. I see you have been keeping this place going while I have been out, showing off my sexiness all afternoon on an open-top bus. Traffic was at a standstill in Central London today.

Anyway, I am back now, so Twass and John, you can both stand down.

You look like a lobster after being in the sun all day It's not a sexy look at all, and you smell sweaty

That's the smell of man, Twass, man !! (apologies to Hilda Ogden!).

It takes a long time for me to tan, and therefore I have just enhanced my natural good looks.

It is Chinchin that looks very red-faced!

He often does Martin, he's prone to hissy fits

I've enhanced my natural beauty too

About to drive back to London, only the M25 is still congested after the fatal crash

I'm sure you'd kiss my ring to cool me off

where are you? abandoned your post again!. Again your sexiness deserts you




Stuck in traffic- how unsexy




You two really should try harder, but you're both probably trying as hard as you can to be sexy. Bless


But back with real world sexiness "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's Johnny"

Right !!!! Bugger off all of you. Lord Nelson's here sitting astride his Cannon.

Don't you mean his column Although in your case possibly not

Where's the pic???

Normal (-ish) service has now been resumed.

For the unsexy: you fllled the gap of my absence and did your best. A nation thanks you and remembers your brave attempts to be sexy during the long drawn out minutes of unsexiness.


For those who know true sexiness: Relief is at hand! (ooo-eeer)
It's gooooooood to be back!

Me then!

Good morning less than sexy beasts! Your Queen has ascended the sexy throne. You may all wave flags, eat cake and make merry!

Tee hee, you didn't notice that I put grease on it, so you have obviously slipped off the throne.

Morning all

Please wash and shave, comb your hair and get dressed before coming on this thread. You really do look scruffy and cannot possibly even be considered as a contender for my title.

Martin's latest photo:

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/a...80_602432a.jpg

Red is not my colour !

We noticed!

Martin as Elvis:

http://prezwho.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/elvis.gif

*giggles*

Smokey made a better Elvis! Actually, I think he's given up trying to steal the sexy throne from me, can't say I blame him

Shave???? I ain't having a Brazilian just for your kinky titillation Mr.Rosen. The kinky pubic hair threads can be found that way --------------------------------------------> in GD.

Hmmmph

FYI I was already smartly at work when posting

*telephones JC's boss and informs him what his employee is up to in work time*

That should get rid of you!!

I don't want you to phone me twass, you'll only try and get :the secret of my enduring sexiness from me

I missed this earlier.....you should know by now I regularly polish my own throne


Own boss huh!

Your sexiness can't be enduring John, cos you would at some point have had to be sexy in order for that to be the case. Since you haven't ever been sexy, and quite frankly it's not very likely now at your age, I'd give it up if I were you!!

Ah there speaks the voice of deeply inexperienced sexiness


When you've been as deeply sexy for as long as I have then you'll realise that age isn't just a number - it's a sexiness scorecard, and you will never catch me