I outscored you the day I was born!!

The numbers don't lie

Can I firstly say that I have never dressed like Elvis, I felt 'All shook up' by that photo !

Secondly sexy people haven't got time to go to work. Certainly in my case I have too many admirers wanting to have a glimpse of me. Besides there would be no work done as all the other employees would be concentrating on me rather than getting on with their work.

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"wanders in wearing brilliant white thong to show off deep sexy tan -turns round - do you like my Golden Globes?"

Quel horreur!!

Sexier smileys are needed to represent the awesomeness of my sexiness. Come on DS get on and give us some new ones.

You all alone, John? Here I am to cheer your night!

These smilies combined do it for me !!

Hello Martin

As I read your post my laptop slipped to the left. I have no idea what this means.

Time to drink more I think.

*scrunches nose*

It is not a right-winger !

Sexy people have no political allegiances

Your sex-god is now retiring for the night.

In that case, the thread is all mine, as is my right! I've had an extremely sexy night!!

I put me rollers in whilst you were out

I have goit very dippy drunk tonight and wandered

(((((((((((((((((((((((((Mrs T))))))))))))))))))))))))) I has told many DS peeps tonight how lovely you are and they all want to meet you!!!

Mrs T - Twass has said how lovely you are. I would like you to confirm it please. You do realise it would be virtually impossible to be as lovely and sexy as myself!

Mrs T could wipe the floor with you, she's very nearly as sexy as me, and that is saying something!!

Today I will be mostly wearing skintight cut-off jeans and no vest

I'm tring hard not to imagine the white, flabby muffin top, beer belly and floppy moobs Along with skinny hairy little calves and the inevitable grubby sports socks worn with Jesus sandals

You will be pleased to know, and to the delight of my neighbours, that I am still wearing my shorts.

I hope for the sake of your neighbours eyes you have a large loose t shirt on as well

I have on a thin sundress with very little underneath, which I have delighted my neighbours with by sitting in the front garden with the skirt right up to tan my sexy legs!