I was practicing my royal wave, since I am the Queen of Sexy!!
Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 5)
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Originally Posted by twassington:
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I was practicing my royal wave, since I am the Queen of Sexy!!”
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I was practicing my royal wave, since I am the Queen of Sexy!!”
This is a republic and I am El Presidente Sexybotty
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“ This is a republic and I am El Presidente Sexybotty
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This is a republic and I am El Presidente Sexybotty”
Put your botty away, this is a family forum!
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“ This is a republic and I am El Presidente Sexybotty
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This is a republic and I am El Presidente Sexybotty”
Here is Mrs El Presidente
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
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OK promise you'll never claim to be sexy again, or I release the sex tape
Originally Posted by John Carter:
“OK promise you'll never claim to be sexy again, or I release the sex tape”
“OK promise you'll never claim to be sexy again, or I release the sex tape
”
That would be too horrible to contemplate
That is one grim porker!!!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“That would be too horrible to contemplate
That is one grim porker!!!”
“That would be too horrible to contemplate
That is one grim porker!!!”
Yes but it is the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
Shall I upload the family safe version of the tape to youtube?
Originally Posted by John Carter:
“Yes but it is the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
Shall I upload the family safe version of the tape to youtube?”
“Yes but it is the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
Shall I upload the family safe version of the tape to youtube?
”
Alas poor Smokey!!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“*purrs* Good morning, boys.......
^^^ much sexier voice than JC, who speaks like David Beckham”
“*purrs* Good morning, boys.......
^^^ much sexier voice than JC, who speaks like David Beckham
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Morning team (of hangers-on)
Just to say Mr sex-on-legs has arrived.
I am going to banish Twass from this thread, because she doesn't even come close to sexiness!
You have 24 hours Twass to pack up your things and leave.
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Morning team (of hangers-on)
Just to say Mr sex-on-legs has arrived.
I am going to banish Twass from this thread, because she doesn't even come close to sexiness!
You have 24 hours Twass to pack up your things and leave.”
“Morning team (of hangers-on)
Just to say Mr sex-on-legs has arrived.
I am going to banish Twass from this thread, because she doesn't even come close to sexiness!
You have 24 hours Twass to pack up your things and leave.”
That's not fair! You know perfectly well I shall be missing for four days being sexy at a music festival with no internet access!!!!! But beleive you me, Mr, I'll be BACK, and ten times sexier than ever!!!!!!!!!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“That's not fair! You know perfectly well I shall be missing for four days being sexy at a music festival with no internet access!!!!! But beleive you me, Mr, I'll be BACK, and ten times sexier than ever!!!!!!!!!”
“That's not fair! You know perfectly well I shall be missing for four days being sexy at a music festival with no internet access!!!!! But beleive you me, Mr, I'll be BACK, and ten times sexier than ever!!!!!!!!!”
Provided you don't drown in a sea of mud
Originally Posted by John Carter:
“Muddy, wellington clad and in curlers, is there no beginning to your sexiness?”
“Muddy, wellington clad and in curlers, is there no beginning to your sexiness?
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It began when I was about 14, and there is no end to it, muddy or not
I'm as excited as a teenager going to Glastonbury
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I has sexy wellybobs!!!!”
“I has sexy wellybobs!!!!
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'Bout the only thing that is sexy about you
MY wellibobs are debonair and sexily suave,like wot I am
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“'Bout the only thing that is sexy about you
MY wellibobs are debonair and sexily suave,like wot I am”
“'Bout the only thing that is sexy about you
MY wellibobs are debonair and sexily suave,like wot I am
”
We should mate them Smokey..... think of the sexiness potential of the welly offspring
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“My wellibobs are too refined to mix with the lower classes of wellibob”
“My wellibobs are too refined to mix with the lower classes of wellibob
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My wellies can trace their lineage back to the wellybobs of William of Orange I'll have you know!!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“My wellies can trace their lineage back to the wellybobs of William of Orange I'll have you know!!”
“My wellies can trace their lineage back to the wellybobs of William of Orange I'll have you know!!
”
MY wellibobs were butlers to King Arthur
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“MY wellibobs were butlers to King Arthur”
“MY wellibobs were butlers to King Arthur
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Meh! Butlers indeed. You're wellies are not fit to scrape the muck off mine
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