Good night from the sexiest!

"poses sexily in Union Jack speedos"

You are 'brown bread' mate, having got caught in the fire!

My eyes! My poor eyes!

This disturbing image was brought to you by the Diamond Jubilee Celebration Committee.

Are you sure they are shorts he is wearing, or has he just sat in a puddle of paints !!

Isn't it pleasantly quiet without Twass butting her big a***e in !

"rushes into thread still in Union Jack speedos and sings a few choruses of Knees Up Mother Brown in Cockney fashion - departs thread,leaving unsexy losers fretting about when Sexy Smokey will next strike "

Panicking not fretting and looking for tongs to pluck my eyes out before being traumatised by the Union Jack budgie smugglers again

Well the sexy people are singing the National Anthem.

Martin getting into the spirit:

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Gawd bless Her Majesty

and all who sail in her!!

Prepare the tug to tow this thread into Politics where Twass will never think to look for us

Bloody funny smokey













and a good idea too!

She said she would be away for 4 days (and that started yesterday), so she will back sometime on Monday.

I will post something here on Monday evening suggesting the thread be wound up. Nobody respond. She will 'call' us; nobody respond, and she will think the thread has gone !!!

Do you not think that would be a whizz, bang idea ... except she may read this message !!!

Er Martin,do you not see a flaw in this cunning plan of yours?

I shall devise another cunning plan, which should be quite easy for a sexy person like myself !

How about we chat amongst ourselves, declaring how sexy I am, and just ignore any comments from Twass ?!!

We could declare that I won the thread on Saturday night and everyone gave up posting - that should fool her

There is no way she would fall for that, when she knows I am the most sexy person around here.

Can you still delete it?

Delete what ?

The post with your cunning plan! is probably too late now

Just too late. The system let me edit it, but wouldn't accept it !

However, cunning plan no.3



Good night everyone. You now know what you have to do, and it we will put it into action tomorrow.

Yes the plan is clear. Goodnight

Hello there!