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Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 5)
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John Carter
02-06-2012
Good night from the sexiest!
smokeybacon
02-06-2012
"poses sexily in Union Jack speedos"
MartinRosen
02-06-2012
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“"poses sexily in Union Jack speedos" ”

You are 'brown bread' mate, having got caught in the fire!
chinchin
02-06-2012
My eyes! My poor eyes!
John Carter
02-06-2012
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“"poses sexily in Union Jack speedos" ”

This disturbing image was brought to you by the Diamond Jubilee Celebration Committee.
MartinRosen
02-06-2012
Originally Posted by John Carter:
“This disturbing image was brought to you by the Diamond Jubilee Celebration Committee.”

Are you sure they are shorts he is wearing, or has he just sat in a puddle of paints !!

Isn't it pleasantly quiet without Twass butting her big a***e in !
smokeybacon
02-06-2012
"rushes into thread still in Union Jack speedos and sings a few choruses of Knees Up Mother Brown in Cockney fashion - departs thread,leaving unsexy losers fretting about when Sexy Smokey will next strike "
John Carter
02-06-2012
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“"rushes into thread still in Union Jack speedos and sings a few choruses of Knees Up Mother Brown in Cockney fashion - departs thread,leaving unsexy losers fretting about when Sexy Smokey will next strike "”

Panicking not fretting and looking for tongs to pluck my eyes out before being traumatised by the Union Jack budgie smugglers again
MartinRosen
02-06-2012
Well the sexy people are singing the National Anthem.
chinchin
02-06-2012
Martin getting into the spirit:

http://www.corbisimages.com/images/C...3-5d5503786c17
smokeybacon
02-06-2012
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Martin getting into the spirit:

http://www.corbisimages.com/images/C...3-5d5503786c17”

Gawd bless Her Majesty
John Carter
02-06-2012
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“ Gawd bless Her Majesty”

and all who sail in her!!
smokeybacon
02-06-2012
Originally Posted by John Carter:
“and all who sail in her!!”

Prepare the tug to tow this thread into Politics where Twass will never think to look for us
John Carter
02-06-2012
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“Prepare the tug to tow this thread into Politics where Twass will never think to look for us ”

Bloody funny smokey













and a good idea too!
MartinRosen
02-06-2012
Originally Posted by John Carter:
“Bloody funny smokey
and a good idea too!”

She said she would be away for 4 days (and that started yesterday), so she will back sometime on Monday.

I will post something here on Monday evening suggesting the thread be wound up. Nobody respond. She will 'call' us; nobody respond, and she will think the thread has gone !!!

Do you not think that would be a whizz, bang idea ... except she may read this message !!!
smokeybacon
02-06-2012
Er Martin,do you not see a flaw in this cunning plan of yours?
MartinRosen
02-06-2012
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“Er Martin,do you not see a flaw in this cunning plan of yours? ”

I shall devise another cunning plan, which should be quite easy for a sexy person like myself !

How about we chat amongst ourselves, declaring how sexy I am, and just ignore any comments from Twass ?!!
smokeybacon
02-06-2012
We could declare that I won the thread on Saturday night and everyone gave up posting - that should fool her
MartinRosen
02-06-2012
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“We could declare that I won the thread on Saturday night and everyone gave up posting - that should fool her ”

There is no way she would fall for that, when she knows I am the most sexy person around here.
John Carter
02-06-2012
Can you still delete it?
MartinRosen
02-06-2012
Originally Posted by John Carter:
“Can you still delete it?”

Delete what ?
John Carter
03-06-2012
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Delete what ?”

The post with your cunning plan! is probably too late now
MartinRosen
03-06-2012
Originally Posted by John Carter:
“The post with your cunning plan! is probably too late now”

Just too late. The system let me edit it, but wouldn't accept it !

However, cunning plan no.3

Spoiler
I have written it in secret so that she won't be able to read it !!!


Good night everyone. You now know what you have to do, and it we will put it into action tomorrow.
John Carter
03-06-2012
Yes the plan is clear. Goodnight
batdude_uk1
03-06-2012
Hello there!
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