I'm confused.

Confusion is the new sexy

Never mind, Chin. Sexy people understand what is going on!

Yes indeed - just to make it clear to everyone;

1 This post will be the last for a week (unfortunately this means that the rest of you have lost,but its a price worth paying for the lols)

2 Twass will be utterly confused,but this will be nothing new.

3 I will delete this post when you have all read it.

4 REMEMBER - DO NOT POST FOR THE NEXT WEEK

Thank You
Your Winner

Just wanted to confirm that I have read it, so you can now delete it.

Martin,you idiot - do NOT post again.
I am surrounded by fools

Okay. Gotcha. Lets hope everybody else understands.

Yeah! Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!

Glad you are on board, Chin. Don't forget everybody, no more posts to this thread.

"looks in to make sure everyone's complying with Martin's instructions"

Yup, it seems so SB.

Twass is going to murder you lot when she comes back
I'm glad that I was not involved in any of this under-handedness as I consider her to be second only to me in terms of sexiness.


I hope you are all ashamed of yourselves

Why should she? We are all going by the rules that you set up.

So that makes her third in the list. As I am first, you think you are second.

*Returns to inspect thread*

Well whenever the Twass comes back from being in the mud, at least she'll have a damn good complexion,

I don't need Mud.

I win.

's funny - Coulda swore I heard someone in here - wots that mud-pack doing on the floor?

Ah well time to reclaim my Jubiltastic Crown Of Sexiness

I thought we had agreed that nobody should be posting for the rest of the week

Strange thing! Martin said he finds me attractive on the LBC thread! He never says that on here!

Oops sorry
But if nobody else posts I think we'll get away with it.

Let it be known, that I don't find you attractive. You are misunderstanding my words.


Right, we can stop now.

Actually what did you mean?

Wot no meat paste sarnies here either........

Sadly not.

Wot kind of Jumberlee is this when the meat paste sarnies have runned out.....

Settles back wiv a packet of Wotsit and wins!

2nd place! Well done!