Hurls super duper extra large Wotsit at Chinnin......direct hit !!!!

I think Ihat settles it..........winner, me!

What do you mean, what do I mean ?!

Hooter, Chinchin. Please scroll back a few messages and you will note that we are supposed to be maintain silence on this thread. So when Twass comes back she will think we have all gone!

No more posts now, please.

Well that didn't work, Martin! Here I am, unwashed and having worn same clothes for three days [too cold to remove any layers] and STILL sexier than the lot of yous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Festival was the best fun ever I've been norty but I loved it

Oooh yuk !!

*hangs Twass on a peg to dry*

"ushers in my good mate ,young Sir Cliff to give Twass a warming rub-down and relaxing massage"












Can't do much about the 'orrible pong though

Get that horrible old wizened creature out of here

And get Pilchard out too!!

All clean and shiny and as sexy as hell!!

I've just read back and had a good larf at all your feeble "cunning plans"....well done boys, that really worked!!

I told everybody to stop posting, but would they stop - no. Now look what's happened !

It would have worked if they'd listened to me and hid in Politics


Never mind,I am still the sexiest in the thread anyway

By the way, Lams sends all her best....though says John is the least sexy person on the thread

..but didn't she say that I am the sexiest ?!!!

Certainly not! That title obviously belongs to MOI!!!

Flamin' Albert! Some things never change. That Martin chappie boasting again! He is actually quite sexy but MadameGuvnor is here to bring true sexiness.

Gawd! Another one in here trying to nick my title You'll have to try harder Mrs....Mr....err....

"flutters eyebrows in a sexy manner at gorgeous Madame Guvnor"

Hmm, M'me Guv sounds like a disciplinarian. However, try as you might you can't beat the sexiness out of me

Oo, Smokey, I could really get to like this!

I apologise for the shameless and obvious flirting of these two M'me Guv....it's clearly their sneaky way of trying to put you off while they try to steal the sexy throne for themselves....which they fail at all the time

That Martin is a proper kinky devil, he's clearly hoping you're a dominatrix

You didn't complain when we tried the top of the wardrobe game with your hands tied behind your back

Right, Martin, my office NOW!

You want want some 'fun' as well ?

Your phraseology sounds somewhat familiar !

Just remember I am Mr Sexy - supremo.

Here we go

While you two try to prove your sexiness I'll just sit on my rightful throne and watch