I've been prepping dinner, obviously in a very sexy outfit of lace bra and panties barely covered by a frilly apron and high heeled fluffy slippers 
Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 5)
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Originally Posted by twassington:
“You can say that again”
“You can say that again
”
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I've been prepping dinner, obviously in a very sexy outfit of lace bra and panties barely covered by a frilly apron and high heeled fluffy slippers”
“I've been prepping dinner, obviously in a very sexy outfit of lace bra and panties barely covered by a frilly apron and high heeled fluffy slippers
”
really, i prefer au naturel
*sniggers to self* You'll learn the strange ways of DS in the fulness of time 
Hmmmmmmmm......*picks chocolate flake up, sloooowly unpeels wrapper, gives AG a lingering sexy stare and parts lips*
Hmmmmmmmm......*picks chocolate flake up, sloooowly unpeels wrapper, gives AG a lingering sexy stare and parts lips*
Originally Posted by twassington:
“*sniggers to self* You'll learn the strange ways of DS in the fulness of time
Hmmmmmmmm......*picks chocolate flake up, sloooowly unpeels wrapper, gives AG a lingering sexy stare and parts lips*
”
“*sniggers to self* You'll learn the strange ways of DS in the fulness of time
Hmmmmmmmm......*picks chocolate flake up, sloooowly unpeels wrapper, gives AG a lingering sexy stare and parts lips*
”
i read fingering stare
hmmmm love a flake
Originally Posted by Arsenalgirl:
“i read fingering stare
hmmmm love a flake”
“i read fingering stare
hmmmm love a flake
”
I leave the fingering to the boys, they will if they are watching me eat this
*slowly inserts flake between cherry red, moisty lips and delicatly nibbles and licks*
They're always rummaging in their trousers 
Not sexy at all!!! Nothing more offputting than some geezer endlessly rearranging his privates
Not sexy at all!!! Nothing more offputting than some geezer endlessly rearranging his privates
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Pure, you? You're about as pure as Jordan's tits!
Now go and polish your ornaments and leave me in peace to enjoy my sexy thread!”
“Pure, you? You're about as pure as Jordan's tits!
Now go and polish your ornaments and leave me in peace to enjoy my sexy thread!”
Originally Posted by Arsenalgirl:
“is carter still polishing, his ornament
i'm too sexy for this thread”
“is carter still polishing, his ornament
i'm too sexy for this thread
”
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“I shall be reporting you to the mods for defacing a perfectly legitimate post. Say your "goodbyes" before you are banned for life !”
“I shall be reporting you to the mods for defacing a perfectly legitimate post. Say your "goodbyes" before you are banned for life !”
I was merely resting my immense sexiness but I am back!
Originally Posted by Arsenalgirl:
“really, i prefer au naturel
”
“really, i prefer au naturel
”
Watch out for the chip fat!
Originally Posted by Arsenalgirl:
“i think the boys, are still polishing their ornaments a lot of rubbing going on ”
“i think the boys, are still polishing their ornaments
a lot of rubbing going on ”
Ah you two can't stop thinking about how sexy I am, can you? If you're nice I'll let both of you polish my ornaments.
Or you can take turns
I'm easy
Originally Posted by Arsenalgirl:
“yes i know what you mean, i have to turn away, being the shy, sexy one that i am”
“yes i know what you mean, i have to turn away, being the shy, sexy one that i am
”
........................hardly!!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“........................hardly!! ”
“
........................hardly!! ”
Hardly......
Is that the chubby one?
I always felt Stan Laurel was the better.......
And he was British too, a Lancastrian as well!
Originally Posted by Bigshorts:
“Hardly......
Is that the chubby one?
I always felt Stan Laurel was the better.......
And he was British too, a Lancastrian as well!”
“Hardly......
Is that the chubby one?
I always felt Stan Laurel was the better.......
And he was British too, a Lancastrian as well!
”
Hello Biggy! Are you willing to take on the sexy battle???
No one stands a chance against me, obviously
Originally Posted by Bigshorts:
“Hardly......
Is that the chubby one?
I always felt Stan Laurel was the better.......
And he was British too, a Lancastrian as well!”
“Hardly......
Is that the chubby one?
I always felt Stan Laurel was the better.......
And he was British too, a Lancastrian as well!
”
From Chorlton-cum-Hardly??
Originally Posted by twassington:
“That's what the boys usually say!!”
“That's what the boys usually say!!
”
yes he is sitting next to me .... did you hear him
Originally Posted by twassington:
“That's what the boys usually say!!”
“That's what the boys usually say!!
”
Depends on how sexy the girl is..............
Originally Posted by John Carter:
“Depends on how sexy the girl is..............”
“Depends on how sexy the girl is..............
”
I'm a billion on the sexy-o-meter!!!
Originally Posted by Arsenalgirl:
“i blew up, the sex -o -meter, so there, couldn't handle my sexiness”
“i blew up, the sex -o -meter, so there, couldn't handle my sexiness
”
Nah you broke it with your huuuge unsexy ass!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Nah you broke it with your huuuge unsexy ass!”
“Nah you broke it with your huuuge unsexy ass!
”
huge asses can be sexy, not that mine is anything but a hunk a manly muscular sexiness
Originally Posted by John Carter:
“huge asses can be sexy, not that mine is anything but a hunk a manly muscular sexiness”
“huge asses can be sexy, not that mine is anything but a hunk a manly muscular sexiness
”
Reading between the lines, John Carter's ass is like this
Except with a fat man head on the bod
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