Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 5)

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twassington

19-06-2012

Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Back from downtown Potters Bar and it seems they haven't had sight of a real man for ages. I wonder if these girls mothers know what they are up to?!

BTW Look out for my sale on Ebay of girls panties and thongs that were thrown at me earlier !”

Potters Bar is the ar$e end of nowhere. I should know, I grew up there

MartinRosen

19-06-2012

Originally Posted by twassington:
“Potters Bar is the ar$e end of nowhere. I should know, I grew up there ”

They have moved on since the unsexy people left !

Splinter-Z

19-06-2012

Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“I certainly won't be sending you a valentine - any year.

BTW I thought you had already lost your hair.”

That's ok, I get thousands of valentines every year anyway, your's would probably end up as a firelighter anyway, to make a nice fire for myself and the sexiest person alive (Twass) to cuddle up in front of.

I only lost my hair 'cause Twass keeps scalping me, but it keeps growing out like the young virile stud I am!

Originally Posted by twassington:
“Potters Bar is the ar$e end of nowhere. I should know, I grew up there ”

Your mum hasn't been out on one of her 'trips' to throw her bloomers at passing biddies of a similar age has she??

MartinRosen

19-06-2012

Originally Posted by Splinter-Z:
“the sexiest person alive (Twass) to cuddle up in front of.

I only lost my hair 'cause Twass keeps scalping me, but it keeps growing out like the young virile stud I am! ”

When did you last see an optician ?

Is she scalping you to make a voodoo doll ?

Quote:
“Your mum hasn't been out on one of her 'trips' to throw her bloomers at passing biddies of a similar age has she??”

My mum would have great difficulty in throwing her bloomers, unless she is sending them down from above!

twassington

19-06-2012

I give him a sexy No 3 with the clippers Martin

It's raining bloomers

MartinRosen

19-06-2012

Originally Posted by twassington:
“I give him a sexy No 3 with the clippers Martin

It's raining bloomers ”

What is that, a short back and sides ?!

twassington

19-06-2012

A short all over

MartinRosen

19-06-2012

Originally Posted by twassington:
“A short all over ”

Everywhere

subversive

20-06-2012

ahhhhh Yeahhhhhhh

MartinRosen

20-06-2012

Originally Posted by subversive:
“ahhhhh Yeahhhhhhh”

*INTERLOPER ALERT*

We don't allow non-sexy people to even drop by in the early hours of the morning.

twassington

20-06-2012

What are you doing in here then, Martin?

*reclines elegantly and sexily in silk negligee eating banana in suggestive manner*

MartinRosen

20-06-2012

Originally Posted by twassington:
“What are you doing in here then, Martin?

*reclines elegantly and sexily in silk negligee eating banana in suggestive manner* ”

As you well know Twass I am the sexiest person around here, and am in my rightful position of Head of this thread.

Out now to meet the fans !

Joel's dad

20-06-2012

*looks in mirror, adjusts hair, smiles and...*

I win

Splinter-Z

20-06-2012

Originally Posted by twassington:
“What are you doing in here then, Martin?

*reclines elegantly and sexily in silk negligee eating banana in suggestive manner* ”

Phwoar!

Originally Posted by Joel's dad:
“*looks in mirror, adjusts hair, smiles and...*

I win”

Not nearly as phwoar.. Massive fail!

Joel's dad

20-06-2012

Who has two thumbs and obviously the sexiest person in the world..

Joel's dad that's who

Splinter-Z

20-06-2012

Originally Posted by Joel's dad:
“Who has two thumbs and obviously the sexiest person in the world..

Joel's dad that's who ”

Errr *counts thumbs* 1... 2...
That's it I'm afraid, I only have two as well, but I make up for it in my nubile, muscular, young physique !

Granny Weatherwax

20-06-2012

*wanders through picking nose, farting and belching*

Joel's dad

20-06-2012

Originally Posted by Splinter-Z:
“Errr *counts thumbs* 1... 2...
That's it I'm afraid, I only have two as well, but I make up for it in my nubile, muscular, young physique !”

Erm, my thumbs are better than yours

twassington

20-06-2012

Originally Posted by Splinter-Z:
“Errr *counts thumbs* 1... 2...
That's it I'm afraid, I only have two as well, but I make up for it in my nubile, muscular, young physique !”

*splutters*

Whatever you say, dear

Originally Posted by Granny Weatherwax:
“*wanders through picking nose, farting and belching*”

Corrrrrr you sexy beast! I've work to do if I'm to beat you

Originally Posted by Joel's dad:
“Erm, my thumbs are better than yours ”

Nope, Splintz has sexy thumbs, very shapely and......sexy!!

Joel's dad

20-06-2012

I disagree :nods:

twassington

20-06-2012

Originally Posted by Joel's dad:
“I disagree :nods:”

I'ts not sexy to try and use smileys from other forums or chatrooms

EPIC FAIL!!!

Joel's dad

20-06-2012

Originally Posted by twassington:
“I'ts not sexy to try and use smileys from other forums or chatrooms EPIC FAIL!!!”

I disagree, it means I'm well adjusted IMO :high5; : politegigle: :rofl:

Anyways as my fingers are sexiest, it means I default as sexiest..

So stop posting EVERYONE..

twassington

20-06-2012

Originally Posted by Joel's dad:
“I disagree, it means I'm well adjusted IMO :high5; : politegigle: :rofl:

Anyways as my fingers are sexiest, it means I default as sexiest..

So stop posting EVERYONE..”

Oh dear......you have much to learn in the art of being sexy......even Martin, yes, EVEN Martin is sexier than you at the moment

Joel's dad

20-06-2012

I don know what that means or who martin is but it sounds like you dont believe I'm very sexy which is quite shocking because I know I'm the sexiest

chinchin

20-06-2012

Originally Posted by Joel's dad:
“I don know what that means or who martin is but it sounds like you dont believe I'm very sexy which is quite shocking because I know I'm the sexiest”

Why are you following me? Obviously my sex appeal transcends the genders.

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