Now you have had well over an hour. However, as you are non (banned) person, you do not count!

I do count .........10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 21 and Martin's sexiness is ended!



John Carter: Real sexiness since 08.49 (with dodgy interruptions)

*ahem* Due to the offer of sexiness IRL last night, I went AWOL from my thread. Never look a gift horse in the mouth is my motto

*curls up in thread for a sexy nap*

Oh good twassington is alseep, and she will therefore not notice that once again I remain supreme.

*half opens eyes*

No competition

Well close them again - actually wait. They are looking a bit bloodshot this morning. Sexy people don't have bloodshot eyes!

You're looking in a mirror Martin.....mine are crystal clear and deep blue

*flutters eyelashes*

Not true. Can't have mirrors in the house as they break up when they reflect my sexiness!

You've a face that shatters glass.........I can beleive that

"Ove3 hours on a weekday is an absolute disgrace" said the spokesperson for the campaign group CFRJCSS*

"In an era of watery beer, cheap tasteless sausages, and UHT milk we demand that our sexiness remains pure unadulterated and full strength. We demand an end to the inferior, fake and quite frankly limp examples of so-called sexiness on display in this thread."


What can I say? I'm back by popular demand

*Campaign For Real John Carter Style Sexiness

Two can play!

the votes are in, & it's still me

Nobody asked me to cast my vote.

(For the GLA .. I have already done mine by post - sexy people don't turn up a polling stations with the plebs!!)

Lovely weather we've been having lately.

Sling your rashers you sneaky thread stealing porkage flasher

Mine again. I thank you!

It's blooming unsexy weather for the time of year, smokey!!

Not up here it isn't.
Everybody has been going about in bikinis - even the men

you did vote, but you were so stunned by my sexiness, you forgot

*lights dozens of candles, and turns lights out, puts oil burners on for sexy scents, lays trail of chocolates and rose petals leading to massive four poster bed, lies on bed wearing nothing but expensive perfume and a silk chemise*

BLEURGH!!

Got rid of one

awww you stil trying twassington, any tips i can give you

Not if your day job is the nurse who assists at circumcisions......



oh and mine officially rightfully sexily all mine!.

dream on Carter, dream on

*boots AG out of thread*