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Old 29-06-2012, 19:37
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Hey twass, I just doing a little tidy and clean up in the pub - you know what Chinnie is like - anyhoo, I came across these , I saw you taking them out last night, so I thought I'd return them to you.
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Old 29-06-2012, 19:46
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Hey twass, I just doing a little tidy and clean up in the pub - you know what Chinnie is like - anyhoo, I came across these , I saw you taking them out last night, so I thought I'd return them to you.
"guffaws(in a sexy guffawing way of course )"
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Old 29-06-2012, 19:49
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"guffaws(in a sexy guffawing way of course )"
It would have been sexy, if it hadn't been for that bit of snot that just escaped out your nose.
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Old 29-06-2012, 20:11
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Old 29-06-2012, 20:16
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Hey twass, I just doing a little tidy and clean up in the pub - you know what Chinnie is like - anyhoo, I came across these , I saw you taking them out last night, so I thought I'd return them to you.
Those belong to Sleeps!!!

It would have been sexy, if it hadn't been for that bit of snot that just escaped out your nose.
How unsexy!
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Old 29-06-2012, 23:36
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Visited my mum in the old folks home and they asked me to leave, as the old boy's hearts couldn't take the strain!!
I heard differently. They thought that you were one of the residents and expected you to stay.

(Been out to a great 60s show this evening, featuring Mike D'Abo, and Dave Berry - my grandparents told me who they were!)
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Old 29-06-2012, 23:39
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I heard differently. They thought that you were one of the residents and expected you to stay.
That's cos you is a resident too that is
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Old 29-06-2012, 23:40
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That's cos you is a resident too that is
Wouldn't know where it is !
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Old 29-06-2012, 23:49
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Wouldn't know where it is !
Shouldn't you be in bed with your hot water bottle.cocoa, nightshirt , hat and g-s?
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Old 29-06-2012, 23:52
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Shouldn't you be in bed with your hot water bottle.cocoa, nightshirt , hat and g-s?
What would I do with g-s?

I think I would look silly in bed with a hat.
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Old 29-06-2012, 23:55
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What would I do with g-s?

I think I would look silly in bed with a hat.
Chins told me you always wear a tricorn hat in bed on the nights you think you are Napoleon.
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Old 30-06-2012, 10:16
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DOCTOR SMOKEY'S LUURVE CLINIC


Are you totally unsexy?
Do you repel the opposite sex?
Do you smell?

If you have answered yes to any of these questions then do not fear,Sexy Doctor Smokey can help you :cool

PLEASE APPLY WITHIN FOR LESSONS IN LUURVE
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Old 30-06-2012, 11:52
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Chins told me you always wear a tricorn hat in bed on the nights you think you are Napoleon.
The pointy corners get awkward to sleep on !
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Old 30-06-2012, 15:49
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I heard differently. They thought that you were one of the residents and expected you to stay.

(Been out to a great 60s show this evening, featuring Mike D'Abo, and Dave Berry - my grandparents told me who they were!)
That is scarily near to where I live I've no idea who those old timers are though.....your grandparents, eh Nice try you old git!!

DOCTOR SMOKEY'S LUURVE CLINIC


Are you totally unsexy?
Do you repel the opposite sex?
Do you smell?

If you have answered yes to any of these questions then do not fear,Sexy Doctor Smokey can help you :cool

PLEASE APPLY WITHIN FOR LESSONS IN LUURVE
I should reel in Martin for the first session!

I don't need your ministrations myself, I could do with some sexiness being removed from me, I'm a danger to the public!!!
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Old 30-06-2012, 16:30
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The pointy corners get awkward to sleep on !
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Old 30-06-2012, 16:32
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I bet Martin always says to Mrs Rosen "Not tonight, Josephine"
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Old 30-06-2012, 16:57
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I bet Martin always says to Mrs Rosen "Not tonight, Josephine"
Yes- poor Martin quite often gets the Elba
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Old 30-06-2012, 17:42
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Indeed.
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Old 30-06-2012, 17:45
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I bet Martin always says to Mrs Rosen "Not tonight, Josephine"
Her name is not Josephine - it is Matilda, Gertrude
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Old 30-06-2012, 17:46
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That is scarily near to where I live
There were a lot of unsexy people around the area last night. Which one was you?
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Old 30-06-2012, 18:40
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There were a lot of unsexy people around the area last night. Which one was you?
I was at home, well away from entertainment for OAPs
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Old 30-06-2012, 22:25
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I was at home, well away from entertainment for OAPs
Sat in a corner with your knitting and a cup of Horlicks !
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Old 30-06-2012, 22:31
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Sat in a corner with your knitting and a cup of Horlicks !
No, seducing and corrupting a nice young man
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Old 30-06-2012, 22:35
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No, seducing and corrupting a nice young man
How did he cost you ? He surely didn't come to you voluntarily (unless he is completely unsexy as well!).
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Old 30-06-2012, 22:37
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How did he cost you ? He surely didn't come to you voluntarily (unless he is completely unsexy as well!).
He ACCOSTED me, first, yes Martin I never pay for entertainment

He's only marginally less sexy than my own, smouldering, magnificent self
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