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Hey twass, I just doing a little tidy and clean up in the pub - you know what Chinnie is like
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Hey twass, I just doing a little tidy and clean up in the pub - you know what Chinnie is like
![]() "guffaws(in a sexy guffawing way of course )"
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"guffaws(in a sexy guffawing way of course )"![]()
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Hey twass, I just doing a little tidy and clean up in the pub - you know what Chinnie is like
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It would have been sexy, if it hadn't been for that bit of snot that just escaped out your nose.
![]() ![]() ![]() How unsexy!
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Visited my mum in the old folks home and they asked me to leave, as the old boy's hearts couldn't take the strain!!
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I heard differently. They thought that you were one of the residents and expected you to stay.
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That's cos you is a resident too that is
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Wouldn't know where it is !
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Shouldn't you be in bed with your hot water bottle.cocoa, nightshirt , hat and g-s?
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What would I do with g-s?
I think I would look silly in bed with a hat. Chins told me you always wear a tricorn hat in bed on the nights you think you are Napoleon.
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DOCTOR SMOKEY'S LUURVE CLINIC
![]() Are you totally unsexy? Do you repel the opposite sex? Do you smell? If you have answered yes to any of these questions then do not fear,Sexy Doctor Smokey can help you :cool PLEASE APPLY WITHIN FOR LESSONS IN LUURVE
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Chins told me you always wear a tricorn hat in bed on the nights you think you are Napoleon. |
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I heard differently. They thought that you were one of the residents and expected you to stay.
(Been out to a great 60s show this evening, featuring Mike D'Abo, and Dave Berry - my grandparents told me who they were!) I've no idea who those old timers are though.....your grandparents, eh![]() Nice try you old git!!Quote:
DOCTOR SMOKEY'S LUURVE CLINIC
![]() Are you totally unsexy? Do you repel the opposite sex? Do you smell? If you have answered yes to any of these questions then do not fear,Sexy Doctor Smokey can help you :cool PLEASE APPLY WITHIN FOR LESSONS IN LUURVE ![]() I don't need your ministrations myself, I could do with some sexiness being removed from me, I'm a danger to the public!!!
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I bet Martin always says to Mrs Rosen "Not tonight, Josephine"
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I bet Martin always says to Mrs Rosen "Not tonight, Josephine"
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Indeed.
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I bet Martin always says to Mrs Rosen "Not tonight, Josephine"
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That is scarily near to where I live
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There were a lot of unsexy people around the area last night. Which one was you?
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I was at home, well away from entertainment for OAPs
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Sat in a corner with your knitting and a cup of Horlicks !
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No, seducing and corrupting a nice young man
![]() ![]() ![]() He surely didn't come to you voluntarily (unless he is completely unsexy as well!).
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How did he cost you ?
![]() He surely didn't come to you voluntarily (unless he is completely unsexy as well!). I never pay for entertainment ![]() He's only marginally less sexy than my own, smouldering, magnificent self
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