Hey twass, I just doing a little tidy and clean up in the pub - you know what Chinnie is like - anyhoo, I came across these , I saw you taking them out last night, so I thought I'd return them to you.

"guffaws(in a sexy guffawing way of course )"

It would have been sexy, if it hadn't been for that bit of snot that just escaped out your nose.

Those belong to Sleeps!!!


How unsexy!

I heard differently. They thought that you were one of the residents and expected you to stay.

(Been out to a great 60s show this evening, featuring Mike D'Abo, and Dave Berry - my grandparents told me who they were!)

That's cos you is a resident too that is

Wouldn't know where it is !

Shouldn't you be in bed with your hot water bottle.cocoa, nightshirt , hat and g-s?

What would I do with g-s?

I think I would look silly in bed with a hat.

Chins told me you always wear a tricorn hat in bed on the nights you think you are Napoleon.

DOCTOR SMOKEY'S LUURVE CLINIC


Are you totally unsexy?
Do you repel the opposite sex?
Do you smell?

If you have answered yes to any of these questions then do not fear,Sexy Doctor Smokey can help you :cool

PLEASE APPLY WITHIN FOR LESSONS IN LUURVE

The pointy corners get awkward to sleep on !

That is scarily near to where I live I've no idea who those old timers are though.....your grandparents, eh Nice try you old git!!


I should reel in Martin for the first session!

I don't need your ministrations myself, I could do with some sexiness being removed from me, I'm a danger to the public!!!

I bet Martin always says to Mrs Rosen "Not tonight, Josephine"

Yes- poor Martin quite often gets the Elba

Indeed.

Her name is not Josephine - it is Matilda, Gertrude

There were a lot of unsexy people around the area last night. Which one was you?

I was at home, well away from entertainment for OAPs

Sat in a corner with your knitting and a cup of Horlicks !

No, seducing and corrupting a nice young man

How did he cost you ? He surely didn't come to you voluntarily (unless he is completely unsexy as well!).

He ACCOSTED me, first, yes Martin I never pay for entertainment

He's only marginally less sexy than my own, smouldering, magnificent self