Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 5)

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MartinRosen

30-06-2012

Originally Posted by twassington:
“He ACCOSTED me, first, yes Martin I never pay for entertainment

He's only marginally less sexy than my own, smouldering, magnificent self ”

I meant to say "How much" !

However, your second paragraph had me PMSL

twassington

30-06-2012

Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“I meant to say "How much" !

However, your second paragraph had me PMSL ”

I expect at your advanced age, you PYS most of the time, laughing or not

MartinRosen

30-06-2012

Originally Posted by twassington:
“I expect at your advanced age, you PYS most of the time, laughing or not ”

I have no problems in that respect. I presume you need to wear Tena Lady (ready for those little 'accidents' !).

twassington

30-06-2012

Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“I have no problems in that respect. I presume you need to wear Tena Lady (ready for those little 'accidents' !).”

Maybe in about 35 years time

Granny Weatherwax

30-06-2012

*wanders through to give the thread a good cleaning*

My, my! This place is filthy!

MartinRosen

30-06-2012

Originally Posted by twassington:
“Maybe in about 35 years time ”

So you have lost the ability to count

MartinRosen

30-06-2012

Originally Posted by Granny Weatherwax:
“My, my! This place is filthy! ”

Has Twass been dropping her pad wrappers on the floor again?

twassington

01-07-2012

*kicks Martin's lardy, unsexy ass out of thread*

smokeybacon

01-07-2012

Originally Posted by twassington:
“*kicks Martin's lardy, unsexy ass out of thread* ”

Well done Twass!

Now naff orf

twassington

01-07-2012

Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“Well done Twass!

Now naff orf ”

THere's nothing naff about me Smokey!

*eyes tartan speedo's with horror*

MartinRosen

01-07-2012

Originally Posted by twassington:
“*kicks Martin's lardy, unsexy ass out of thread* ”

My ass is not lardy, it is sexy!

twassington

01-07-2012

Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“My ass is not lardy, it is sexy!”

Splint and I find that hard to beleive

MartinRosen

01-07-2012

Originally Posted by twassington:
“Splint and I find that hard to beleive ”

There is nothing wrong with my ass.

twassington

01-07-2012

Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“There is nothing wrong with my ass.”

More like this

smokeybacon

01-07-2012

"struts through thread proudly showing off muscular and tanned thighs in new tennis shorts

twassington

01-07-2012

Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“"struts through thread proudly showing off muscular and tanned thighs in new tennis shorts "”

Are those new balls in your pockets, or are you just pleased to see me

smokeybacon

01-07-2012

Originally Posted by twassington:
“Are those new balls in your pockets, or are you just pleased to see me ”

How vulgar

twassington

01-07-2012

*curtseys*

GothSarah

01-07-2012

Lmfao!

twassington

01-07-2012

MartinRosen

01-07-2012

Originally Posted by twassington:
“Are those new balls in your pockets,”

No, they are just bulges in his unsexy thighs!

twassington

01-07-2012

What on earth are thights

MartinRosen

01-07-2012

Originally Posted by twassington:
“What on earth are thighs ”

Tights he wears on his thighs !!!!

Anyway, I think you are mis-reading my original post !

twassington

01-07-2012

Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Tights he wears on his thighs !!!!

Anyway, I think you are mis-reading my original post !”

Only cos you have now edited it

MartinRosen

01-07-2012

Originally Posted by twassington:
“Only cos you have now edited it ”

Moi

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