Vous!!

Have you heard anything from our friend who is no longer with us, btw??

*sits in corner quietly updating patient notes*

I thought you were too inebriated for such things

*notes that subject A must be having delusions*

pssst..........ALL the subjects in here have delusions. It's that sort of thread

"Devilishly handsome Doctor Smokey enters thread - "very good Nurse Weatherwax,up the dosage for Twassington please and I'll see you in my office later "

What on Earth have I clicked on??!!!

*sees that smokeybacon will need to have his medcation reviewed. . . stat. . . as his dissociative identity disorder seems to be reaching crisis point*

*boots really rather ordinary Smokeybacon out of thread*

Evening Elissa....stick around, you'll soon get the hang of it

*sniggers*

Would you both like a wee cup of tea and a scone with jam and butter?

You know I'd never say no !!

Wait..........are you going to lace it with tranquillizer

Tranquillizer? Whatever makes you think I would do that dear child?

*adjusts knicker elastic as its sticking where it shouldn't*

That's really not done in polite company, you know

This company is polite?

*faints falls expertly to show of really sexy Granny bloomers*

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!!!

Sexy, ain't they!

Not as sexy as mine!!!

And they're EDIBLE!

Hahaha, there is a story I could tell you . . . may be not!

*plies Granny with hard licquor*

Presumably you are giving her liquor

Hi Elissa

You have entered the thread where I am the sexiest person to post on it. Others try to come up to my standards but fail.

You can join the others and have a bit of fun.

PS If that profile picture is really you, then you are in the running to be my #2

Not since she was asked to leave for loving a Norwegian (?) guy and failing to look sexy herself !

Have I ever mentioned that I am sexier than you?