Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“I can get up quite a speed with my zimmer frame these days!”
“I can get up quite a speed with my zimmer frame these days!”
Having got there, would your pacemaker allow any action??
Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 5)
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Originally Posted by twassington:
“
Having got there, would your pacemaker allow any action??”
“
Having got there, would your pacemaker allow any action??”
Provided there is an oxygen tent nearby
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Provided there is an oxygen tent nearby”
“Provided there is an oxygen tent nearby
”
*orders Martin viagara off the internet*
Originally Posted by twassington:
“*orders Martin viagara off the internet*”
“*orders Martin viagara off the internet*
”
Nothing that viagra can do for me that a splint couldn't do cheaper !!
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“"proudly models extremely tight Team GB shorts"
”
“"proudly models extremely tight Team GB shorts"
”
You've now had a celtic & hibs tops on, ........ who do you really support ? I cant make my mind up !!! ......... BTW theres only one sexy team for me !!
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“You've now had a celtic & hibs tops on, ........ who do you really support ? I cant make my mind up !!! ......... BTW theres only one sexy team for me !!”
“You've now had a celtic & hibs tops on, ........ who do you really support ? I cant make my mind up !!! ......... BTW theres only one sexy team for me !!
”
nah - none of them.
I support the team with the sexiest strip in the league (Tangerine and black)
I'm too knackered to be sexy tonight, so I'm gonna nominate twass in my place, so that officially makes her the sexiest person on this thread. . .until tomorrow
Originally Posted by Granny Weatherwax:
“I'm too knackered to be sexy tonight, so I'm gonna nominate twass in my place, so that officially makes her the sexiest person on this thread. . .until tomorrow”
“I'm too knackered to be sexy tonight, so I'm gonna nominate twass in my place, so that officially makes her the sexiest person on this thread. . .until tomorrow
”
Thankyou Granny
at least someone appreciates my innate sexiness!!!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Thankyou Granny at least someone appreciates my innate sexiness!!!”
“Thankyou Granny
at least someone appreciates my innate sexiness!!!”
Granny forgot about me when she nominated you.
Anyway, who is she to nominate, because I am already sexier than her, without any effort!
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Amateurs!
”
“Amateurs!
”
Quite!
I'm so sexy I even keep myself awake!
Well, that and Twass' snoring!
Originally Posted by Splinter-Z:
“Quite!
I'm so sexy I even keep myself awake!
Well, that and Twass' snoring!”
“Quite!
I'm so sexy I even keep myself awake!
Well, that and Twass' snoring!
”
*Phones Mary Lighthouse*
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Granny forgot about me when she nominated you.
Anyway, who is she to nominate, because I am already sexier than her, without any effort!”
“Granny forgot about me when she nominated you.
Anyway, who is she to nominate, because I am already sexier than her, without any effort!”
*takes Martin's hand and gives it a wee pat*
There, there, don't worry if you keep taking your medications these silly delusions will soon stop.
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“ *Phones Mary Lighthouse*”
“
*Phones Mary Lighthouse*”
Mary Lighthouse used to live close to me. As yoofs we used to drive past her house shouting rude words!
Originally Posted by Granny Weatherwax:
“*takes Martin's hand and gives it a wee pat*
There, there, don't worry if you keep taking your medications these silly delusions will soon stop.”
“*takes Martin's hand and gives it a wee pat*
There, there, don't worry if you keep taking your medications these silly delusions will soon stop.
”
"Martin is okay" - Martin's doc.
Originally Posted by Splinter-Z:
“As yoofs we used to drive past her house shouting rude words!”
“As yoofs we used to drive past her house shouting rude words!
”
What like, "knickers" ?!
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“What like, "knickers" ?!”
“What like, "knickers" ?!”
No, not quite, somewhat ruder than that!
Alluring more towards the less polite words around homosexual sex ( she loved that, I think what got her most excited was Feltching!
) and various names for a mans or ladies 'private parts'
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Ohhhhh over 24 hours uninterrupted sexiness!! I ROCK!! ”
“Ohhhhh over 24 hours uninterrupted sexiness!! I ROCK!!
”
Just when I thought everyone had forgotten about this thread, I was going to jump in and claim victory ... yet again !
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Just when I thought everyone had forgotten about this thread, I was going to jump in and claim victory ... yet again !”
“Just when I thought everyone had forgotten about this thread, I was going to jump in and claim victory ... yet again !”
You reckoned without my sexy ass!!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“You reckoned without my sexy ass!!”
“You reckoned without my sexy ass!!
”
I didn't take it into consideration as I don't believe it is sexy.
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