Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 5)

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Splinter-Z

08-07-2012

Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“I didn't take it into consideration as I don't believe it is sexy.”

It is. Believe me!

It's the ass that sunk a thousand ships!
And that's just when she sat on them!

twassington

08-07-2012

Originally Posted by Splinter-Z:
“It is. Believe me!

It's the ass that sunk a thousand ships!
And that's just when she sat on them!”

It's a bodaceous ass. And SplintZ is rightly in awe of it

smokeybacon

08-07-2012

Have just arrived in Edinburgh on visit to sister - all Edinburgers in total awe of sheer sexiness of the Highlander especially when wearing mini-kilt

twassington

08-07-2012

Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“Have just arrived in Edinburgh on visit to sister - all Edinburgers in total awe of sheer sexiness of the Highlander especially when wearing mini-kilt ”

Let's hope you're not wearing patent leather shoes....we all know their mirror capabilities

Unless you have your speedos on under said mini kilt....

MartinRosen

08-07-2012

Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“Have just arrived in Edinburgh on visit to sister - all Edinburgers in total awe of sheer sexiness of the Highlander especially when wearing mini-kilt ”

What's worn under a Scotsman's kilt ? In Smokeybacon's case ... everything is worn out

twassington

08-07-2012

Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“What's worn under a Scotsman's kilt ? In Smokeybacon's case ... everything is worn out”

Either that or shrivelled from lack of use

Granny Weatherwax

09-07-2012

Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“Have just arrived in Edinburgh on visit to sister - all Edinburgers in total awe of sheer sexiness of the Highlander especially when wearing mini-kilt ”

No we weren't, we was laughing at you!

*stretches in seductively and yawns *

Morning peeps

twassington

09-07-2012

Morning Granny! *boogies in sexily*

MartinRosen

09-07-2012

Originally Posted by twassington:
“Morning Granny! *boogies in sexily*”

Have you been out all night (dirty stopout), if you are just booging in ?!

smokeybacon

09-07-2012

One o clock gun being fired every day - I think it is in recognition of my extreme sexinesss

Mindee

09-07-2012

You've all had your day
You've all had your say
No one gives a jot
About all of you lot
So it's time you move out of the way.

.^V^.

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Joel's dad

09-07-2012

Hello fuglies!!!

twassington

09-07-2012

Mirror mirror on the ceiling
Sexiness is most revealing
It shows not Martin or Mindee
or Smokeybacon....only ME!!!!!

*sticks tongue out at Joel'sdad*

Joel's dad

09-07-2012

Delusional you are!

MartinRosen

09-07-2012

Originally Posted by twassington:
“Mirror mirror on the ceiling
Sexiness is most revealing
It shows not Martin or Mindee
or Smokeybacon....only ME!!!!!

*sticks tongue out at Joel'sdad*”

Is it one of those 'crazy mirrors' that reflects people in strange shapes and sizes. You can easily tell if it shows you with a sexy body!

Granny Weatherwax

09-07-2012

Afternoon peeps

*kicks off black stilettos and languishes on the sofa*

twassington

09-07-2012

*elbows Granny off sofa and luxuriates on it instead, suggestively eating a banana*

MartinRosen

09-07-2012

Originally Posted by twassington:
“*elbows Granny off sofa and luxuriates on it instead, suggestively eating a banana* ”

Was that one of your five a day?

twassington

09-07-2012

Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Was that one of your five a day?”

Indeed, I've had broccoli, cauliflower, carrots and raspberries for the other four

MartinRosen

09-07-2012

Originally Posted by twassington:
“Indeed, I've had broccoli, cauliflower, carrots and raspberries for the other four ”

Isn't it supposed to be 5 veg and 5 fruit ?

twassington

09-07-2012

Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Isn't it supposed to be 5 veg and 5 fruit ?”

No Martin, read this dear, it should explain things

I love fruit and veg, I'd happily eat ten portions a day!!

MartinRosen

09-07-2012

Originally Posted by twassington:
“No Martin, read this dear, it should explain things

I love fruit and veg, I'd happily eat ten portions a day!!”

I am just going to have remain unhealthy. I am lucky if I get through about 2 / 3 a week !!!!

Fruit juice contains a lot of sugar. I can't eat grapefruit as it 'clashes' with one of my pills.

twassington

09-07-2012

Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“I am just going to have remain unhealthy. I am lucky if I get through about 2 / 3 a week !!!!

Fruit juice contains a lot of sugar. I can't eat grapefruit as it 'clashes' with one of my pills.”

No wonder I'm sexier than you!!!

MartinRosen

09-07-2012

You don't have to eat 5 a day to be sexy!

Granny Weatherwax

10-07-2012

*wafts in on a breeze of Chanel No5*

I'm taking a leaf out of Marilyn's book

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