*streaks through thread in the nuddy* 
Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 5)
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Originally Posted by twassington:
“*streaks through thread in the nuddy*”
“*streaks through thread in the nuddy*
”
Dunno what that was, but it certainly needs ironing
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Dunno what that was, but it certainly needs ironing”
“Dunno what that was, but it certainly needs ironing
”
Keep your iron away from my Rubinesque voluptuous folds!!!
Originally Posted by Granny Weatherwax:
“*peaks out from behind the curtains and sniggers*
”
“*peaks out from behind the curtains and sniggers*
”
*pouts and reclines modestly on sofa*
Quote:
“My gawd......I don't know why I waste my time here .......looking at the competition”
“My gawd......I don't know why I waste my time here .......looking at the competition”
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Is that bait marmite toast??”
“Is that bait marmite toast??”
Now you can see why
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Indeed!! *does sexy things in Primark jammie bottoms, old t shirt and grubby towelling slippers*”
“Indeed!! *does sexy things in Primark jammie bottoms, old t shirt and grubby towelling slippers*
”
Primark can never be sexy
Originally Posted by Granny Weatherwax:
“I can look sexy in anything!”
“I can look sexy in anything!
”
So can I!!!!
But Martin can't
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I'm even sexier after treble gin and tonics!!”
“I'm even sexier after treble gin and tonics!!”
yeah, so you are. The green colour around the gills is very becoming!
Originally Posted by Granny Weatherwax:
“yeah, so you are. The green colour around the gills is very becoming!”
“yeah, so you are. The green colour around the gills is very becoming!
”
.................................I'll be right back!!!*runs sexily to ladies*
Originally Posted by twassington:
“.................................I'll be right back!!!
*runs sexily to ladies*”
“
.................................I'll be right back!!!*runs sexily to ladies*”
*calls after twass*
Would you like me to hold your hair back?
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