Ferne is hillarious
The Only Way is Essex [Part 2]
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Elliot Wright is married to an Irish women called Joanne and they run a restaurant together in Spain and have 2 children together.
What's all this about him being a bachelor. I know it is scripted and fake - but this is a bit much
What's all this about him being a bachelor. I know it is scripted and fake - but this is a bit much
Originally Posted by TTTango:
“Elliot Wright is married to an Irish women called Joanne and they run a restaurant together in Spain and have 2 children together.
What's all this about him being a bachelor. I know it is scripted and fake - but this is a bit much”
“Elliot Wright is married to an Irish women called Joanne and they run a restaurant together in Spain and have 2 children together.
What's all this about him being a bachelor. I know it is scripted and fake - but this is a bit much”
Oh, why would they put it in the show if people can just look online and see it.
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Diags is my favourite.
Also the past history of people bringing there relationships ino the show isn't great so why are mario/Lauren and Tom/lucy bringing there's into it?
Originally Posted by ewoodie:
“Has Carol Wright had a facelift?”
“Has Carol Wright had a facelift?”
The interfering old cow needs a personality transplant.
Originally Posted by mia75:
“The interfering old cow needs a personality transplant.”
“The interfering old cow needs a personality transplant.”
The ironing board is going 24/7 in the Wright house! Either Carol or Nanny Pat is always at it!
Originally Posted by Holte139:
“Say what you like about Lucy Meck but she certainly knows how to turn on the style!”
“Say what you like about Lucy Meck but she certainly knows how to turn on the style!”
She always seemed to be pulled rather easily and puts out quite quickly as well
Who baths their dogs in the middle of a living room 
I know it would be for the show but there was no point to it at all 
I know it would be for the show but there was no point to it at all
Originally Posted by DUNDEEBOY:
“She always seemed to be pulled rather easily and puts out quite quickly as well”
“She always seemed to be pulled rather easily and puts out quite quickly as well”
No different then the rest of the TOWIE cast then!
I hope Lucy forgets about Mario and does give Tom a fair try. All her recent flings have lasted not very long.
I don't dislike Lucy but it's clear that she has a major princess complex and as such strives very hard to be the thinnest, bustiest (although she'll never top Billie Faiers), tannest, or tops in whatever field of competition they have going.
For some reason the other cast members view her as a bit of a little sister (she is one of the youngest among them) and they seem to be very tolerant of her alpha female routine even as Lucy shows them up - with the notable exception of Lauren Pope who clashed with her in the past over Kirk Norcross. Pope and Chloe Sims are always at the ready to get the claws out with any perceived threat...the clock is ticking loudly for both...nose jobs (Popes looked so much better before) and botox only hold off the inevitable for so long.
For some reason the other cast members view her as a bit of a little sister (she is one of the youngest among them) and they seem to be very tolerant of her alpha female routine even as Lucy shows them up - with the notable exception of Lauren Pope who clashed with her in the past over Kirk Norcross. Pope and Chloe Sims are always at the ready to get the claws out with any perceived threat...the clock is ticking loudly for both...nose jobs (Popes looked so much better before) and botox only hold off the inevitable for so long.
Originally Posted by mia75:
“The interfering old cow needs a personality transplant.”
“The interfering old cow needs a personality transplant.”
That may be true, but even she can see Ricky is a bit of a plank.
Originally Posted by Majorkey:
“I don't dislike Lucy but it's clear that she has a major princess complex and as such strives very hard to be the thinnest, bustiest (although she'll never top Billie Faiers), tannest, or tops in whatever field of competition they have going.
For some reason the other cast members view her as a bit of a little sister (she is one of the youngest among them) and they seem to be very tolerant of her alpha female routine even as Lucy shows them up - with the notable exception of Lauren Pope who clashed with her in the past over Kirk Norcross. Pope and Chloe Sims are always at the ready to get the claws out with any perceived threat...the clock is ticking loudly for both...nose jobs (Popes looked so much better before) and botox only hold off the inevitable for so long.”
“I don't dislike Lucy but it's clear that she has a major princess complex and as such strives very hard to be the thinnest, bustiest (although she'll never top Billie Faiers), tannest, or tops in whatever field of competition they have going.
For some reason the other cast members view her as a bit of a little sister (she is one of the youngest among them) and they seem to be very tolerant of her alpha female routine even as Lucy shows them up - with the notable exception of Lauren Pope who clashed with her in the past over Kirk Norcross. Pope and Chloe Sims are always at the ready to get the claws out with any perceived threat...the clock is ticking loudly for both...nose jobs (Popes looked so much better before) and botox only hold off the inevitable for so long.”
I totally forgot that!!!
Blimey she really has been through them all.
Originally Posted by Beautiful_Harv:
“That may be true, but even she can see Ricky is a bit of a plank.”
“That may be true, but even she can see Ricky is a bit of a plank.”
He certainly is.
Mario talked about Tom and Lucy having slept together in a limo. I'm not sure there was any sleeping involved!
I think Mario has been stringing Lauren along.The whole 'lets just stay friends' thing in the club was so fake. He had no intentions of going out with her. Watch him now start trying to wind Lucy up again. Can't stand him.
Ferne should try and do something about her whiny voice. She can do better than Charlie, what a loser.
Ferne should try and do something about her whiny voice. She can do better than Charlie, what a loser.
Originally Posted by DUNDEEBOY:
“Elliott seems to think a bit too much of himself”
“Elliott seems to think a bit too much of himself”
Maybe, but he's a big improvement on Joey
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