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You think the show may be past its best?What did you make of new arrival Vas?
Vas ... he's a bit vapid - that's the only word I can think of for him. They've given him a part in the show but he's just there to stir it up for Lauren P and Chloe, isn't he? |
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My observations:
Why on earth bring back Harry? Awful, awful, idiotic vapid eejit. His 'relationship' with Bobby is about as real as most of the veneers and boobs on display. Speaking of veneers, Elliott looked way better with his natural teeth, but his veneers are quite well done and not too Rylanesque. Think him and Chloe are quite sweet but don't see it lasting - think he will cheat on her. Giant Gemma - just a ghastly sh*t stirring monster who treats everyone like a piece of sh*t on her shoe. Why doesn't Bobby grow a pair and just tell her to f**k off? Lydia and Arg - don't buy for one minute that Lydia would wan to get back with Behemoth Arg. She's a pretty girl and could do so much better than that tit. New girls - surprisingly classy and naturally pretty. Grace - sometime she looks stunning and other times she looks awful. |
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I see this lot are now airing their dirty laundry in Marbs now That Gemma's a loudmouth! "The queen of Marbs has arrived" pass the sick bucket please.
When will people stop watching crap like this? |
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Lauren Pope has no personality whatsoever. She hardly ever says anything or shows any emotion. Not that she has to be a shrieking harridan like some but she is weird.
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Show just looks like one big advert or Marbella to me. Great place though it is.
Thought it was all going to be shot in Banus but some of it, like the Orange square scene is in the old town which is 5 or 6 miles away. First time I have watched the show, naff as expected. Do the story lines ever venture outside of who is dating who? The what I assume is a new girl Yasmin is a beautiful looking creature. |
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Grace - sometime she looks stunning and other times she looks awful.
I agree - it's very strange. I know that Mario has been at loggerheads with the producers - does that explain his absence or is he gone for good? Of course, he's slagged them off before in the Lucy days and one never knows if it's a put-up job for PR. The Harry/Bobby drama is boring beyond belief. So scripted it makes an advert look spontaneous. Gemma may claim to be thrilled they're together but now she's surplus to requirements and I think she knows it. Imogen is striking - love the hair - and the antithesis of the others with their troweled-on slap. I avoid Next Top Model but with her height and build it's no surprise she was a contestant. Elliott pursuing Chloe...well someone had to I suppose. I can't imagine trying to carry on a conversation with her beyond 'you're gorgeous...no you're gorgeous.' She's had loads of screen time and the only subject she can discuss semi-intelligently is cosmetic surgery. Don't ask me how I know this but Ferne has been posting loved-up Charlie photos on Instagram regularly, including during this so-called crisis. Intentionally or otherwise she's undermining the plot.Speaking of social media, Dan and Jac Jossa from EastEnders were cuddled up on the sofa watching the World Cup so they're definitely an item, their claims aside. Jasmin can throw fits and drinks all she likes but Dan is off the market and was probably never on it for her. |
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Grace - sometime she looks stunning and other times she looks awful.
I agree - it's very strange. I know that Mario has been at loggerheads with the producers - does that explain his absence or is he gone for good? Of course, he's slagged them off before in the Lucy days and one never knows if it's a put-up job for PR. The Harry/Bobby drama is boring beyond belief. So scripted it makes an advert look spontaneous. Gemma may claim to be thrilled they're together but now she's surplus to requirements and I think she knows it. Imogen is striking - love the hair - and the antithesis of the others with their troweled-on slap. I avoid Next Top Model but with her height and build it's no surprise she was a contestant. Elliott pursuing Chloe...well someone had to I suppose. I can't imagine trying to carry on a conversation with her beyond 'you're gorgeous...no you're gorgeous.' She's had loads of screen time and the only subject she can discuss semi-intelligently is cosmetic surgery. Don't ask me how I know this but Ferne has been posting loved-up Charlie photos on Instagram regularly, including during this so-called crisis. Intentionally or otherwise she's undermining the plot.Speaking of social media, Dan and Jac Jossa from EastEnders were cuddled up on the sofa watching the World Cup so they're definitely an item, their claims aside. Jasmin can throw fits and drinks all she likes but Dan is off the market and was probably never on it for her. |
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I thought he'd been caught with drugs so they suspended him
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re - Imogen.
Thank you - I KNEW I recognised her from somewhere!!!! |
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What really stands out (or not!) is that the two new girls, Imogen and Robyn, do not have fake chests! In fact, their whole look - natural - is such a nice change from that of most of the rest of the cast.
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Just back from Marbella, was chatting to a few of the workers who said the cast are a bunch of freeloaders, and that Gemma is incredibly rude.
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Just back from Marbella, was chatting to a few of the workers who said the cast are a bunch of freeloaders, and that Gemma is incredibly rude.
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The what I assume is a new girl Yasmin is a beautiful looking creature. She's dating Ross from Ex On The Beach now, apparently. |
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Charlie this week to Ferne: "I get girls come up to me all the time ... every day ... and I say "No, no, no, stay away from me." Really??
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Charlie this week to Ferne: "I get girls come up to me all the time ... every day ... and I say "No, no, no, stay away from me." Really??
He isnt good looking, at all. Quite confused by that Does anyone think charlie is good looking? |
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He isnt good looking, at all. Quite confused by that
Does anyone think charlie is good looking? |
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What was that beach scene?!
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not sure why I'm watching this but it really makes me want to go to P.Banus! yes a massive advert.
Gemma seems to have fallen into a 'old mamma' role... Harry seems alot younger than Bobby and two of them seem destined to fail (if its real) and for some odd reason I cannot understand (might be the wine) I was routing for Charlie and Fern.. and no he's not attractive at all... maybe they just seem suited (which doesn't say much) That beach scene was awful... I watch the show occasionally and the woman (Charlies sister) always seemed to be the older 'disaster love life' character and watching that scene I just thought she'd had a word with the producers and demanded a happy love life... apologies If I missed another of her successful conquests. Bunch of immature, insecure wannabe's - but great advert for Sunny Spain and guilty TV ![]() aside question... how do the likes of 20 something old Harry afford such trips??.... |
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What was that beach scene?!
They were re-enacting the beach scene from From Here To Eternity (Burt Lancaster & Deborah Kerr). See http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4iTCDWQXYlY ... if the link works. |
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Ferne is still the best character on the show by a million miles.
An absolute train wreck but great tv. Dan obviously is with jacqueline jossa in real life again so no girls for him in the show although it is acted. The newer one I can't decide on is grace the one that looks like a mini Luisa zissman, suspect she seems to be moving up in the story importance. Gemma and arg need to go tired dated characters that just go round in circles |
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aside question... how do the likes of 20 something old Harry afford such trips??.... I'd expect for the show, it was all paid for by the show. Overall with the Marbs special I wasn't that impressed, they didn't really do much just had a few arguments as usual. I did think it was kind of a backfire on Bobby when he stood there, determined to stand up for himself and told Harry it was over then walked away, then Harry took a flight home, a bit like he was thinking "well I will f*ck off then" where as Bobby probably thought that would have given him a bit more screen time with Harry still around pining over him. Ferne and Charlie are so boring, every single series it's the same thing, not just the same thing they just say the same things over and over and over and over. I mean, it's fair enough if that's were their relationship is at but the producers should really think about focusing on other people as seeing the same stuff gets boring. |
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Yeah, all of them will of had the trip paid for.
Does everyone in Essex own a shop? There is loads of them with shops. All fashion and beauty though.. shocker! |
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I thought Dan was awful. He started off as a nice guy but his nasty side has come out.
Last two seasons he made out he was unsure about Jasmin as she's 'not girlfriend material'. He said he 'tried to fancy' her but couldn't. Why sleep with her then and call her the slag? Back at you knob head. Since Loicke is a Knob head and they were paired off as friends from the start, I should have realised he was one too. |
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I thought Dan was awful. He started off as a nice guy but his nasty side has come out.
Last two seasons he made out he was unsure about Jasmin as she's 'not girlfriend material'. He said he 'tried to fancy' her but couldn't. Why sleep with her then and call her the slag? Back at you knob head. Since Loicke is a Knob head and they were paired off as friends from the start, I should have realised he was one too. |
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He looked like a misogynistic idiot. He slept with a girl he doesn't fancy, ignored her afterwards and then called her a slag. Lovely guy.
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but Ferne has been posting loved-up Charlie photos on Instagram regularly, including during this so-called crisis. Intentionally or otherwise she's undermining the plot.
