I saw a couple of eps of series 1 and the odd bit over the years, but I'm not a regular viewer. I've decided to watch an ep of The Only Way Is Marbs out of curiosity - dear God, it's sooooooooo tedious! It doesn't help that none of these people have the ability to speak in anything other than a monotone drone, and the conversation is basically about who's shagging who, which, given the small cast, is pretty limited!
As for the 'script', ridiculous!
"You've killed me as a person!" - So he didn't kill her as a cowboy, Scooby Doo or Spongebob Squarepants then? Good, glad we've got that cleared up! She also looks very healthy for a corpse!
"I'm not Stevie Wonder, I've got two eyes!" So has Stevie Wonder, you prat! He just can't see!
Harry and his Rylan-a-like boyfriend - completely devoid of any charisma or personality.
Are they all supposed to be twenty-somethings, because some of them look like it's a while since they saw their 20s! Maybe it's the the layers of make-up and regular use of fake tan/sunbeds that's aged them. They all seem to blend into each other - no individuality or personality. The only two who stand out are Arg and Gemma Collins, and that's because a) they're not skinny and b) they look like they could be the parents of the others! How old is Gemma? I'd have guessed 40s!