Lucy blatantly said on the phone "you know how this show works" - as it... it's not a coincidence

I knew this would cause trouble.

Arg he is a bigger guy but he dresses in a style that emphasises this

Does anyone blame Arg for running? Ok, not a very honest thing to do - but bloody hell!! That was insane.

arg was hilarious tonight! that was pretty awkward with the parents, think i would have done a runner too the girl is clearly just trying to get a permenant spot on the show

gemma being her usual nasty b***h self again, dani didnt even pull a face!

chloe was cute with ... daryl?

and as for joey saying arg is desperate for signing up to online dating .. erm joey signed him up didnt he!

and finally ... who takes there phone into a jacuzzi!

Billi and Cara getting christened is an absolute joke. I don't want to preach but it's a religious ceremony that should be taken seriously, not an excuse for a new dress and a big party. It's an insult to the Christian faith letting these airheads wake up one day and decided they want to be christened.

Mick is a total arseh*le, Comparing his tarts to air hostess's !! WTF ? And as for his useless slimey son ....

I for once agreed with Gemma .. what the hell has it got to do with Danni what she said about Mick ??

I agree about the girls Sam is old looking for her age.I don't think her and Joey dating helps as he looks about 12 so they appear more mother and son than boyfriend/girlfriend. I really don't get the appeal of botox at 21-24.

probably botoxed lips

as someone once pointed out: chloe and lauren P would give Shregar a run for his money ... lmao

will cara and billie ever be parted ? ... those two must get sick of the sight of each other sometimes

It look liked it last night when they were trying on outfits..

Mario is really weird and possessive towards Lucy, and how awkward were the scenes with Lydia, Lucy, Tom and Mario!? Mario's so bad at pretending to be a nice guy!

And why was Dani getting involved in Gemma and Mick's argument? It seemed so random and forced.

That's true, I've heard people say they think Sam & Joey look like mother and son. I think that's a bit OTT but she does look older than him.

With the Botox, I wonder if in ten years time we are going to find there are bad side effects to having it so young. It's still a relatively new thing and the ones injecting it into their faces now in their twenties, are kind if the guinea pigs.

The whole Jasmin-Arge dating thing is probably the fakest thing I've seen on the show thus far.

Jasmin's brother is good mates with Joey, Diags, Arg etc as you can see here http://t.co/YyuG9E2R

Jasmin also auditioned for Jess Wright's band ages ago.

I bet if he had Diags bank ballance, Lucy wouldn't be quite so keen to hold on to him. He's not even "that" good looking, there has to be more to why she continually takes the shite he dishes her out.

Oh yeah, and Kirk are the hypnotist

It'll take more than a hypnotist to solve his problems. once a plonker, always a plonker

I was a bit concerned about Sam's appearance, her eyes look very puffy, probably a side effect of pulling out her eyelashes

I cannot stand Sam and Billi .. they are like a couple of witches stirring up trouble.

The comment Joey made about Sam saying .. "she gets well nasty when she has a drink" .. made me think about when Sam and Billi got beaten up ...

Gemma. Nasty piece of work
Kirk. Learning Difficulties?
Joey. Moronic
Mario. Unsavoury
Mick. Fallen from grace?
Arg. Puerile

I really really really hate Kirk, I can't believe they have let him come back to the show and given him so many scenes he is such an arrogant arsehole!!!!

Joey I love but he is just so naive, when hes hanging round with kirk or arg, he just comes across such a idiot and just as bad as the other two.

I don't understand the Danni and Gemma thing at all......

Chloe is my fave but I can't keep up with her love life. Last week she was crying about her fella, now shes got a new fella????

Have sam and Joey split?? I hope not!!!

The Jasmine Arg thing absolutley pathetic and fake!!!

Finally The christening thing, I am sick to the back teeth of!

oh no tonights episode is "break up" central who is it going to be????

FFS .. Mick trying to prove he is a good dad after the backlash he has had over the Honies.. It will not work you pillock !!

Taylor does not fit in with the crowd at all look at state of her face!!!!
if shes going to be a regular with Chris them spots will be gone by next week!

Just what I was thinking. The 2 younger children seem lovely. How did Kirk turn out to be such a twonk?

She is very brave going on the programme with her complexion.

Lucy looking gorgeous as ever.

We didn't even know Mick had any other kids untill last week did we?????

So I take it Jess and Rick arre the first couple to split, and then maybe Lucy and Mario??
It can't be Joey and Sam he was only on about proposing in a mag I was reading 3 days ago! lol