Mario relating being accused of cheating on someone to being accused of murder!!!!!! WTF!!!!!!!!!!

Lauren pope and Chloe still my faves although maybe oldest. Although Lauren has been 29 for about 6 years now

Mario is such a moose. Lucy is a bigger one though as she is clearly going to take him back.

Arg was the same with Lydia - and I actually used to believe him when he always denied it before.

She's obviously been taking tips from Lady Augusta Bracknell - "35 is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained 35 for years. "

Is jasmin a regular now oh no

Oh dear... this muppet thinks he's going to secure a job as a cashier by imitating Zoolander?

Err... "hench"? does that mean "oxygen thief"?

Chloe and dags are good together

I really like the Diags and Chloe scenes

A 50-call sniper rifle, a good vantage point...

Ohhh - who next into the CAN treadmill....

Auditions for a shop job. Where does joey get his money

And how long before he steers it onto a sandbar...

Joey is so stupid doesn't know simple maths or common knowledge, but how can he afford cars and houses

Head office is my head. Haha. What a turnip.
I wish Gemma would just meet someone. She obviously wont be nice and happy until she does.

Chloe and Diags are so lovely together.

Arg have you still not lost that bowtie

Kirk's body makes me come over all unnecessary

This is just so awkward to watch poor Jasmine

Staged argument coming

Jess and Sam are quite vile aren't they. Why were they so overtly rude to jasmine?!

Yay more Lauren

Yup - Passive Aggressive Kombat and 5 mins left of airtime..

Isn't Lauren a bit old for kirk though

Why am I watching this tripe again? Poor Jasmine, talking about how your better off with someone else in front of his date, no shame these people!

I'm sure I read recently Gemma was with someone else why do they insist on throwing this crap of Gemma/Arg onscreen. They are the worst two characters and being together doesn't improve them. As for that dinner scene it was so fake as if you would do that.

Glad it isn't just me. Bloody hell. *Flustered*
I think he has some real issues though, poor lamb.


I know, I think that was staged just to make us feel sorry for her. But it worked. No need in that from Jess, Sam, Ricky and Joey!