Some of the stuff Jess wears offends my eyes
That white party outfit was a particular shocker

Ive missed TOWIE for a while and have just caught up with the Marbella episodes. What happened to Cara and her mate who's name ive forgotton, i did actually quite like them two.

Sam was looking seriously...old

That really didn't look like wine all over Mario

Regarding the comments about Sam seeming older than Joey, this post, speculating on the supposedly jaw-dropping revelation last year (which turned out to be Gemma having given Arg...manual relief), still amuses me!

Same here, I agree, If she claims to be ''over mario'' and put all their business behind her, she wouldn't have had the need to have a dig at Jasmine.

She would have been a much better person, is she held her head high and just continued to walk on by.

Having said that, I am warming to Lucy, as I was not a fan of her at first.

Sam and Billie get right on my t*ts! I have never liked the pair of them.

Gotta love Chloe though, I think she is sound and loved the meal scene in Marbs, sat with Maria and the older geezer - her come backs was p**s funny - good on you Chloe!

Really used to Like Gemma - but now I am not too sure on her. I think she has changed.

Marios mate with the Joe Swash voice is a regular now then
Can't stand Mario and Ricky

Is sam faeirs about a decade older than joey

Did that just say Chloes brother how has she never mentioned him

Lucy looks hotter than ever!

And the rest

Why don't they axr arg as he is completely pointless now.

He is like the louis walsh of this you can't get rid of him

Sam faeirs promoting assault of men

mmm would it be so acceptable if it was the other way round?

The look on Ferne's face when Sam was talking about the slap. It was obvious she didn't agree.

Meh. The men get away with sleeping around and the women get away with slapping their boyfriends. There will always be double standards.

I really don't like Ferne or her boyfriend, pointless characters.
Arg seemed genuinely upset he'd lost the eating contest, what a sore loser!
Bit of a boring episode.

The Wrights need to go first. Especially Jessica, awful person.


http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/tv/s143/...ter-fight.html

Lucy and Jess have been suspended. I can't believe they never showed the fight! That would have been great TV. Lucy clearly isn't over Mario.

Last nights episode was quite bland. I'm not getting this whole Joey/Sam situation, they're already back together so I reckon it's all for the camera's.

I don't quite get that report. Did Lucy and Jess have an argument, or was it Lucy and Jess vs Jasmine?

Totally agree. have never liked any of that family. As for the mother She has a short memory about engagement breaking up from the bloke cheating .. Mark her son did it. bloody awful family.

As for Mario going to sort little Chris out for blabbing. You got caught out nobby.. You only have yourself to blame.

When did Lucy grow some balls? Yes she is pretty but is so arrogant and thinks she is god's gift. She is an awful person who clearly doesn't care about anyone but her self.

Lets bring Lauren G back to put her in her place. She was the only one that shut that bint up. Although, I am thinking Fern and Lucy will have some rows and lets hope Fern, as much as I don't like her, brings Lucy back down to reality.

As for Jessica, when did she even get a bigger part in the show. Her, Her mother and sometimes Nanny Pat are like three witches who need a cauldron. They were awful to Lauren, and wouldn't be surprised if Michelle keegan left Mark because of his mother who by the way is Mutton dressed as Lamb.

This series really needs to axe Bobby, Charley and Arg and the new boys. I miss Lauren G, Cara, Billi etc.

I am warming to Gemma again and is actually not as annoying as she has been for the past few series.

Jessica is just Mark's sister and will never fit in. Also, her outfits always blind my eyes.

I think Ferne's coming across ok, i dont mind her. She's bringing more to the show than billie who just seems to interview the 'regulars' so we can hear how theyre feeling, its never anything to do with her.

Mario's mum seemed more upset about lil chris grassing him up than mario actually cheating.

Lucy and Jess Vs Jasmin. I feel bad for Jasmin, she has never done anything to them. Jess has been gunning for Jasmin from day 1, it has became evident since Sams dinner party. Jess was definitely the high school mean girl, it's so obvious because she hasn't grown out of that role.


Exactly! I have never got the love for the family. Hypocritical bunch of hormonal bitches, including Mark.

I'm confused, was it Chris who blabbed? Because Ricki said something to Jess about Mario finding out/going to find out so I assumed it was her or him that said it. Poor little Chris, even if he did say it, Mario will eat him for breakfast. Mario's disgusting because he know's he can intimidate Chris and so he does it.


Whatever balls Lucy has grown Lauren would rip them right off. I'm not a fan of Lucy, she lost her likeability after Lydia left.

The Wrights practically bullied Lauren. They made her life hell and it was a shame. Since Lauren left & Jess became a bigger part of the show I reckon they were like that because they were jealous that Lauren was the female star of Towie and not their baby, Jess. Lauren is well rid of Mark and his family now. It wouldn't surprise me if they did, poor Michelle doesn't know what she's getting herself into. I agree, Billi and Cara were right, she is mutton dressed as lamb. I loved the when Billi put Jess in her place.

BIB- I agree! The show went downhill once they left.

The cast don't seem to have any real friendship with Jess, well maybe Sam but that's because they're both 38. What happened to her friendship with Frankie? Did they fall out when Frankie refused to fall in line and back Jess up against Lauren?

I picked that up too. She kind of had a 'how dare Chris' vibe. I have a feeling she already knew Mario was cheating but wanted to cover up for him, it's not uncommon for the mothers to know and keep mum. (excuse the pun)

Your right that could be a red herring with Chris. Ricky and Jess always look guilty about something so it could be one of those. Those 2 are well matched.

As someone else said Mario's mum was less shocked at him cheating on Lucy than accusing little Chris!

what a short episode on sunday ,..... 33 minutes!! ... I thought we usually got 45 or even 50.

Can't stand that Ferne ... what a low voice she has .. sounds like a fella

Sam + Joey are back together again ... seen it on the mail website .... Sam needs to tell Joey that her relationship with him is just between them & nothing to do with Chloe .... Joey, Grow Up!!!