I think the point some people are attempting very subtly to make is that what you said was pretty obvious.

My reason for wearing the clothes I wear is generally a mix of them being flattering on me and me being comfortable in them. I do like the odd appreciative glance. But the most good-looking guy on the planet drooling into my bra when I'm out and about is going to make me uncomfortable. Really.

wow how to take a thread off on a tangent!

tenuous link there

Some breasts require more detailed analysis than others.

Firstly it's quite possible that what at first might appear to be a pair of Ds are, upon closer examination, DDs. Secondly it's not easy to establish a pertness rating with a quick glance. Thirdly the chest should ideally be checked for signs of artificial enhancement. Fourthly we need to know whether or not the correct size brassiere is being worn. If not, it is our duty to approach the woman and (diplomatically) recommend a reliable bra-fitter. All this information is essential in case we ever start dating a woman with the same breast configuration. It gives us an advantage when the time comes to talk about breasts in general and hers in particular.

I agree about the gob hanging open, though. That's just disgusting.

You can go off people you know!

I'd have no problem with you being gay - but your taste!!

I like the slavering beast option, as long as it isn't permanent, can I do it on the NHS or do I wait for the full moon ?


As a bloke sometimes you have to just not look, like the time I was presenting a short course and a woman sat down in the front row with an extremely low-cut top and somewhere between 6-8 inches of cleavage on show. My (female) manager was moved to comment and hoped that that I wouldn't be too distracted. Personally I wouldn't have thought that wasn't appropriate workwear but with dress codes going the way of the dodo probably nothing could be said.

That makes the picture of you so much less erm... odd. Oh wait...

the girl in the garage near me wears lo cuts that show off her breasticles. i filled up the other day and because i was hypnotised by their gravity-defying magnificence, i said "pump five puppies" instead of "pump five please" what an idiot.

Isn't this what sunglasses are for?

Pmsl excellent! Although she probably didn't think so!

What I can never understand is why some wear cropped tops, then pull them down when they ~ for instance ~ get up from sitting. Why not just wear an ordinary top in the first place ?

breasticles I don't understand this word, it sounds like it should be a combination of breasts and testicles, but it isn't being used that way (I assume)

A few years ago I complained to a local authority about the revealing dress of an employee they had sent on a course I was running. Anyway it worked she dressed more appropriately from then on. I would have done the same for a male student 'presenting' in the same way.

they ride up.

That has to be the single most pathetic thing I've read today.

Hmm, so u want to dictate how women dress even if they are happy covered up?

Anyways off topic ...

OP, chick?

And agree with other, look, fine, i look but i dont leer

Well perhaps she was distracting the other course ...err........members?

You didn't discreetly take advantage of the view then, or let the others do so if you didn't like it? I used to, if it happened when I managed offices. So did the other managers. It helped nicely to break up the daily routine when she/they walked by and my colleagues would not have thanked me had I told her and her ilk off.

You obviously noticed and had a good look then

Is there something wrong with you?...

Believe me it was not a sight anyone would want to have shared. It was not breast cleavage actually but the other kind.

Judging by the responses you've had, you might wish to clarify exactly what it was you got banned, then!

Oh silly me, it's much better for them to be forced to cover up everything except their eyes. Interesting how you put the rights of the TINY MINORITY of muslim women who choose to wear the burkha, over the rights of the women who are FORCED to wear it. Good set of priorities.

Probably but the woman's career was never going to advance if she thought such dress was appropriate in Social Services. I met her again some years later she had done well and was looking very smart.

I like looking at women; I never confused that with oggling students or making decisions in their best interests.

Sorry I thought your imagination might cope; It was a vast amount of bum cleavage in fact.